For our first ever limited release snowboard collaboration we wanted to do something truly aimed at the masses. Something friendly, something inspiring, and something gender-neutral. We are some truly wholesome cunts over here at this operation. We don’t want to offend anyone. So we went as soft as we could. In fact, the edgy shit even got censored off this thing against my better judgement.
Our advice to you is to never surrender to anyone. And while you’re at it, burn bridges. Then, with a fist of glory, go out in flames. I once heard this inspiring song lyric, and pondered it a lot through the design process: “You’re gonna rot in hell, your flesh is gonna smell like a burning car. Nothing’s gonna save you, from eternal torture… Not even God.”
The thing is, the internet is making you mother-fuckers into some soft little bitches. So we present you with an alternative: Not being a pussy. Get down with it. Fuck some shit up. Then go down in flames and burn in hell.
Our illustratorious former intern Jodie Beechem drew the bitchin’ middle finger drawing on the top sheet. I did the type on the top and the base with a fine sharpie and my own damn bare hands. It’s raw. It’s real. There are no fucking kittens or Rasta bullshit with this one. Only lightning bolts and severed appendages.
If you’d like to support our good-hearted operation here at Yobeat, and help with the presumed meager wages of our friends at Smokin Snowboards, you should by one or two before they’re gone. There are only 50 of you will be able to spread the gospel of compassion. So get it now!