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Best Week Ever: April 3, 2009

“Make sure no one tries to touch Melissa and Sarah! They don’t have feelings!” -My phone is about to die while out and about in Austin. I opt to make a list of what at the time I deemed important phone numbers in case my phone…

Best Week Ever- September 5, 2008

“I could probably Google LA and a photo of you would come up.” -I receive a text that reads, “How much would a flight from LA to New York be, last minute?” Confused, I suggest trying Expedia. I receive the response, “Yeah,…

Best Week Ever: 2007

"You should just move in with Diplo’s mom!" -I have a lovely one bedroom apartment for rent ASAP in South Philadelphia. [email protected] for more info. -I hate the reference "Blah blah blah is the new blah blah blah. (ie. Gwyneth…

Best Week Ever: 2006

"I feel like a Mermaid!" -Daphne the dog is eating trash off the floor. I opt to feed her. I go into the closet where Pat keeps the dog food. Half crying, I tell Melissa that there is still cat litter in the closet. She looks down at…