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Best Week Ever- October 10, 2008

“No, she was licking her penis!” -I walk into work one afternoon. My boss asks me why I smell like weed. I inform her, “Because I just smoked weed in the car.” -Olivia and I are shoving Macaroni and cheese in our faces…

Best Week Ever: September 26, 2008

“Oh sorry I thought this was Google.” -We find ourselves looking for something to watch on TV at 3AM one night. We are searching On Demand for something, anything. Olivia discovers some Karaoke section and gets excited. I yell…

Best Week Ever- Sept 12, 2008

“I just ran into your girlfriend. She thinks my name is Ikea.” -Me and Olivia are watching a string of dwarf themed shows on TLC one afternoon. The dwarf marathon comes to an end, and Jon and Kate Plus 8 comes on. Disappointed…

Best Week Ever- September 5, 2008

“I could probably Google LA and a photo of you would come up.” -I receive a text that reads, “How much would a flight from LA to New York be, last minute?” Confused, I suggest trying Expedia. I receive the response, “Yeah,…

Best Week Ever 2008 (prior to May)

“My hair is all scarved up like Winehouse. I can’t even get a brush through it.” -I have gone completely insane. That a lie. I have gone borderline completely insane. It has been a cumulation of blogs, comments, and general internet…