Southern Vermont: Love: Carinthia; my dogs Hate: Graduating 8th grade with 4 people; rednecks; hippies; bad internet.
Girls with shorter hair than you: Love: Giving them advice on how to properly condition/shampoo; girls who rock the short hair with wire frame glasses sweaters, and high waisted jeans Hate: I make bad jokes about the hair and they get offended a lot of the time
Jerry Tucker Love: Everything; he’s the ultimate man and a goddamn American hero Hate: He hasn’t accepted any of my courtship requests
Spicy Memes Love: The ever-changing construct of social commentary through the use of relevant funnybois; they make life worth living. Hate: There aren’t enough of them; people who think Minions memes are dank.
Carinthia Parks Love: Best parks by far, park crew is tight as hell, Dev kills it with the edits, Benny is a G. Hate: Not enough flat boxes; loooooots of tall-t skiers; those groups of older people who come into the park and act like the park riders are in the wrong; The douche bag who took my backpack with my wallet and keys in it yesterday.
Kale Love: It’s healthy, which is neat, I guess. Hate: How it tastes; the people that eat it; those stupid ‘eat more kale’ bumper stickers.
Photography Love: Art is cool; It lets you look at things from different perspectives; creative expression. Hate:It’s expensive; I’m too broke to shoot film; Peter Cirilli shoots photos, which brings the medium down on the coolness factor
Sports Love: Bahstahn sports; Tom Brady; big men attacking each other in manly ways; winning. Hate: Any New York team, losing