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Best Week Ever: December 12, 2008

“I am not dead. i am just in New York.” -I am at the Missbehave office sort of working from Emilia’s old computer. One of the boys who works upstairs walks in. He looks at me and goes, “How’s your job going?” Confused…

Best Week Ever: December 5, 2008

“Mad Men is not on TV because they had the season finale. It’s like asking our readers asking what happened to George W Bush….Oh wait, he’s just not president anymore!” -After much delay and frustration on my part regarding…

Best Week Ever: November 14, 2008

"Exactly, no one should move back to Scranton."

Best Week Ever: November 14, 2008

“Exactly, no one should move back to Scranton.” -I am subletting some apartment while I decide whether to move back to California. The dudes I am living with are confused by me, to say the least. I am getting ready to go to…

Best Week Ever: October 17, 2008

“So far the list reads: sew sequined dinosaurs on really nice sweaters, Tyra Banks is made of alien, and VH1 reality show “tandem bike.” -We are editing the magazine. I see a piece I had written with someone’s edits on…

Best Week Ever: October 31, 2008

“They taste like cocaine.” -One of the interns is mumbling something about her Halloween weekend plans. I am not listening. Christine appears to be half listening due to the fact she looks up from her computer and goes, “Did…

Best Week Ever- October 10, 2008

“No, she was licking her penis!” -I walk into work one afternoon. My boss asks me why I smell like weed. I inform her, “Because I just smoked weed in the car.” -Olivia and I are shoving Macaroni and cheese in our faces…

Best Week Ever- October 3, 2008

“I thought he would have chosen someone super hip to be the vice president like um…Kanye.” -Olivia bitches that when she is walking with her friends, guys don’t check her out. I try to make her feel better by informing her they…

Best Week Ever: September 26, 2008

“Oh sorry I thought this was Google.” -We find ourselves looking for something to watch on TV at 3AM one night. We are searching On Demand for something, anything. Olivia discovers some Karaoke section and gets excited. I yell…

Best Week Ever: Sept 20th 2008

“If i stopped writing weird things. You would stop reading this.” -I get one of those Facebook chat messages. The person says, “I saw a photo of you the other day. You were looking really hot.” I replied, “Where? I want…

Best Week Ever- Sept 12, 2008

“I just ran into your girlfriend. She thinks my name is Ikea.” -Me and Olivia are watching a string of dwarf themed shows on TLC one afternoon. The dwarf marathon comes to an end, and Jon and Kate Plus 8 comes on. Disappointed…

Best Week Ever- September 5, 2008

“I could probably Google LA and a photo of you would come up.” -I receive a text that reads, “How much would a flight from LA to New York be, last minute?” Confused, I suggest trying Expedia. I receive the response, “Yeah,…

Best Week Ever: May 2nd Coachella/LA edition

“If I had a dime for every time I left my wallet in Steve Aoki’s car…” -I have gained some weight in the past six months. I created a goal of wanting to weigh 140 pounds before i went to LA. Basically I lived off pretzels…

Best Week Ever- March 7, 2008

“My hair is all scarved up like Winehouse. I can’t even get a brush through it.” -I have gone completely insane. That a lie. I have gone borderline completely insane. It has been a cumulation of blogs, comments, and general…

Best Week Ever 2008 (prior to May)

“My hair is all scarved up like Winehouse. I can’t even get a brush through it.” -I have gone completely insane. That a lie. I have gone borderline completely insane. It has been a cumulation of blogs, comments, and general internet…