This extra-big batch of rejected edits had some doozies in it. Up until this point I had had hope, even the Tranny Finders posted a couple videos I didn’t hate, but this group with their weak tubes, Pokemon theme songs, and bad camera work are really bringing my pre-winter stoke level down. Hopefully this isn’t the caliber of edit we can expect to see all winter.
Kyle Gola Season Edit
Stop, stop, just stop. Pokemon isn’t even ironically cool. No amount of hammer dropping could have saved this edit. And I’m not saying that because you had some hammers in there — you didn’t. It was just awful. Not only did I not watch the whole edit, I didn’t even let it load fully before I stopped.
Pokemon snowboarding and then this? Why? This song may be sick when you’re standing around the quad kicking the footbag back and fourth or tossing the disc around but it has no place in a snowboarding edit. Keep it on the diagonal boys, you’re doing great.
Where da Rails At
I’m almost at a loss for words with this one. Here’s an idea — if the rail was removed from the spot, go somewhere else. Don’t make a useless edit on a 3 foot bench. And the next person to use Rick Ross or Waka Flaka in a stupid edit is going to receive a Jay and Silent Bob-style beat down.
This proves that dog parks are indeed littered with shit. If you’re sick of waiting and want to snowboard why did you put a tube in the way? Just get all the snow and make yourself a lane to get some turns in. There’s no need for another tube edit. Especially not from a couple of jabrones. And did you really need thee different devices to record this most epic day?
Really got your film boner raging on this one, didn’t you? Some how, you took four decent shots of a pretty sick looking zone and managed to make me hate watching it. If you’re submitting this to your community college film class fine, but for the loyal viewers of Yobeat, dial it back a bit.
Even the greats can sometimes fail us. Typically speaking, the Tre Squad brings the goods. However this early-season, run-along-side cam’d, dog-cameoing, dust- boarding edit has to be rejected. We have principles. Just because you use a comically ironic rap song and make fun of your sub par day snowboarding doesn’t mean you can get the feature post. This one is too far off the deep end of rough.
Danny Glibota Pre Shred
No amount of fancy footwork trickery or ramping is going to change the fact that you made a solo 12 foot long tube edit. You tried to church it up with some crafty lifestyle shots in the beginning but when you get right down to it its just another guy who nobody knows hoping around on some ice rink snow and an irrigation tube. I just want to know how you convinced your homie to stand there hunched over panning back and fourth for 12+ hrs.