Avalanche Sharks: Out Cold, with Sharks


Everyone knows that when you set your movie at a ski resort with snow bunnies and boarder bros it’s going to be awesome, but what about if you add sharks? Yep, this shit has Oscar written all over it.

Spring break in the mountains: snowboarding, beer, drunken co-eds in bikinis. As the yearly Bikini Ski Day party descends on a small mountain town, something lurks beneath the snow. When an unwitting rider causes an avalanche, it awakens a huge, menacing, prehistoric Snow Shark! With a newfound taste for human flesh, the Snow Shark picks off the snow bunnies mercilessly. Cut off from help by mountainous terrain and blinding snow, the local sheriff must make an unlikely alliance with a motley crew of snowboarders to take down the Snow Shark before the white hills run red with blood!

Now, a prehistoric snow snake may have been a little more realistic, but who are we to judge?

Link: Fangoria

4 replies
  1. k-steez-plz
    k-steez-plz says:

    Gnarly dude… yeah back in my day, i saw one of them… lolz will any pros be featured in the movie? personally i todd richards should be eaten… right out of his wheel chair.

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