Toeside Terrors Test: 2013 CAPiTA Defenders of Awesome

The graphics on this shit are bad-ass, and with a name like “Defenders of Awesome” it was a no-brainer that one of our favorite snowboard super heroes, Terry Dactyl, had to put it to the test.

The real deal

Pros: Super poppy and responsive. I am a huge skeptic of all new hybrid cambers but for a “flat board” the tail was really strong and consistent. The edge held up great, and I did not find myself reverting as often as I would on a reverse camber board.

Cons: This board was a little stiff, I didn’t find it to be too much of a problem but I imagine it to be quite a leg-wrecker in the powder. Also, I found myself being distracted by the babe graphics… then again you could just use her hotness to help you progress, like she’s watching always, and judging.

MSRP: $379
Sizes: 152, 154, 156, 158, 160
BUY IT


Who the fuck is Terry Dactyl? Watch this and learn.

25 replies
  1. george foreman
    george foreman says:

    fucking skinny faggot
    why don’t you have a real snowboarder like stevie bell do this shit?
    that white girl better have some a$$ tho

  2. Johan
    Johan says:

    “I would like for you to image strapping your feet on to a rocket and heading straight for the fucking moon dude, cause that’s pretty much what fucking happened here today. ”
    So good.

  3. freeky zeek
    freeky zeek says:

    so.. it’s pretty easy to judge if you like the graphic of a board, by looking at it on the Internet.

    It’s not easy to tell how it rides from seeing a picture.

    I feel like describing how the board rides would be more helpful then saying funny things about the graphic like a Bostonian.. just sayin’

  4. jerm
    jerm says:

    if youre looking for an actual review try, transworld, shayboarder or any one of those other weak sites. But if getting a chuckle or two while learning some info about how something feels isnt cutting it for then you came to the wrong site.

  5. jaded teenager
    jaded teenager says:

    I’m so over snowboarding skateboarding is way more raw fuck having fun I would rollerblade if I wanted to have fun

  6. Avid Consumer
    Avid Consumer says:

    Tight review. this is what the industry needs: a lot less corporate fuckitism and snobby-ass riders and more true rippers like Terry Dactyl.

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