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NBC is banking hard to Shaun White not choking in PyeongChang, and given our recon, we’re putting his odds for success high. He’s not distracted by slopestyle this year. His ice bath regimen has been on point, and that Chinese kid everyone was talking about broke his ankle at some point during training. The wild card is the Japanese team, and sure, they could sweep the podium, but if there’s one white male in his 30s that could do it for America, it’s Shaun White. We’re as sure as we are that Instagram followers are not the most important thing in life that he really, really wants to retire on top, and that, dear readers, may just be enough.

See our other predictions for Team USA Olympic domination here.

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  1. sman
    sman says:

    Is he still dating the girl from Phantogram, Big Grams? Maaaaan… fuck you sport jacket Sean White, fuck you.

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