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Sarah Morrison's Best Week Ever

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This is 2008 Sarah Morrison recently came up with the best life plan ever. Instead of trying to do things that are fulfilling and make you happy all the time, just do the most ridiculous things possible and appreciate the random and amazing…

Best Week Ever: 2007

"You should just move in with Diplo’s mom!" -I have a lovely one bedroom apartment for rent ASAP in South Philadelphia. [email protected] for more info. -I hate the reference "Blah blah blah is the new blah blah blah. (ie. Gwyneth…

Best Week Ever: 2006

"I feel like a Mermaid!" -Daphne the dog is eating trash off the floor. I opt to feed her. I go into the closet where Pat keeps the dog food. Half crying, I tell Melissa that there is still cat litter in the closet. She looks down at…