Win: Collector’s Edition Defenders of Awesome Kit

Another week means we have another kick ass prize to giveaway. Well, maybe we should say “awesome” prize because it truly is. One lucky winner will receive the kit pictured above including:

-A pair of Union x Capita Ultrafear Bindings

-Full length defenders of awesome DVD

-Behind the scenes photo booklet

-Metaphor logo keychain

-Magical Pixie Dust!

To enter:

Leave a comment on this point explaining how you plan to defend awesome this season. The comment with the most “likes” at 9 am on Friday, Oct. 28 will win. Be sure to use your REAL EMAIL address so we can contact you for your address and info when you win! Good luck.

With 625 likes, RON BURGANDY takes it! His real name is Bryan Guarda from Livermoore, CA. Congrats dude. Thanks to everyone for playing.

If you’d prefer to just purchase a pair, you can do so at your local CAPiTA deal or RIGHT HERE!

Sorry, this giveaway is open to residents of the US only.

This giveaway is brought to you by the fine folks at CAPiTA Snowboarding and Union Binding Company!

365 replies
  1. Felo Romero
    Felo Romero says:

    I will defend awesome by importing capita and union stuff here in Chile where we can’t defend it because of the shipping shit!, then I would form my Awesome Army to devour everything!

  2. Eliot Wilhelm
    Eliot Wilhelm says:

    I plan to defend awesome this season by shredding with my bros and having a good time no matter the conditions or location because in the end, all that matters is that we are snowboarding and having a good time! That’s that it’s all about!

  3. Robert Walski
    Robert Walski says:

    I plan on defending awesome by reppin’ CAPiTA to the max in Burlington, WI, and alll over facebook as I already do! im gonna rep CAPiTA and Union all around burlington, wi and everywhere else I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CAPiTA <3

  4. blahh
    blahh says:

    by sitting behind the screen of my computer making snide comments on YOBEAT! and pointing out zeaches in every edit

  5. KIP
    KIP says:

    i plan to defend awesome by living the dream this winter by just working and shredding as much pow as i can.

  6. Logan
    Logan says:

    I will defend awesome by shredding with my bros and not being a dick to any goober kids. I will shred those until they die. Just like my other unions that just died. CAPiTA FOR LIFE!

  7. Phil
    Phil says:

    I just dropped $3K on a camera set-up to add more awesome (crappy) entries for the firing squad and people’s court battles, so a free pair of bindings would really help since my current ones are falling apart.

  8. Dylan
    Dylan says:

    I’m not some rich kid who’s going to strap these on my 2012 board and never ride because it’s “too cold.” I have a Horrorscope that I bought last year and it’s the best board I’ve ever used. These bindings would look SICK on it. I’ve never owned unions but I’ve heard great things about them. Hot pink is my favorite color. If i win these I will rock them all season like its my job. We devour everything.

  9. john
    john says:

    i will defend the awesome by shredding the gnar as much as possible, and helping my friends master the awesome sport of snowboarding as well as all the little shredders in my local park

  10. Luke Schmitt
    Luke Schmitt says:

    by putting those ultrafear bindings on my ultrafear board and shredding the shit out of them everyday with all my homies no matter the what! and watching DOA and all the bonus features EVERYDAY. oh yeah ill also sprinkle the magic pixie dust and hidden gems all over my gear so i can ride like dan brisse!!

  11. Dare
    Dare says:

    I’ll be defending awesome by creating an awesome snowboard club with the gnar bear mascot leading the charge. #UASC facebook.com/UArtsSnowboardClub

  12. Samuel
    Samuel says:

    I plan to defend awesome by spraying all gapers, slaying snow bunnies and letting everyone in the lift line know that I’m the chillest fuckin’ bro there is…(ha) But seriously these bindings are SWEET and I will shred harder than anyone ever has with them strapping me to my board. OLLY OLLY OXEN FREEE

  13. Andy McCutcheon
    Andy McCutcheon says:

    I plan to defend awesome by showering groms with snowclouds the size of the chick that keeps messaging you on OkCupid by day and hot chocolate sipping lodge hussies with champagne by night. I will frequent majestic areas revered with unspeakable levels of mystique…schralping gnar so righteously it will leave assbags like that daddy’s boy from Johnny Tsunami soaking themselves in tears of envy. I didn’t claw my way to the top of the local shred scene to be vegetarian…catch me takin man-size bites outta anything that gets in the way of defending awesomeness on any level.

  14. MF
    MF says:

    I will defend awesome by calling in sick every chance I get, and rocking my goggle tan like some sort of shred ninja.

  15. Boner Stabone
    Boner Stabone says:

    Like this ish…so that I can win these bindings.

    Sincerely,

    Richard Milhouse Boner Stabone.

    P.S.

    Bode says JP Walker is a DICK4. Not JP Walker poster #1. But the real JP Walker.

  16. Kareem Al-asmar
    Kareem Al-asmar says:

    I plan to defend awesome this winter by just having as many awesome days on the mountain as I can. Waiting through summer has made my one goal this season to ride as much as physically possible. These binding would definitely make that experience all the better. Either way I’m stoked winter is just around the corner! CAPITAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

  17. burnzkid
    burnzkid says:

    I plan to defend the fuck out of that awesome this season, cuz I plan on going HAM on the hills of North Carolina, and showing some Carhartt-decked-out rednecks what awesome REALLY is. Those camo-clad motherfuckers won’t know what hit em, they’ll just be scared shitless as they see those fucked up bindings riding away from them. I’d watch the hell out of the movie, until the disc itself melted from the amount of awesomeness. I’d rock the shit out of that keychain, too. It’d look great next to my ’03 Dodge Neon keys and bottle opener.

    Plus, you know, I kinda need some new bindings, those would be nice.

  18. Gonzo
    Gonzo says:

    I’ll defend awesome by sprinkling that magical pixie dust all over the snowbunnies jocking my bindings. snowbunnies : “He must ride for Capita and Union…is that pixie dust? lets F*** him!!!”

  19. cody
    cody says:

    I will defend awesome this year by shredding every day to the fullest with my friends and new friends to come. Getting wild at night govy style living the dream in the great Northwest.

  20. Bryant Davis
    Bryant Davis says:

    I plan to defend awesome by pooping on the hood of the skiers car that split my edges with his ski last year and didnt pay to fix it.

  21. Shaun Bon Jovi
    Shaun Bon Jovi says:

    1. Apparently, I am going to defend the real awesome, not the other awesome, you might think is awesome but isn’t the real awesome.

    2. Instead of edges to kill those who are offenders of awesome I am going to use lasers. Okay, I can’t do that, but I guess I could hack at ’em with some power tools (the edges, not the people).

    3. I pledge to take no advice from Lindsay Jacobellis about defending awesome.

    4. I will not endorse professional level scooters.

    5. I will not leave a million dollar energy drink sponsor because they won’t pay me 4 million dollars a year, who sort of is responsible for me winning the olympics. I’m just saying I wouldn’t do that.

    6. i am not going to worry about, ‘when will the snow begin’?

    7. I am also not going to be in an arty movie that is about 40 pct. slow motion.

  22. Jake raddon
    Jake raddon says:

    I going to defend awesome by keeping it real on the slopes and showing the younger generation of snowboarding how to have fun and set a good example. Going everyday and enjoying the best snow on earth here in SLC. this is how I am going to defend the awesomeness of snowboarding.

  23. Kyle Murdoch
    Kyle Murdoch says:

    I will be defending awesome by riding majestic, white, stallions shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of hemdale into the mist to protect awesome.

  24. Blumpkin
    Blumpkin says:

    Im going to poop in my hand when Im on the chair lift and throw it at people. I guess I’ll have to be naked for this.

  25. Randy Mathews
    Randy Mathews says:

    I plan to defend awesome by becoming the super hero Falcontron. Falcontron is the result of a failed experiment by trying to mate a human with a falcon. Instead of the desired result of a falcon with a human head, it is a human, with falcon wings, and mythical powers that can turn the most saltiest of sea dogs, into the hottest of human females. This now changes the game, as me, falcontron, can now turn anyone into a beautiful little baby. therefore that sweet little sally you brought home from the bar last night, could actually have been a 300 pound wart infested telemarketer named ralph that was placed on the sexual predator list after he showed a picture of little “ralphy” to a 9 year old boy on chatroulette. So yea that’s how i’ll defend awesome

  26. maxwell
    maxwell says:

    I plan to defend awesome by attempting to mount these bindings to a pair of skis and shredding with snowboard boots in snowboard bindings on a pair of AWESOME homemade skis…then probably give them to a friend in desperate need of new bindings!

  27. Aaron
    Aaron says:

    I will defend awesome by not commenting on yobeat’s posts or ranking other peoples comments because I will be too busy snowboarding.

  28. Hate
    Hate says:

    I’m going to defend awesome by snowboarding, and not using the word bro, and listening to cat daddy. You can’t defend awesome by “stacking Krabby Patties.”

  29. Rick P. Johnson
    Rick P. Johnson says:

    I will defend awesome like i usually do…that means banging out all the sluts on the hill and rocking no shirt so all the hoes can check out the rickmeister on the slopes. The bindings of awesomness will just enhance how good the rickster rides, and when I say ride i mean on all those bitches out there.

  30. DA Carp
    DA Carp says:

    I will defend awesome by throwing down some buttery ass zeaches on a four foot rail in my illest steez tech, while listening to the tastiest skrillex remix through my Beats by Dre

  31. Austin
    Austin says:

    I will defend Awesome by buying 10,774 copies of “Defenders of Awesome”, and distributing them to everybody in my town. Once everybody is sufficiantly trained to defend Awesome, I will leave them to it, and shred at Big Boulder.

  32. roy roy
    roy roy says:

    by making the sickest park powder ridge, mn has ever seen and amping up all the young bucks to keep the shred alive

  33. JC
    JC says:

    I plan on defending awesome by using my awesome defensiveness skills to whack all that is whack with my awesome stick so that all that is unawesome will be awesome. I will shred on my awesome stick on Mount Awesome while wearing my Captain Awesome attire and hit the awesome jumps to gain some awesome air to perform some awesome grabs and spins. I’ll hit up the Park of Awesomeness and press the Rails of Awesomenessand jib the Awesome Jibs

  34. PiEBLOCK
    PiEBLOCK says:

    I will defend awesome by using the shop weather forecast board to dupe tourists away from powder days…

  35. Tristan Graham
    Tristan Graham says:

    By shredding and partying as hard as possible with Leeds MET Snowsports! Because we are better than uni! xD

  36. ryan
    ryan says:

    by mulching dead babies in a woodchipper and compressing the remains into the dirtiest shred stick on the hill

  37. hanging out with my wang out
    hanging out with my wang out says:

    I’m doing it this year by putting shredding first and maybe girlfriend 6th if she is lucky haha do work! !!!!!!!!!!

  38. Ty H.
    Ty H. says:

    I will defend awesome in the following ways:
    1. Drop out of college(I don’t need it anyways)
    2. Quit my job (Fuck that place)
    3. By a trailer, a small one
    4. Slay and kill shit

  39. josh l
    josh l says:

    i will defend awesome by wearing my Union canadian bindings. that were available in the polar bear riding land unlike these

  40. Trey
    Trey says:

    I will be defending awesome by:
    One: watching DOA to sleep every night
    Two: Not using any bad companies (anything but Capita)
    Three: Selling all I own except for Capita stuff
    Four: Because i’m going to type Capita (no copy and paste) 50 time because there awesome.
    The 50 Capita’s i Promised: Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita Capita
    LOVE YA ALL

  41. The Beau
    The Beau says:

    I will defend by chillen with some sexy ladies, drinking ice cold beer, and shredding until I can no longer walk or am too drunk to function!

  42. Stew
    Stew says:

    I just graduated college and the world is a fucked up place. People are sitting in the streets, lift tickets are $100+, and weed is still illegal. Definitely not awesome. All I can do is to defend awesome one POW slash at a time.

  43. adam
    adam says:

    I’m going to defend awesome by having fun with my friends while riding snowboards all over the midwest.

  44. Gus schalo
    Gus schalo says:

    I gonna defend awesome by Shredding on my CAPiTA Deck ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!!!!
    see you in the park HOMIES!!!!! Lets All love CAPiTA AND UNION all season
    Plus, i Really need some bindings so help me win em so i don’t have to buy them….. but if i dont win em you know where i be buying em…..

    I DEVOUR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. The Tim
    The Tim says:

    List of ways I will defend awesome this season:

    -Take a dump in the urinal at Alta
    -take mother nature out to a dinner and a movie so she will put out (or just give her some mdma)
    -Organize a Powder 11 competition
    -Wear all of my backcountry gear through the park
    -consuming harmful substances for personal enjoyment
    -kill something (that isn’t awesome)
    -wear my sunglasses at night (just kidding)
    -obsessively pursuing the white room
    -sharing all my magical pixie dust with friends when I win

  46. Kerwin Steinberg
    Kerwin Steinberg says:

    Thought shall defend awesome by slashing walls, pressing boxes, pointing booters, and sliding rails. What more could a guy ask for?

  47. jacob thomas
    jacob thomas says:

    i will defend the mountain by boarding with a blowup doll strapped to the front of my board holding a paintball gun..

  48. Tom
    Tom says:

    I’m going to defend awesome the best way I know how, by heading up to the mountain, putting on my headphones, tuning out the world, relaxing on my way up the chairlift, and forgetting about everything in my life doesn’t concern me and snowboarding.

  49. Hash Slinging Slasher
    Hash Slinging Slasher says:

    I’m just going to snowboard and stuff, I guess. riding a mythical creature might be cool too.

  50. chadmo
    chadmo says:

    I’m gonna defend awesome by having more fun on the mountain than anyone else this year.
    …and nothing is more fun than starting the season with some free shit!!

  51. Hash Slinging Slasher
    Hash Slinging Slasher says:

    all of you sound so lame right now. and i bet you listen to brokencyde. fuck dubstep too.

  52. Pero
    Pero says:

    I think Kyle Murdoch should win because he’s Canadian eh! And, well so am I and we’ve been defending AWESOMENESS for many years… That’s all… Well I’d like to win too but there’s only one prize…

    Ps, I just bought my first Capita… It’s pretty awesome :-/

  53. Cole C
    Cole C says:

    By slaying with my bros on our shredsticks’, talking shit to encourage progression, and not letting lifties, pricks on sticks or skipigs damper the awesomeness we all strive oh so hard to protect!

    gnar kill pow

  54. RON BURGANDY
    RON BURGANDY says:

    I’m gonna defend awesomeness by growing a mustache ,telling my boss to fuck off,yell KENNY CHIIIIIIIIMMMMMPPPPPPSSSS all the way down the mountain, show my ass to ski patrol, hit on my brothers wife in front of him, eat a cheeseburger with only meat cheese and a shit load of ketchup while thinking about Dan brisse, go to a white house press conference and while Obama is speaking yell out SCOTT STEVENS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOWWWWWWWW, spend money on capita board that I don’t have just so I can support my local shop Milosport Laffayete, and last but not least defend it by telling other mother lickers that I know and don’t know to buy CAPITA AND UNION PRODUCTS

  55. Steve
    Steve says:

    I’m gonna defend awesome by being awesome and shit! Domesticating wild bears and attaching machine guns to there backs! But seriously I’m gonna go all one footed like Scott Stevens.

  56. IGuessThisIsCool
    IGuessThisIsCool says:

    I’m not 100% sure what awesome actually is, but I will sure try my darndest to defend it, while drinking and smoking my way through the season each and everyday. Fuck the liver, fuck the lungs, look out body, here it comes!

  57. Hayden
    Hayden says:

    I will defend awesome by patrolling the park, inforcing the laws of snowboarding rules with an iron fist. Rule 1: NO TINDYS! Rule 2: zeach within reason, and if you scorp, SMACK UPSIDE THE HEAD, STOOPIT! Rule 3: Make sure that there are no other rules, cause after all, its snowboarding. Last but not least, I will transport people to a place where you don’t need eyes to see. METHOD BOY, AWAAAAYYYYY!

  58. Benjamin Flocka
    Benjamin Flocka says:

    Awesome will be defended while i work part time for the man at Timberline Ski School, then defended even more while i go ham at SKI BOWL!

  59. Henry
    Henry says:

    I AM going to defend awesome by strapping these fresh CAPiTA bindings over my new 32 Scott Stevens boots that i got this summer at High Cascade, while still rocking my last summer goggle burn from mt. hood like i was born with it! defend awesome with 32 boots and GOGGLE TANSS!

  60. Vickery
    Vickery says:

    Imma defend awesome by swag cooking my ass off. with those bindings i shall be able to fuck all based gods bitches

  61. Ant
    Ant says:

    How do I defend awesome? Got my girlfriend pregnant, moved to Tahoe, got married, got a job at a ski resort, had a baby girl, making future defenders of awesome. That’s how I defend awesome and I plan to do more of that this season. Make more defenders of awesome.

  62. Dan Flanders
    Dan Flanders says:

    I play on defending awesome this season, by rockin the shred stick all season long, and shredding peoples faces off on the Gnar barrrr . FYB 😉

  63. Trey
    Trey says:

    I will Defend Awesome by hacking this comment so you can like it 3 TIMES!!!!!!! NO JOKE. Try it, What do you have to lose.

  64. Sam
    Sam says:

    @ Stew – stop complaining, get a job, and help some people.

    That’s how I defend awesome, stirring up hate on yobeat. Should I just post my shipping address here?

  65. Brian Gormley
    Brian Gormley says:

    I will defend awesome by letting Bode Merrill and JP Walker settle their differences…on Jerry Springer.

  66. Cpt. Undies
    Cpt. Undies says:

    I’m going to start EVERYDAY off by watching Last Action Hero (Trust me, that movie is awesome). Promptly after watching said flick, I will eat one bowl of Capn Crunch, shotgun one Monster Energy Drink (the coffee kind, because its the morning), smoke two cigarettes, then it’s off for my day. My day will consist of grabbing tuck knee, doing jacksons (cause they’re played, but i still think they’re awesome), slashing while grabbing backside, and doing wildcats. After the flick, the eats, the energy, the smokes, and the tricks, I’ll end up at Spedelli’s for some tasty suds and cool bros, because that’s awesome…… Way awesome.

  67. Jack McNeedsbindings
    Jack McNeedsbindings says:

    By side sadelling my purple pegasis to the top of a mountain then slaying down it until my knees explode into a firey madness

  68. jeffjefferson
    jeffjefferson says:

    I got 11 internal stitches, 16 external across my spine because i cowboy’d onto a 1″ pipe hiding under some grass and ice rink snow. The doctor said, “it’s a miracle I can even move my legs.” That’s all i got…

  69. Early Earl
    Early Earl says:

    ill defend by smoking the ganj and staring at the ultra fears graphics til i pass the fuck out. scott stevens is a god

  70. Clayton
    Clayton says:

    I will defend awesome at Stevens Pass and Mission Ridge by Riding 5 times a week, taking a bloodoath, and sprinkling my head with holy oil from the Grand Tetons. I will drink magical urine from a female Unicorn, and finger paint by body and ride naked on Saturday evenings and Thursday afternoons. I will wear a “fierce” headdress made from the soft wool of an Alfa Male Alpaca, and i will rise before the sun and drink milk straight from the calf’s tit… These are all ways I WILL Defend Dwesome!!!

  71. jmssaucier
    jmssaucier says:

    ill defend awesome by dragging my ballsack across 6 miles of shattered glass while wiping my ass with billy mays moist pubic hairs and shoving white chocolate covered pretzel sticks in my ears and midway through the 6 miles I’ll choke all the faggot pop singers out there today with a banshee bungee and then once their face turns bright purple I’ll sprinkle some meat, cheese, peppers, veggies and sour cream and wrap them up in a giant tortilla and feed them to the homeless and then once my 6 miles is up I’ll run a marathon with bleu cheese and axe cologne sprayed all over my neck
    all while balancing my capita on my head and singing the national anthem.

  72. Ben
    Ben says:

    I plan to defend awesome by shredding 100+ days this year all over the country, urban, park, anything I can get down on and spread the stoke and awesome. Besides Dan Broadwell is the god damn boss on the east coast and he defends awesome for Capita 24/7 365. Run and tell dat!

  73. lazy eye
    lazy eye says:

    Trolling yobeat with rick rolling links, chatting with hot babes in chat rooms, and luring 9 year olds to my van with expired halloween candy.

  74. Zach Kittrell
    Zach Kittrell says:

    I plan to Defend Awesome by watching Defenders of Awesome and then going snowboarding and trying to land almost every trick that I see in the movie. And if that plan doesn’t work then I’ll just sit on my couch, eat chips, and try to disprove Einstein’s equation E=mc2

  75. Swagg Hanson
    Swagg Hanson says:

    i would defend awesome but not doing shit and letting charlie sheen “win” all over the oppositiion

  76. lol
    lol says:

    i’ll make snowboarding even more awesome by removing every “snow bro”, one football ticket at a time. also i’ll clap for the kids having fun who are stoked on a trick, regardless of how good they are

  77. too far?
    too far? says:

    by yelling DUMP ‘EM at the hottest girl in my school and filming it for yobeat viewing pleasure. most of the people here are either 13 year old kids or 25+ creepers dying to see some under age tits, it’s a win win.

  78. Luke Unger
    Luke Unger says:

    I’m gonna spend the winter working at snowshoe. Wake up every morning and hit fresh tracks, Rep West Virginia, throw down in the park, butter your girl friends’ muffin, try to find a pair of the PBR union bindings, wake up naked on the snow, ask a homeless person for money, sing a duet with Art Garfunkel, watch the realms videos, Party ’till I puke and/or am homeless, shave a cat, put super glue in the moms shampoo, start working on my masters degree, not cut my hiar, not cut my mustache, sing karaoke, pay some bills, wash my car, drink some coldies and play music at a few bars on nights I don’t have to work…Livin’ the dream.

  79. yes
    yes says:

    I will defend awesome BY

    1. Slaying every box that enters my sight on the mountain(aka vag, pussy, the bearded oyster, not the boxes made for pussys)
    2. Overcharging tourists/kooks for herb because I know I can, & buy more ganj for me self (they know its going to happen, & they accept it. At least they are getting hooked up).
    3. Smoking out homies/any one who is having a bad day/occasional family of 5, with the freshly earned free pot. (Who doesn’t love getting high for free?cmon kids)
    4. Getting as weird as possible on the snow. (douche canoes, bros, gapers, and pregnant women, look out)
    5. BY NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK WHAT KIND OF GEAR I ROCK BECAUSE ITS FREE BITCHES. (hook it up you yobeat fucks, besides why the fuck do you give a fuck) FUCK!

  80. Baba Ganoosh
    Baba Ganoosh says:

    I will defend awesome by snowboarding. Not posing, not bragging, just going out and enjoying a good time in the snow, having fun, and keeping my mouth shut when everyone else is talking about how awesome their weekend was.

  81. Guy
    Guy says:

    I will be defending awesome this season by respecting women and treating others the way I would like to be treated.

  82. Adam
    Adam says:

    I would take out shaun white, replace him with myself, and announce to the world I am in love with justin bieber. Then do a meat curtain grab naked

  83. Riley Goodwin
    Riley Goodwin says:

    I am going to kill all of the tranny finders crew so we never have to watch one of there videos again.

    PS: Dylan Trewin has a hot sister!

  84. young mobinson
    young mobinson says:

    i will defend awesome by finally moving from the city to the mountains. working a low paying job to afford to live in a small apartment. while riding every chance i get…even the chances i don’t get.

  85. Kiwi brachtenbach
    Kiwi brachtenbach says:

    This plan is the exact opposite of the Holocaust! I will defend awesome this season by being the opposite of awesome therefore getting my ass kicked and thus defending awesome by not being awesome.

  86. /b/rothers unite
    /b/rothers unite says:

    we are many, we are few
    we are the feared, we are the weak
    we are comment haters, the trolls, the scourge of the internet

    we are /b/

    help a /b/rother out

  87. j steele
    j steele says:

    i plan on spraying every skier & gaper in the summit county area. also planing to shit on every doorstep owned by an FIS committee member

  88. BigCat
    BigCat says:

    I’m gonna defend awesomeness by taking my girl on a tree run leaving her ass in the middle of nowhere and continue my day shredding. Try making me watch Jersey Shore over The Art of Flight again Wha Pow!!

  89. Zale wells
    Zale wells says:

    Start the defending by hitting up the local street scene (anchorage) with some homies. Take a weekend trip to turnagain pass to hit a couple jumps. Then Finish it off by skating my indoor mini ramp

  90. SnowBoarDing!!!
    SnowBoarDing!!! says:

    I am planning to sleep at the snow park so I dont have to drive an hour to get there, so I have more time to shred and defend the world of awesomeness.

  91. rowan
    rowan says:

    I plan on getting a crew together, putting on those bindings, and entirely recreating capita: the defenders of awesome in my local pyrenean spots! (also if anyone is giving away hd cameras and red bull helicopters i’ve been thinking about a sort of “art of flight” type production 🙂

  92. piles
    piles says:

    in defending awesome and devouring everything the plan is to hold passes at two unaffiliated washington ski areas, shred with old and new friends, eat egg or turkey sandwiches daily, drinking too much coffee, spliff life, new maneuvers and features, become the best by having the same fun as everyone else while running shred gear that ive already shredded to the brink, and stretch the few pennies I got into a winter of traditionally inspired stoke. defending awesome without any pre-existing definitions on how to have fun.

  93. PileS
    PileS says:

    putting cig butts in the waste basket, giving homeless people change for booze, snaking fewer fellow shreds, wearing sunblock with a wetsuit, being a nice crack dealer, not slapping hoes unless they deserve it, peeing AFTER i get off the bus, fewer dutch ovens for the one night boxes, not complain about going to the store for a swish when I cant find my shoes. you know defending awesome by helping others devour stuff and stuff.

  94. Vinnie
    Vinnie says:

    I plan to defend awesome by riding as much as possible…. The real question is how will you defend awesome!!!

  95. Rolf
    Rolf says:

    I will defend awesome in numerous ways.

    1st, Having save enough money all year, I quit my job to maximize shred time at Utah resorts.

    2nd, Those bindings look like they’d be great handles, especially when decapitating skiers trying to get to pow spots before me.

    3rd, Ride all winter long uppin my game

    4, Refer back to number 2

  96. jmssaucier
    jmssaucier says:

    I will defend awesome by shreding the park, and back country with my bros and ripping up any sick street spot I can get my hands on and just not giving a fuck about reality. If I died snowboarding, you could honestly tell everybody in the world that I died happy.

  97. Leif
    Leif says:

    I plan to defend awesome by first putting on a pair of depends(adult diapers)
    from there I will hit all the gnarliest sh!t I can find and anything anyone is willing
    to point out to me, after this I will change the depend cuz it will be full!!
    then I will head to my all time favorite bomb run and stomp it from peak to creek
    on a Saturday morning! If I make it to the bottom I will then be looking for suggestions
    on the next gnarliest thing I should hit all the while with……………..my eyes CLOSED!!
    vote for me! I need a pair of bindings like a pimp needs his ho’s!!

  98. Bill Sanchezzzz
    Bill Sanchezzzz says:

    I will defend awesome by shooting guns out my sunroof and driving tractors across raging rivers.

  99. ThugZone
    ThugZone says:

    I would stop the side-jumpers and the weekend worriers from entering the park… and i would probably wear a cape too.

  100. SLED DOGGER.
    SLED DOGGER. says:

    Hello there,

    My name is Steven jacobs, I am the assistant to the vice-president of Team Marketing at Sled Dogs LLC. We are very excited about this opportunity to produce a limited collaboration with Union Snowboard Fixations. Even though we just make ski boots with a slick bottom, we appreciate the historical value of these graphics and the reference to wizardry, lightning bolts, and awesome…all things we excel in here at Sled Dogs LLC. If we receive these prototype fixations, we will produce Sled Dogs in the same colorway and release them to 5 lucky YoBeat Snowboard and Ski Lifestyle Website readers. This way more people can experience the freedom of rollerblading on the snow, while still showing off their cool factor.

    STEP INTO AWESOME…STEP INTO SLED DOGS!

    -STEVEN.

  101. Mat Carboni
    Mat Carboni says:

    Defending the awesome by keeping hoes in line and fixing my knee up so i can keep shredding. Also I AM THE OCEAN

  102. SLED DOGGER
    SLED DOGGER says:

    Hello there,

    My name is Steven Jacobs. I am the vice president of gay dogs LLC. We are very excited about this opportunity to produce a limited collaboration with Union Snowboard Fixations. And even though this is a snowboarding website, We thought we would try and promote our retarded ski boots here. And even though the colorway/pattern has â„¢, we thought if we won we would copy your dope bindings and make them into a gay ass mini ski boot. This way, many people can experience the homo-ness of roller blading on snow.

    STEP INTO SLED DOGS.

  103. Snorlax
    Snorlax says:

    by sleeping on the only road that leads to awesome thus preventing non awesome people from battling the gym leader koga or getting to the safari zone

  104. SLED DOGGER.
    SLED DOGGER. says:

    Dear Fake “Sled Dogger”,

    I do not appreciate the tom foolery around our product. Even though we went bankrupt in ’98, we are on a full comeback and firmly believe these fixations will contribute to our rise to the top of the extreme action sports lifestyle again. Once all of the freestyle snowboarding, ski, short-ski, agressive telemarking, and mono-ski enthusiasts see how awesome our plastic-bottom ski boots look in this colorway we will be out of the RED and into the RAD.

    -STEVEN.

  105. martin beran
    martin beran says:

    I plan on defending awesome by getting laid off before the local mountains open, going on unemployment to pay rent and gas and panhandling for beer $$. This winter should be tits!

  106. Cider
    Cider says:

    I plan on defending awesome by crushing urban with a 40 in one hand, blunt in the other, while riding a CAPiTA StairMaster Extreme and Union Forces!

  107. Matt
    Matt says:

    I will defend awesome by strapping these badass binders right onto my horrorscope, then lead my army of hoodlums down the mountain slaying everything we see, including other riders…

  108. Luc Masera
    Luc Masera says:

    I will defend awesome by shredding down the green hills of middle earth, cause capita kids dont need no snow!!!

  109. Preston sierra
    Preston sierra says:

    Will defend awesome by thrashing the fuck out of my 2010 horrorscope and could with all capita gear this year!!!

  110. Preston sierra
    Preston sierra says:

    Crab cakes and football-cuz that’s what Maryland does…
    Beer and snowboarding-cuz that’s what Minnesota does…
    Slashing and thrashing-cuz that’s what Capita does

    defend awesome while awesome defends Capita

  111. Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow says:

    I’m going to thank my lucky stars that I beat out millions of other sperm in order that I might ride a piece of wood down crystallized water at high velocity, while occasionally flying through the air. We’re all stupid. Deal with it.

  112. TODD HRIM
    TODD HRIM says:

    I will DEFEND awsome by snorting this magical pixie dust then ima strap in on my charlies slasher snowboard and carve osama bin laden dead corspe into fine sushie nuggets ill feed to my kids on christmas morning.

  113. Kool aid and frozen pizza
    Kool aid and frozen pizza says:

    I plan to defend awesome by growing a full fledge beard and bringing a vikings hat and a sword on to my hill and getting hammered and telling ski patrol that I wipe my ass with a cheese grader then I’ll run into the woods with my ass hanging out

  114. JBONE
    JBONE says:

    By slipping nick lipton a roofie at a hip portland dive bar, kidnapping him, driving to alabama and dropping him off in a top tier frat with pledge written on his forehead so he’s really uncomfortable and culturally out of his element. Maybe he’ll come out a little more humble.

  115. Fuck you HIPSTER!
    Fuck you HIPSTER! says:

    Fuck Capitia and fuck defending awesome….

    Let the hipsters have their brand….

    Except Scott Stevens….. he rules

  116. Riley
    Riley says:

    I will defend awesome by repping my new indoor survival and union of capita bindings with pride, recite the DOA creed as my prayers, drive the burton gappers of the slopes, and throw down tricks never seen before with my new c3 heroism. This season, I vow, to defend, awesome!

  117. Jolly D
    Jolly D says:

    I will defend awesome by learning to snowboard again after my season ending achilles tendon tear at my ripe old age of 22…

  118. heartsnow
    heartsnow says:

    i will go to church every sunday.make sure all my friends buy capita\union products. i will get mad bitches with these bad boys. i will destroy every urban rail i see. 1 LOVE

  119. OLD GREG
    OLD GREG says:

    I will defend awesome by drinkin baileys from a boot, going to clubs where people wee on each other, and TAKIN HOOKS OUT OF MY HEAD, YA MOTHER LICKA!

  120. Whiny little BIOTCH
    Whiny little BIOTCH says:

    By being a whiny little loser, because “my old ones are broken” or “I don’t have any money.” im just going to whine about how much i “need” these. Oh yeah, and then im going to dislike every other comment to bring up my chances

  121. Seamus McPeppercorn
    Seamus McPeppercorn says:

    I will defend by hiding in the corner of the grocery store and pretending I’m a potato.

  122. lame sauce
    lame sauce says:

    by selling all my shit before I went off to college….then by not going to college and having no gear and plenty of snow. AWSOME!

  123. steezus
    steezus says:

    I will defend awesome by slaying the red haired dragon that continues to spread his wrath upon our shred. I shall enter battle prepared with my capita in my quiver, edges razor sharp for a clean cut. I will go down in history for I hath returned thy sport to thy people!

  124. Holla!!
    Holla!! says:

    how I plan to defend awesome this season is riding with my nine year old and wife as much as possible. Snowboarding is awesome gotta keep it in the the family.

  125. barry
    barry says:

    Imgonna blast musterd hickeys all over these bitchs at the mountain this year and slap dead deer stalls

  126. Hayden Smith
    Hayden Smith says:

    I want to tear up my mountains not my ACL again. I will defend awesome by doing Rocket airs and Tapping everything insight both jibs and women. If you don’t like this you must be queer!

  127. juan puga
    juan puga says:

    i will be defending awesome this winter by raww dogging as many btchess as i can….and of course by shredding it

  128. Spencer Jennnings
    Spencer Jennnings says:

    This season I plan on defending awesome by getting out of school on November 18th and then, starting the next morning, riding every day, all day through out the entire winter. I’ll ride park at park city during the week and ride powder at snowbird on the weekends. I plan on stomping as many new tricks as I can possibly learn. Until then I can only fantasize waist deep powder, long smooth jibs, and crisp 3’s over big kickers. I’ll shake in my boots, watching snowboard videos every day until the first chair. I might even wear my goggles around the house just for the hell of it.
    Happy riding or in most cases; dreaming

  129. spencer tasso
    spencer tasso says:

    I will be defending women. And animals. and small pieces of fruit. and tall people. and people with no hair when I win these bindings & stuff. Thanks yobeat, and thanks capita/union!

  130. philip scott
    philip scott says:

    i’m just waiting for the season to start!
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  131. sads
    sads says:

    This shits gay, what will keep someone’s homies from liking his comment?

    Stupid yobeat, go die in a fire. I’m not even gonna attempt to read all these fucking comments. Fuck me.

  132. voltron
    voltron says:

    i do not have a job so i dont need to quit that but your probably asking yourself how i must defend this fortress of awesomeness i will just chop the evil trolls into a million pieces with my katana and eat that shit raw.

  133. jesse guffey
    jesse guffey says:

    i plan on defending awesome by spraying old people with mass amounts of snow, and deff jibbing off little kids helmets! and in the mix of all this ill be drinking my favorite winter drink = soco in my cocoa!
    and shredding gnar with homeboiiiiis! 10-4 over n out!

  134. Logan
    Logan says:

    i Will defend awesome by strapping these onto my 09 horroscope ASnd riding them until they just dont work anymore. I will actually use them because i cant afford to get a new board or bindings everyyear.

  135. E.C. Nerolf
    E.C. Nerolf says:

    i plan on defending awesome by riding my capita horrorscope and union forces, having a stupid amount of fun.

  136. Carl "Carwhal the Gnarwhal"Freund
    Carl "Carwhal the Gnarwhal"Freund says:

    I shall grab my board and slideth down thine mountain, piercing the abdomens of all gaper skiers in my way, for that is my duty as a Gnarwhal, and as a defender of awesome. And I really need bindings to put my flippers in.

  137. Hunter V
    Hunter V says:

    I’m gonna rip on my Stairmaster Extreme as I bomb kickers and fight off all that’s bad and evil in the air…

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