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Sarah Morrison Does the Shayboarder Twitter Hunt

Sarah is making a triumphant return to snowboarding. She just needs a snowboard, first.

Nick and Sarah go on a Date

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  A while back we said Sarah Morrison was too cool for us. Well that doesn't mean we're not still friends and that when she comes to visit we can't make her do funny things like go on a blind date with Nick Lipton. We've had other…

Sarah Morrison is Too Cool For Us

The other day Todd Richards asked us when Sarah was going to "update her shit." Since he basically runs this site now, we figured it was time to break the news that Best Week Ever has been retired from YoBeat. Nothing personal, we grow,…

Best Week Ever: April 24, 2009

“Wait. Would it be weird to sit here and listen to a CD together?” -Olivia and I have a ongoing list of brilliant ideas in my phone which we add to as needed. This week’s addition reads “Saunas with weed, but NOT hot.” -We…

Best Week Ever: April 17, 2009

“I don’t mean Geometry. I mean in terms of actual sadness.” -Olivia is discussing either UPS or the USPS and is unclear which she is referring to until I ask her. I then sort of simply yet brilliantly suggest, “UPS and the…

Best Week Ever: April 3, 2009

“Make sure no one tries to touch Melissa and Sarah! They don’t have feelings!” -My phone is about to die while out and about in Austin. I opt to make a list of what at the time I deemed important phone numbers in case my phone…

Best Week Ever: March 27, 2009

“It’s always so much better when your week isn’t you sitting around smoking weed and watching Tyra.” -We go downtown to these fashion shows for some sort of LA fashion week. I get a press pass and am issued into a line with…

Best Week Ever: March 13, 2009

“See, I am living off the grid!” -Melissa begins telling an amazing story about a friend of mine who is sort of hilarious/slightly insane. Somewhere towards the end of said story Melissa asks Olivia if she has met said girl.…

Best Week Ever: February 27, 2009

“Sorry I am not usually this nice. I just really like people when I am drunk.” -I cancel on a boy one night this week. He is annoyed. In retaliation, he informs me he is way too busy the rest of the week to possibly hang out.…

Best Week Ever: February 20, 2009

“Does he like TV?” -We are stopped at a light on Sunset in front of that giant oil change place called EZ Lube. Olivia points at the building and announces, “That was my nickname in high school.”  I begin to try to empathize…

Best Week Ever: February 6, 2009

“This is like Follow That Bird!” -The vehicle I drive is standard. It is having some mechanical issues and my father is convinced they are all my fault. He begins explaining how fast I should be going to shift into each gear.…

Friends are good!

YoBeat made a new friend. Like literally, we built one from scratch. It's called Act Like You Know and it lives on our server. And our real friend Sarah Morrison is now blogging the shit out of things at www.yobeat.com/actlikeyouknow. It…

Best Week Ever: January 16, 2009

“If you were a fly people would be trying to kill you all day long.” -I find myself re-telling Lloyd that story about that crazy retarded roommate kid I lived with early summer who went through my belongings and emailed Olivia…

Best Week Ever: The Best of 2008

-Some girl writes me on Myspace insisting I have my own reality show. I acknowledge that it would be good television. I inform her that I have no idea how to acquire a reality show. I go, “What if I just show up in Times Square at…