And we’re back with another exciting installment of Fuck, Marry, Kill, the game in which we select a threesome of riders and ask pro ‘boarders and industry types who they would, well, you know.
Desiree Melancon – Stevens is totally husband material, I hear Bode is well-endowed and Grenier would be way too weird, so he dies.
Cobra Dogs owner Cory Grove– Marry Bode, he’s already my heterosexual life partner. Fuck is hard and depends on the night. If i’m partying I’d fuck Grendys. If i wanted to do nice dinner and wine follower by cuddling it would be Scott, no question. I’d kill the other one at the same time as it’s already going to be a weird situation, so if I go, I go all out.
ESPN Snowboarding editor Melissa Larsen – Fuck Stevens, because he’s original and creatively inventive and imaginative, and, you know, chicks dig that. Not marrying any dude who can’t manhandle a big mountain and talk some serious shit. So Bode for the ring, obviously – also because he’s pro camber, and that’ll just always be hot, and ongoing hotness is what keeps marriages alive, right? Wouldn’t really want to kill Grenier, but it would cull the Utah rail herd, so his death would be useful I guess.
Peter Line– Bode-fuck, he looked pretty hot when he was dressed as a chick for my photo shoot a year ago.
Scott- marry, he’d be a sweetie pie and make me cookies
Grenier- kill, sorry Chris. I don’t have an option here. You just don’t cut it for me in the love department.
Preston Strout– Well, since they live in SLC, I’d marry all three of them.
Leanne Pelosi- Ok…disclaimer.. I don’t know ANY Of these guys so sorry if I offend any of them…Â I would Marry Scott Stevens because he’s the king of everything. Love his style… Kill Bode MerillÂ and Fuck Chris Grenier.
Andrew Brewer: Probably kill Grenier. Marry Bode cause he probably has the most money and then bang Scott, just cause that’s the last option.
Oliver Dixon-Cider: I can’t even really answer this because it’s my dream four-way. My official answer is fuck all at the same time.
Nick Lipton – I don’t get a girl option? Hmm, ok. Fuck Stevens cause he seems the softest, marry Bode cause he’s got money and kill Chris because I feel fucking him would be the most awkward. Sorry dude, no hard feelings, literally.
Mikey Leblanc – Kill Bode because he’s already good at and achieved everything he needs in life, and now he’s just bored, so let’s put him outta his misery.Â I’d marry Scott Stevens because he’s so out there we’d never have to hang out, and he’s nice. And fuck Grendys because he’s someone you’d fuck I guess… man that’d be a wild ride, shotguns and golf cart fuckin’, alotta beer, wow, blowing my mind thinking about that.
https://yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fmkbgs.jpg304640Sassy Cathttp://yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/yobeatdotcomsite.jpgSassy Cat2013-07-17 13:42:232013-07-24 12:47:57FMK: Scott Stevens, Chris Grenier and Bode Merrill