When the mighty fall from grace, the bottom is no place to pretend you’re still on top. The Zombie Pro is hell bent on resurrecting a dead snowboarding career by mercilessly dragging everyone into the decrepit pits of yesteryear to re-live failed dreams of making it big. One of the most infectious sins out there, the Zombie Pro spreads the myth of the thriving career onto bystanders by forcing them to watch re-released video parts that were just ok to begin with. At each viewing, another minion is added to this dark army.
In this deep, deep circle of hell, the Zombie Pro has finally made it big as a mega-douche snowblader. As for his minions, their eyelids are held open with fish hooks, Clockwork-Orange-style, forever watching insufferably cringy snowblade footage.