An Incestual Hump Day with Yobeat CEO Brooke Geery


Bitchin’ Boss Brooke Geery showing off her first cattoo.

Yobeat CEO and Publisher Brooke Geery would like to dedicate 2013 to herself. Or, that’s what I thought when I was asked to interview the boss on her own site. Apparently our staff blew it, the pros who were supposed to fill this spot blew it and the only interview we have is classified due to some sponsors requesting their rider not look like an asshole for like a minute or two. So, since you guys complain, bitch and moan whenever we don’t spoon feed you your precious Hump Day, here it is, a very incestual Hump Day with the Queen Bee herself, Brooke Geery.

What the fuck does Yobeat mean?

I started Yobeat when I was 15 with my friend Rachel, who I’d met in the Snowboarding Online Chat Room on AOL. This is when AOL cost $3 an hour and it wasn’t ok to meet people on the Internet yet. Anyway, Rachel lived in Boston, and I lived in Rutland, VT and we met inititally at a steakhouse in Woodstock while our parents nervously hovered over us. Fast forward a bit, we became really good friends and decided to start a zine. But since we didn’t have money, we used the 2GB — or maybe it was 2MB — of free space that AOL provided and it became a website. As for the name, it’s a joke based on trashy teen rags like Tiger Beat and Teen Beat. Since Rachel was from a real city, with actual black people, the joke was that they read “Yobeat” instead.

In the 15ish years of Yobeat glory, who are some of the most famed employees?

Employees is a bit of a misnomer and it’s always just kinda been friends helping out until now, but a short list of contributors people might give a shit about: Todd Richards, Danny Larsen, Colleen Quigley, Preston Strout, Seth Butler (who went on the start the Journal) and Sarah Morrison (who was famous on the Internet before being famous in the internet was a thing). Oh, and we were the first place to publish Tim Zimmerman‘s photos. I’m sure I’m missing some. Jeff Brushie wrote us a really angry email once. Does that count?

Brooke Geery looking her absolute best.

How many angry emails have you gotten in your career?

I couldn’t count so I’ll just tell the Jeff Brushie story. We used to have a gossip column called “vilification” in which I would write all the stuff I knew/cared about (which was limited as it was 1998) and at one point I called out Jeff Brushie for getting sympathy points from the judges because he was, “Old, fat and washed up.” Little did I know, people actually read Yobeat, including Brushie and he wrote me an all-caps email telling me to, “Learn to go over the lip before I talk all my shit.” It’s still online, let me find the link…

Speaking of making it over the lip, is it a prerequisite that to work for Yobeat you have to suck at snowboarding? Is that why the site is so bitter?

I think you might be projecting your own feelings on to the site. “Bitterness” was never the intention. Yobeat has always just been real, and if something is wack, we’re going to call it out. As for being good or bad at snowboarding to work at the site, that doesn’t matter. I don’t hire pro snowboarders to write because pro snowboarders get paid to do 720s, not blog. Or at least, they used to. I think the new crop of kids coming up with have to do both…

Brooke looking her absolute worst, and possibly pooping her pants.

You once ran the wakeskate world, correct? What was that like?

Yes, the rumors are true. After college got a job working for Alliance Wake, where I started and ran a wakeskate website. It was awesome, I got to travel to warm places, ride around on boats with tan, in shape dudes and stay with rich people all the time. However, when Yobeat started to take off, I realized that my attention would be better focused on that, so I passed the torch on. I don’t really miss standing in knee deep muck taking photos, but other than that, I have fond memories of the places and people.

What have been the best and worst memories of your time at Yobeat?

I’d have to say the best memory was when you sold our first ad. I never really imagined that Yobeat could work and that was the moment that I was like holy shit, this could be a real thing. Another great moment was when we took a trip to Whitefish last year and got the media hook up — comped tickets, room etc etc. As for worst, probably the fact that I wake up at 5 am every morning and can’t get back to sleep because I am driven to update the internet. But then again, most people probably don’t jump out of bed because they want to do their jobs, do they?

The highest Brooke has ever been off the ground.

How many enemies have you made along the way?

I used to make a lot more enemies when Yobeat was smaller and I was just freelancing. People didn’t understand why this loud mouthed little girl was calling them out for being stupid, had opinions, or was anywhere other than the kitchen. But a wise man once said to me, “They only hate you until they realize you have power. Then they’re scared of you.”

So you don’t take credit for ruining Josh Sherman’s career?

Ha, I forgot about Josh Sherman. Yeah, he was not a fan of mine after we went on a trip to Quebec together, but I think we both learned something from that one. I learned I have NO DESIRE to be a snowboard photographer and I can’t speak for him, but he is now running his own company, which is maybe a better place for him than in front of the camera.

Where do you want to take Yobeat? Would you quit in an instant if someone offered you the right price?

That’s something I ask myself a lot. Right now, no, I’m not trying to sell it to the highest bidder. The reason I love doing Yobeat is because I get to do anything and everything I want (including giving myself a damn interview) and having to answer to someone would change that. But like they say, money talks, so never say never.

The Yobeat staff would like to apologize on behalf of Brooke’s hands.

What’s the worst part about being the boss?

Dealing with you. Next question.

Is it true you’re also a tattoo artist?

Yes. I gave Jerm his first tattoo. I was going for a charcoal look, which is why the lines were so squiggly. Either that, or it was because I was drunk and had never given a tattoo before.

You live in Portland, Oregon so you must have tattoos, chickens and a drinking problem right?
I have a tattoo – which I actually got in Chicago, two chickens – which are Jared’s, and I wouldn’t call it a problem.

Brooke is proud of this for some reason, so we included it. Comment away.

Why hasn’t Yobeat adopted Facebook commenting to cool down the anonymous hate like every other site?
Because Yobeat is a community and anonymous commenting is why it’s grown so much. And we deal with trolls the old-fashioned way — by tracking their IP addresses and calling them out publicly.

Where does Yobeat draw the line? How far is too far?

I just told our managing editor this actually. If it makes you feel slightly uncomfortable, then it’s Internet gold. But everything is taken on a case-by-case basis and I abide by the old adage, if it doesn’t feel right, don’t do it.

Why aren’t there random drug tests at Yobeat?

There are. Next question

Brooke plans on riding 100 days this year, at least. Her life is probably better than yours.

What’s the proudest moment of your snowboard career?

Beating Hannah Teter in a halfpipe contest at Okemo. She was 9, but whatever.

That beats owning Kyle Clancy’s virginity?


Do you think the kids that will read this even know who Kyle Clancy is?

I don’t care. I’m making you take that question out. I just got invited to a premiere in Austria; do you think they’ll fly me there?

No, you’re not that important.

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    • GEORGE



        I still get wood when I think about that selfe we took —-TOD RICHARDS

        • ASS MAN

          fuck Tod

          • just sayin

            BROOKE has the finest TA-TAS in the SNOWBOARD industry …

          • SICK

            YOBEAT IS fucking great ….good job . / CEO !

          • get-it-on

            SHE is the hottest slut in SNOWBOARDING.. and always will be ..

    • DENNIS

      SHE RIPS ….she is hot … smart …runs YOBEAT like BOSS … I just like her . and I know she loves SNOWBOARDING

    • GEORGE on diet

      THANK YOU BROOKE GEERY …….for not covering / the rat race [gay] DIRKSON derby [gay] ..and all those other fag races that nobody gives a shit about .


      BROOKE is soooooo fucking hot …. DAM DAM DAM

      • jon….holms

        SKATES like a porn star …don’t ever stop ..

        • good job

          beat PAT BRIDGES in Baker banked slalom …… that aint bad

    • Yarrrr

      Would ye whet your tongue on Brooke’s saltiness to save yobeat??

  • Brooke Geery

    How do I did I get such hairy arm pits?

  • muckgang

    sweet, black sabbath you’re so skate.

  • Great End

    I like Brooke. I remember a while back there was something about her taking the virginity of a pro snowboarder but they didn’t name names(maybe the interview with danny kass?). I was always interested. I sure remember Kyle Clancy, and now the mystery is over..


      she took my virginity . but it was with a strap-on

  • dick poncho

    i have the same hoodie as brooke geery!!!!

  • LA

    Kyle Clancy is a G, killed that part in Full Metal Edges

  • Phil Nolson

    dont talk shit about black people

  • JP Walker

    If you don’t know who Kyle Clancy is than you have no right to ever touch an inch of powder. His part in Thats it Thats All was killer!


  • good hump day!

  • upstatemike.

    “Thank you for your concern. Luckily for us the hole we’ve dug ourselves is too small for Brushie to fit through.”

    Brooke in reply to an angry about Brushie email. I literally almost cried reading that. amazing. Keep up the good work Brooke.

  • MoleHole

    “Yobeat has always just been real”
    Quote of the year

  • dick poncho

    HEY FUCK YOU FAKE DICK PONCHO, get your own cool name

  • Tampongirlfromtoohard

    Scrodebeat. Blowing it since 1997.

  • yoyougotfruit

    Whitefish is the shit

    • J.P. WALKER


  • RIP City ripper

    I have been reading yobeat since the days of dial up internet in the 90s. I never knew what the appeal was until all these new mags came out; Snowboard, FSJ, Future, etc. etc. Yobeat is the riders voice.
    It doesn’t matter if you’re pro, poseur or just good at typing there is something for all riders of all skill levels. Most of the crap you read on the mainstream sites is sponsor driven image garbage. The Matt Kass interview should be on E.T. In a world full of double corks and double kinks Brooke breaks it down to what its all about FUN. As far as selling I think VICE would make a perfect parent company.

  • Dunfee

    skier fagz!

  • Call me.

    • TROOF


  • Josh

    I would fuck Kyle Clancy.

  • Cobra_Dawg

    Be prepared to get another angry email

  • wumbo

    I want to know which company didn’t let them do the interview of their rider so badly so I can hate.

  • Trill.

  • VonRipper

    Damn! Finally Yobeat in full glory.

  • Iffs

    I remember Clancy from Revenge of the Grenerds… Good stuff

  • germ

    brooke is a ratchet ass bitch

  • Ted Nugent

    fuck you, yobeat this was horrible. I’m done looking at this website, never again. What did ya have to go do dat fer.

  • Shmemmah

    Brooke, you know you have made it when you have haters. Congrats!!

  • chodebeat

    good stuff

  • supertramp

    One time I had a hamster named Clancy

  • satan

    brooke is a babe id totally take you out

  • Bruce

    “I’m Brooke and I have a poler hoodie and i can pump around a bowl and I ride whenever I want and riding park is gay…”

    Brooke I love you and you’re better at skating than I am

  • drip squad

    give oliverdixoncider a humpday

  • JP Walker

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhn zeach coast mother fuckers stay zeachin’

  • fired

    I’d hit it

  • Big E

    ask Shaun if he ever did coke out of Jake’s pee hole

    • poopsticks

      It’s obviously a yes

  • shes got dem boobs tho

  • I actually read this.

  • Lick Nippleton

    Brooke has more street cred than most posers in the game. Holler at my boi nick wit dem fiyah Hump Days! BURRRRR!

  • poopsticks

    10/10 would fuck brooke. Hit me girl, if you wanna make a porno.


    It’s amazing how butthurt Brushie was over some comments from a 17 year old girl! What a fucking kook.
    Please get some real Hump Day Interviews going though. Maybe track down Jed Anderson, he’s basically hit rock bottom, living in Toronto or some shit. He’d do the interview for a left-handed old fashioned from Brooke.

    • poopsticks

      I’ve been out of the loop for a bit. What happened to JEd?

      • Jed Anderson’s former lover (male)

        Got dropped by Salomon and did 0 snowboarding this winter apparently. I’d like to hear his side of the story.

  • Did you know

    In Toronto there’s a park called Jurassic park. Like fuck, you know what movie I like? And boom goes the dynamite.

  • Evgrin

    Why couldn’t you just do us all a favor and die in zig zag canyon?

    Nick Lipton and his YouTube channel for the win. This website sucks.