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Best Week Ever: April 24, 2009

“Wait. Would it be weird to sit here and listen to a CD together?” -Olivia and I have a ongoing list of brilliant ideas in my phone which we add to as needed. This week’s addition reads “Saunas with weed, but NOT hot.” -We…

Best Week Ever: April 17, 2009

“I don’t mean Geometry. I mean in terms of actual sadness.” -Olivia is discussing either UPS or the USPS and is unclear which she is referring to until I ask her. I then sort of simply yet brilliantly suggest, “UPS and the…

Best Week Ever: April 3, 2009

“Make sure no one tries to touch Melissa and Sarah! They don’t have feelings!” -My phone is about to die while out and about in Austin. I opt to make a list of what at the time I deemed important phone numbers in case my phone…

Best Week Ever: March 6, 2009

“You are really good at kidding!” -We are watching the enthralling season premiere of Tyra’s other show, America’s Next Top Model. Tyra name drops Paulina Porizkova at some point and homegirl rolls onto the screen. Sally…

Best Week Ever: February 27, 2009

“Sorry I am not usually this nice. I just really like people when I am drunk.” -I cancel on a boy one night this week. He is annoyed. In retaliation, he informs me he is way too busy the rest of the week to possibly hang out.…

Best Week Ever: February 20, 2009

“Does he like TV?” -We are stopped at a light on Sunset in front of that giant oil change place called EZ Lube. Olivia points at the building and announces, “That was my nickname in high school.”  I begin to try to empathize…

Best Week Ever: January 16, 2009

“If you were a fly people would be trying to kill you all day long.” -I find myself re-telling Lloyd that story about that crazy retarded roommate kid I lived with early summer who went through my belongings and emailed Olivia…