2013 Union Force: An Actual Review

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You want technical specs? We’ll give you technical specs. Of the Union Force, while we’re holding the Cobra Dogs Union Contacts, because “real” reviews are that ridiculous.

Check out the Contacts specs for yourself HERE.

  • Dear Lord

    Wow yobeat, I would’ve thought you would at least get the name right. Those are the Contacts…

  • beezly

    http://vimeo.com/15711709. you didnt need tights to be funny 2 years ago…

  • beezly

    http://vimeo.com/15711709 you didnt need tights to be funn 2 years ago…

  • Way to go

    Dear Justin,

    You’re an idiot.

  • Nice Job

    @Dear Lord deserves those binders more than you do Justin.

  • paco

    i personally love it. So much spite and whit its fantastic.

  • matt

    still funny

  • hey union

    why don’t you fix your fucking ratchets huh

  • Snerd

    And this is one of the most visited snowboarding websites on the internet… Yobeat, do yourself a favor and get this idiot off your website, it might help you guys not look like KOOKS.

    • @snerd, or we could block your comments.

  • forces, contacts…who gives a fuck?

  • Kip

    Read the description under the title idiots…this site is sweet and I personally love the humor. Don’t like it don’t bitch go find a new site haters

  • Naz

    When’s Phish tour?

  • hahaha good shit

  • God Damn Yes.

  • icandigthat

    word

  • justinwillreadthis

    its not that we hated toeside terrors, well yeah we did. but really we just hate justin. fire him #asap

  • anybody ever wiki “snowboard?” can we make fun of this hideous outfit zeach?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lahaie-JIB.jpg

  • jackflash

    more young mountain baby i know you wanna

  • squiggs

    hahahaha. damn justin’s so tech he might just become a rep now.

  • Yummy

    LETS GET BENT ABOUT A BINDER REVIEW

  • hh

    Justin is the man. Quit hatin.

  • Chode Mouth

    i can’t tell if this is ironic enough for me to like it. i mean i guess it’s ok.

  • Bordman

    were people really up before 7:00 commenting on this?

    but really pestering YoBeat for a product review? that’s like cross country skiing…

  • Cobra_Dawg

    GETTIN THOSE REAL SOON

  • rad

    STAN THIS WUZ TIGHT CAN WE GET SOME SCHOLARLY ARTICLES TOo

  • EVER BUMMER

    I gotta give it up to these bindings. Good fit, lighter than Burtons for the same price and good edge control. Oh and they mos def fixed the ratchets, they work and haven’t broke yet. For under $200 you can’t go wrong with these. I just wonder how they can afford to pay all their riders when Capita doesn’t seem to pay Burnso enough since he lives in a caravan…Just sayin.

  • lurkin

    if we really want to get technical they aren’t contacts either, only the baseplate. I like Justin though so fuck the haters

  • Biitjo

    @Bordman: YES! There is only one timezone!

  • Cobra_Dawg

    Can you post an edit of you riding these and reviewing them as you felt they were? (Bring back toeside terrors!)

  • justin looks like he needs less heroin/meth and more sun. Oregon is taking a toll on him.

  • hmmm.

    Speechless.

  • Debaser

    shut up jerm

  • JP Walker

    Oh hey, I’m late to the party, but I liked the review except for the fact Intern (Don’t know real name or new title) had to read the info off Union’s website. Prepare next time fool.

  • EastCoastMostIre

    Justin is on a whole other level. So damn smart.

  • Becks

    more medals, more medals!

  • Gene Pitney

    Town without pity

  • hi

    I only clicked this because it looked like scott stevens doing the review. Needless to say I stopped the video pretty fast.

  • DTT

    Awesome. Justin – eff the haters, keep up the good work! I liked when you started eating the bindings.

  • Reviews game Jody Highroller

  • Michael Richard Hangslow III

    That shit was funny. Nice work, team.