Dear Miranda Writes, From A Fellow Snowboard Rapper

Dear Miranda,

As a member of the unofficial snowboard rap network, I just wanted to welcome you to the community and give you a couple pointers. I think your first attempt at snowboard rapping was a good effort, but we can’t all make a master piece such as the shadow fit binding rap our first try. Don’t worry, you will get there one day. If you want to take a stab at remixing the track together, I am totally down. If not, here are a few pointers from myself, snowboarding’s third favorite white rapper.

Tip #1 Try and use the actual Busta Rhymes, not his stunt double for the intro skit, it would add to your credibility. At least make the guy pretend he is Busta.

Tip #2 The Curb Your Enthusiasm song one minute into the video kind of threw me off.

Tip #3 The coolest scene in your video is at 3:02 and it is a skier balancing on his poles. If you are making a snowboard-themed song, the coolest shot should probably not be a skier.

Tip #4 All the people filming themselves with GoPros? Those are great. More of those. Definitely.

Tip #5 You must delicately balance talking about how awesome you are while still talking about snowboarding in a way that lets us know you really board. Take this girl for example:

“On my board, it’s my passion I want winter all the time
So I can bust my steazy moves cruise it ain’t no crime
I fly down the hill like a jet plane fighter,
I smoke a joint in the trees, got my windproof lighter
I’m high as hell, mobbin down that hill. ”

Until Next Time Miranda!


ps. Call me.

55 replies
  1. Chubbychaser
    Chubbychaser says:

    It would be alright if she wasn’t all fat. That bitch dont snowboard shes to chunky.

  2. #$wag
    #$wag says:

    is she sponsored by burton? otherwise technine would have to pay a lot to get her on their team

  3. joyseyshore
    joyseyshore says:

    actually being a hip hop fan def dig the flow and lyrics refreshing right about now in female emcees… terms of snowboarding probably would be cool if there were more scenes her riding hard..but shes spitting mad lines so pass on that…dont recall ever seeing another rapper ever doing anything else but spitting bars in cars so dopeness and props given…yeah beginning could be shortened

  4. Uncle Larry
    Uncle Larry says:

    This shit sucks so bad…there isn’t one part that flows and its a fucking joke to snowboarding. Anyone who thinks this shitty rap “flows” is retarded and needs to jump off the nearest highest surface…onto their fucking face.

    Yours Truly,
    Uncle Fuckin’ Larry

  5. Andrea Arroyo
    Andrea Arroyo says:

    Dope crossover video. Great vid for someone 18 years old, that produced and directed it herself.

  6. joyseyshore
    joyseyshore says:

    since this statement exists: (Please note: We consider all submissions open for mockery. We are Yobeat, after all. If you’re going to be a baby about it, please don’t bother sending them.)

    commentary isnt obviously the same you would get from an A&R so case dismissed dueces

  7. A
    A says:


  8. sucralose
    sucralose says:

    the only funny snowboard rap video in history is the austin leonard riff raff one. these just made me hate women’s snowboarding more.

  9. twizille
    twizille says:

    who the hell is katie layne? eeks shes making a mockery of the shit more garbage rap and dumb white girls. looks like at least this chick meaning the one with the actual real videographer has her shit correct. thanks for sharing her youtube page is tight too

  10. Pcridegirl
    Pcridegirl says:

    Pretty sure Chris Shields filmed tips up hoes down, and it says Rocky Maloney edited this both are successful videographer and photographers in the snow industry. Plus Katie Layne wasn’t agapper r ass bitch like this hood rat,

  11. twizille
    twizille says:

    all her stuff is garbage never heard of either till today but the fact is simply this: one talks about her D cups the other chick talks about riding and being free on the mountain. and hey props to those cats too for making a buck on those big cups lol whack what makes you think the other is a hood rat? looks like katie is a porn star…trying to leave that behind hence all her hoe promos lol

  12. Pcridegirl
    Pcridegirl says:

    Pretty sure Kayie Layne was a a professional big mountain skier so yeah not a porn star, listen to her interviews, younare obviously not in the snow community or you would know who Katie Layne is

  13. upstatemike.
    upstatemike. says:

    the new york times is totally wrong about snowboarding. it’s totally cool, look how cool this video is!!! keep up the snowboard rap so we can prove to the world how really cool we are!!!

  14. WOW
    WOW says:

    This makes me wanna quit snowboarding. It’s like when Chris brown tried to rock snowboard googles. And we smoke spliffs, not joints. Bitch.

  15. sammyshredder
    sammyshredder says:

    dope track…didnt see anyone smoking anything in the video..refreshing change for once my kids will be able to listen to and watch..and repeat lyrics…they loved it and are boarders too… already bought the itunes download keep it up Miss Writes…word of advice after reading all of the negative and disrespectful comments as a father keep inspiring our youth please…we need more young ladies like you

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