Rejected Edits is Back to Business

You said I was too harsh. So last week I tried to be nice. Then you said I was too nice. I guess it’s true, you really can’t please everyone. So the hell with everyone, I’m just going to keep doing what I do best.

Midwest preseason

Grade: C-

Few things say reject my edit please like a really annoying song and double rail zeaches. I come across many a zeach in the rejected edits submissions, but to do it on a double rail?! Now that’s something. Do yourselves a favor, sell your camera, and go buy some candy.

Opening weekend at Baker

Grade: C+

Congratulations on not annoying me to the point of wanting to drop kick a baby with this edit. That being said, why would you spend the time to stop and film mediocre powder riding on a day when you should have just been racking up as many laps as humanly possibly in those glorious conditions? You make me sad.

One hour at park city

Grade: B-

If it were based on riding alone this edit probably wouldn’t have been rejected. Fortunately for the loyal rejected edits subscribers and me it’s not. Whoever is holding the camera my need to get checked for early onset Parkinson’s disease. Also a special tip of the hat must go out to homey with the donkey kick spins out of rails, really showing your flexibility.

Ben Prickett Season Edit

Grade: F

Now this is the type of edit that really gets my rocks off. A real fresh song, and only two soggy snowboarding shots in the first minute. It’s sad that you want to submit this to a snowboarding site, I suggest maybe some sort of wild boys extreme sports site. I won’t even begin to comment on your tube mastery, I’ll leave that to the commenters.

Just Another Plaid Thanksjibbing

Grade: D-

How do you early out that many rails of such miniscule length and sleep at night? If I were you I would probably sell all my gear and retire from the internet. I get it that you’re trying to be creative and artsy with the black and white but what is the purpose of the shot at 1:42? I wouldn’t be surprised if you were contacted by the companies of the gear your using and asked to please stop doing so.

Boreal early season and Party

Grade: F

I can’t even to tell you how angry this edit makes me. There’s maybe three tricks in this edit that could have been used, but then you went and over exaggerated the shit out of them to try and prove to everyone how sick you really are. Stop slow mo’ing, stop making edits, and for the love of god if you can’t do that please don’t share them with anyone.

Meadows Mash #1

Grade: D

This is how you make powder riding look bad. Actually this is how you make any type of snowboard riding look bad. I think you need a little more time on the corduroy before you take it off piste. P.S. This melting pot thing, not off to a very good start.

Tyrol Preseason

Grade: C

You almost got away with it on this one on account of little kid points. But then the early outs and look backs started to pile up. On the plus side this was much better than the pre-season zeach off edit from Tyrol.

Runs in the Park with Dustin Berman

Grade: D-

Re-open whatever program you used to edit this, delete every clip except for the first one. Now replay that over and over again at various speeds. You will get thousands of hits. As it stands this edit is really boring and hardly worth being included in the rejected edits.

preseason snowboarding 2011

Grade: D-

This edit would be a hit at a family reunion. Please tell red pants to stock pile all his footage this season and make a solo edit. That will be a hit for sure. Thanks for throwing in a good dose of zeaches and swivels, really caps off a nice edit.

Mammoth Opening

Grade: C-

If anyone can stand to watch this entire edit with the sound on I applaud them. Are they selling GoPros with instructions on how to dad cam now? Thank you for giving me another reason to hate Bataleon.

Turkey day shred

I can’t bring myself to make fun of this edit. You guys look like you might be “special.” I will say this though, I hope you got a deal for buying that whole board, boots, bindings, and outerwear combo from CCS.

58 replies
  1. Zoid
    Zoid says:

    How do some of these people even think they have a chance of their stuff getting posted, do they even watch what actually makes it on?

  2. what!!!
    what!!! says:

    Why the fuck does the preseason 2011 have a skier, he even has a saga sticker on his ski like a pussy

  3. PoofaceKillah
    PoofaceKillah says:

    ^^ haha i know that shit was funny.. l love watching these.. some make me feel like i really suck like “one hour at park city” , and then there is “turkey day shred” which makes me think I’m not that bad!

    D3ADLY T3DLY says:

    My penis is enlarged. Does anybody know where I can find a doctor who will prescribe my swollen dick?

  5. lol
    lol says:

    A Hour In Park City obviously didn’t deserve to be in here…Although the filming was a little shaky, the riding was super tight and I enjoyed watching the edit.

  6. DubVMk
    DubVMk says:

    95% of these edits i couldnt finish and the one i finished had magoons look alike in it – chill on the tech9 broski even though i know your being supa phresh and G

  7. Fuckin' Jarette
    Fuckin' Jarette says:

    Melvin looks hesher than hesh in preseason snowboarding 2011… Very original title and at tyrol I’m kinda glad I got mono and slept in the car… Fink.

  8. Straight Garbage
    Straight Garbage says:

    Damn, you really have to paw through some terrible shit. A few of these were exactly as you graded, in the C area, but holy shit, videos like the very last one…. what the fuck?

    Also funny all the little kids hating on the site yet prob check this bitch at least 10 times a day.

  9. chris bailoni
    chris bailoni says:

    i didn’t even send my edit in… somebody must have. i don’t make my edits to go on websites, there just meant to be enjoyed by me and my friends, i don’t care what the internet thinks of them

  10. chris bailoni
    chris bailoni says:

    and fuck everyone who doesn’t like the spice girls, zeachs, or chef boyardee….
    i give you an F for grading the video… you just don’t get it do you

  11. Johnny Huege
    Johnny Huege says:

    Yeah I didnt send mine in either. I filmed and edited it like shit! Thanks for not destroying it to bad tho.

  12. seamtits
    seamtits says:

    your grading on meadows mash doesnt make any sense. how bout “snowboarders on saga make snowboarding look bad”. fuck you jerm, melting pot for life

  13. Hash Slinging Slasher
    Hash Slinging Slasher says:

    1. I was slightly impressed by the double rail zeach but it was a zeach so fuck that. Not to mention countless Jed impostors.

    2. I was able to look past the filming in the PC edit but the was fruity as fuck so fuck that.

    3. Filming through a fence isn’t artsy. It’s just bad filming. Unless you actually know a thing or two about filming and do it right.

    4. People like absolutely terrible, horrible, god forsaken music.

    5. Get pants that fit. Lookin at you Mr. Macias.

    6. Would you wear red pants like that in public?

    7. The last edit… I’m sorry… I don’t know what to say… it’s just too awful for words


  14. Huck Yoself
    Huck Yoself says:

    There wasn’t a single trick in the Baker edit. Shit I love powder too, but if you’re out there filming atleast huck yourself off something!

  15. big ol chawsky
    big ol chawsky says:

    what the fuck is up with this saga shit? and why are some kickass edits in this like the tyrol, boreal early, and b prick? he had some style

    SIRJUKE says:

    yobeat.. more like yoBITCH, hatin on some good niggas up in here when you probs can’t even hit an urban yourself you sick bitch. only talk shit on kids that your better than not real niggas

  17. She
    She says:

    I think the dude in the Boreal edit is riding a chicks board, is there somewhere I can donate outerwear and hard goods that will fit him and can he please lay off the afterbang.

  18. Lorenzo
    Lorenzo says:

    Mayne stop hating i go so hard my edits be stupid dope sauce good yall are just jealous of my zeaches and nollie fronts

  19. A$AP
    A$AP says:

    rejected edits, sponsored by a faggot skiier company… Yo beat, your fucking beat…get some sponsors that dont take it in the ass.

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