I’m really embarrassed that these are the guys at the forefront of mainstream snowboarding. It’s completely unbelievable to me. I can’t quite tell if this is meant to be a joke or not but I think that may have been the point. Either way it’s a really bad joke and you should feel really bad.
I can’t help but feel like I’m being trolled because of the blatant cum suckery that this edit displayed. It’s not even like fresh, sterile cum being sucked either, it’s like post five-second-rule cum off of somebody’s cold kitchen floor, perhaps with poop germs living in it. (Disclaimer: not meant to be a gay bash, any time someone eats cold poopy cum off the ground it’s gross regardless of your gender or sexual preference.. Cue “The more you know” graphic and soundbyte.) I’m a pretty forgiving person and I like to think I can see the good in things even when they really suck, which explains why I’ve tried to give Horkstien’s edits a chance. And you know I always was a bit bummed on his stuff, but damn it, I’m a family man so I gave him as many chances as possible.
Fortunately for him, he just so happened to read my mind! I always thought… the only way to make these edits good would to be to add my grandmother’s second favorite snowboarder, the one and only, tomato top, or whatever his name is. So, thanks for swagging me out B! All my mall kid homies and I were psyched on Shaun’s tight pant’s wide stance cowboy look. Look at him spread those butt cheeks, god damn! I bet every time that dude falls on his booty he blasts a hemorrhoid the size of the dimmsdale dimmadome into his b-hole. Those stinky little balloons make for a near perfect horgbeatz edit! Really though, there is only one thing missing — some sexual innuendos about riding your board. HAHAHA so fucking classic dude!
Wait… Where was she last new years eve? Oh fuck, you don’t say… That’s weird because I hazily remember hooking up with a snowboard that I had met that night. Mike’s hard lemonade makes me a bit wild, sorry. But anyways, I think that board’s name was Nicole! Maybe it’s just a coincidence or maybe I had butt sex with your snowboard.. I don’t know dude, I fuck so many snowboards, I think I have a problem. I mean, I just get diarrhea jonestown drunk and wake up in a damn pile of boards sometimes. Once, I had a three way with a pair of skis! But that was when I was young and in love. So uh.. anyways.. good luck dealing with a potentially unfaithful snowboard.. and good luck finding someone else to do triple cocks, I mean corks with!
http://yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/yobeatdotcomsite.jpg00Oliver Dixonhttp://yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/yobeatdotcomsite.jpgOliver Dixon2013-04-15 16:09:192014-06-03 23:23:03The Shaun White Edit You Have to See to Believe!