The Sophisticated Gentleman’s Board Review: Capita Slush Slasher 143

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The Sophisticated Gentleman cracks a cold one (or four) and goes for a rip on the Capita/Spring Break Slushslasher 143, a collaboration between Corey Smith and Capita Snowboarding.

Available Sizes: 143, 147, 151
MSRP: $369.95

  • zeachgod

    fuck yea


    this is exactly the kind of board to be ridden by a dude wearing his goggle strap on the outside of the helmet and a backpack. corey would be bummed, come on

    • shredtroll

      word. this makes me hate colorado so much.
      not to mention these board reviews are terrible and totally unhelpful.
      Hope your 7 hour drive in traffic from your yuppie capital hill Denver apartment to shred 2 inches of pow in a helmet was worth disrespecting that board…you fuck

      • Vermonster

        You’re probably super fun at parties

      • JW

        No one in a helmet would ride this useless board. It is merely a fashion accessory to go with your tight jeans and sunglasses.

    • b4

      what’s wrong with wearing a goggle strap on the outside of the helmet?

      • dude

        It’s kooky as fuck. Only skiers and Shaun White do that.

  • skierboarder

    Who the fuck cares about in what order otherd choose to put on goggles, helmet or anything else? Only other thing I can think of being more stupid then that is to choose to not wear helmet when ride in conditions that could give you branin damage..

  • lil