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Uncle Russ Russ Talks Shit with Kevin Jones

Yeah, Russ knows pros. He used to be one, remember?

High Fives with Todd Richards—Oil Spill!

Good news! Humanity has managed to scorch the earth once again! With all these earthquakes and volcanos blowing up around us humanity finally sent a message of our own, "Fuck you nature, we'll spill toxic goo into the ocean all we want."…

Gothy Girls and Powder by Peter Line

A story by Peter Line Woke up. I heard the vibrating of my phone alarm. It’s ringer was on mute. It woke me anyway. It’s 7:04 am. I’m a little hungover, yet I still have the sugar flowing through my blood which makes it a little…

Chaotic Alcohol Consumption

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I was once a huge Britney Spears fan. I went as her for Halloween three years in a row, had all the dolls and calendars and the entire series 1 and 2 of her sticker sets. Hell, I even auditioned for a Britney Spears fan show. But now that Britney…

Bored Posts are the Best Posts.

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I'm really bored right now, so I'm solving my dilemma by pretending to have a conversation with you the reader, and I'm going to pretend you're responding too. So have you heard about this Nike Indoor Quarterpipe deal? It sounds like it's going…