T∞ H▲RD Teaser

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Oh do we have a special treat for you today, lucky readers! It’s the first look at Danyale Patterson’s new flick, T∞ Hâ–²RD. Why should you be excited about a girls movie, when you have a penis and think you can probably snowboarder better than them? Because these are no average chicks. They fall hard, act hard and board the hardest. And if you pay attention, you might see boobs. But enough from us, we caught up with Danyale to get the real scoop on “T∞ Hâ–²RD”

Who are you and why did you decide to make a video?

I’m Danyale Patterson and I decided to make a video this year because I wanted to try something new. I really enjoy editing and memories. I thought this project would be a fun way to document a year of friends and snowboarding.

Who’s in the movie? How did you choose who you filmed?

The roster includes about 15 girls. The girls in the film are my friends, so really we just chose each other. We get a long, think and feel similarly about snowboarding, and enjoy what we’re doing, which hopefully reflects on screen.

I can come up with plenty of meanings for the name T∞ Hâ–²RD, but what’s your story behind it?

Hah well, I asked my friend to help me think of a name and he said “I can’t, It’s too hard.” I laughed and said that’s perfect. It worked well because we are just a bunch of hard ass suburban white girls and because everything really IS too hard. Especially filming with girls.

Aside from being all babes, how will the video be different from the other 10000 out this year?

Well it’s going to be very eclectic. Girls are crazy and moody. I hope to portray female characteristics and moodiness is definitely a big one.

Do you think people want to watch women’s snowboarding? Do you care?

Hah IDK. I love watching it. Women’s boarding is hilarious and exciting because it’s just not supposed to happen. Girls always look like they are going to die and a lot of times they do, plus when they finally do land it’s AMAZING! It’s like watching a cat try to swim. It’s unique, cute, and awkward. Way more entertaining than men’s boarding. They just land tricks over and over and over. So repetitive and perfect.

When does the full movie drop?

THE Fâ–²LL.

Girls: Danyale Patterson, Fancy Rutherford, Darrah Reid-McLean, Marie Hucal, Madison Blackley, Gadrielle Maiden, Taylor Elliot, Alice Gorton, Mary Rand, Jessi Huege, Joanie Robichaud, Desiree Melancon and more.

112 replies
  1. Dunno
    Dunno says:

    Who knew that bloody tampons, boobs, and breaking beer bottles could make up for a lack of hammers in a snow flick.

  2. snow ho's are gross
    snow ho's are gross says:

    stinky pussys, messy hair, no tits, bruised legs, no class, no style, sloppy drunks. if you are a chick who is good at snowboarding there is a 99% chance you are beat

  3. indigenous snowboard toad
    indigenous snowboard toad says:

    yeah right whatever i bet daddy paid for those boards, sure looks like tough times nowhere to ride the only choice is to be an outkast in the streets of downtown ghetto aspen, fools.

  4. GangBang
    GangBang says:

    It hope these girls are trying to make fun of the culture and not actually buying into it. Otherwise it seems lame.

  5. shitflick
    shitflick says:

    dude, why would you ever sponsor this?? like 12391 sponsors and not a single impressive trick in the teaser… man womans snowboarding suck

  6. shit
    shit says:

    whos boobs are those theyre nice. clearly it’s a joke, theyre making fun of the culture duh

  7. bluecollar
    bluecollar says:

    please please pleasseeeeee dont put any more tampons in the movie. Thats just fucking gross.

  8. marky mark asss buster
    marky mark asss buster says:

    mix between the spring break movie, keep the change, and peepshow….hm.

  9. buckertrown.
    buckertrown. says:

    you girls think youre gnarly throwing a bloody tampon? get fucking real i stopped watching it after that and definitely won’t continue. acting “hard” does not substitute for doing hard tricks.

  10. matt
    matt says:

    wow. that was extremely lame and pathetic. no one wants to watch a bunch of lipslides and back boards, especially when they have absolutely no style.

  11. LEMI
    LEMI says:

    this is fucking sick!…id rather see girls in the streets doing the damm thing then bitching about how much thier life sucks on facebook..these girls r killing it harder then most..respect + danyale could beat up most of u in a drunken rage.

  12. TheDude
    TheDude says:

    More tits more bloody tampons more everything. God you comment dudes are such fucking pansies.

  13. Romco
    Romco says:

    Hey guys. Nobody says that women’s snowboarding is perfect. But these girls are at least tryin’. Some of the spots in trailer are really gnarly and I don’t think that some of you would ever try to 50-50 it. So stop hatin’ and try to appreciate hard work.

  14. LURK
    LURK says:

    after reading the comments i thought it was going to suck..fuck you haters. THIS SHIT RULES.

  15. pencil dick
    pencil dick says:

    Ive watched this about 20x doesnt get old…. i like the bloody tampon shit u guys are pussies! i wanna marry every one of these girls

  16. assbuster
    assbuster says:

    to be honest, i’d fuck all of them except one. titties=nice. bloody tampon? rachet. anything with the elliot sisters should be burned or just never produced. those hoes cant even board let alone suck dick. but hey, if your a pro, get at em. or they’ll probably get at you. they love the pro hoe-down, favorite event. this video is wack, but really entertaining. it was a nice try.

  17. JON
    JON says:

    not bad, i like to see people doing what they love at least. look at all the comments it got. Some exposure is better than none. I’m in it for Marie Hucal anyhow.

  18. ahaha
    ahaha says:

    It’s always nice to see that any thing with girls snowboarding always has the most comments, that are just filled with hateful jealous comments. nice. just what snowboarding needs.

  19. Ddoable
    Ddoable says:

    All of you dumb shit pansy dudes just wish you could be as hilarious and crude as these ladies, all of the filler is sarcastic. and as far as the riding goes, its called a teaser for a reason. And I’m sure you would love to toss a tampopsicle too.

  20. cobra dogs
    cobra dogs says:

    that down flat close out was fucked, guarantee all you pussies hating wouldn’t get near it

  21. SpazzyMcGee
    SpazzyMcGee says:

    Too Hard? Come on, you cant have that title for an am women’s snowboarding flick. It should be “Not Hard Enough”

  22. CHET BUNKLE
    CHET BUNKLE says:

    FUCK YOU THIS IS DISGUSTIN TAKE THIS OFF I FUCK SO MANY CHICKS AND YOU GUYS BLOW CHUNKS FUCK OFF WITH THIS HIPPY SHIT

  23. J3R0biu$ JuntL3R
    J3R0biu$ JuntL3R says:

    how about you guy$ suck my FUCKING NUTS HAHA LOL i STARTED SMOKING POT WHEN I WAS 12 LIKE I GIVE A SHIT SCHOOL SUCKS AND IS BORING I PUNCH MY PRINCIPAL FUCK HIM AND HIS RULE$
    -pottok3rbongguy

  24. boonesboner
    boonesboner says:

    one boob, one bloody tampon, three metal ass girls, bottles and shit beeing broken, underage girls drinking forties, one happy ass dog, and some snowboarding makes one badass video, and on another not i’m gona call out the people that are digusted by the bloody frozen tampon, you wouldn’t fuck a girl on her period, man i’m always raw dogging looking for blood, sweeat and tears when i’m fucking, you guys need to stop being baby back bitches

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