2012 Must Haves!

Forget about your Nike’s, your Cobra Sharks, reverse camber, tight-kneed pants, flannels and balaclavas. All that shit is old news. Last season you tried to stand out, but once again just blended into the masses of trying-real-hard-but-still-not-getting-noticed kids. If you’re going to convince everyone at your home zone that you’re in and making it this season you’re going to need the following:


Union PBR bindings

Casual-fitting dockers-style snow pants. AKA snow slacks

Double flat, triple kick deck. Sick tech, bro.

Vans snowboard boots, but only because the potentially sneaker-looking Adidas boots aren’t out yet.

Gas station attendant jacket. Bonus points if it has a name patch or some ironic logo.

Stickers of some company so new they can only be had by someone who spent the summer on Mt Hood.

Obscure town hat. Any town will do.

Mittens. No one’s wearing gloves anymore, especially after all this JP walker hate/heat. Who would be caught dead with spirit fingers. Also mittens allow you to keep your hands warm and safe and still wear flea market jewelry.


Now the right look will get you pretty far with the on lookers as you walk to the lift, but if you want to maintain your street cred you’re going to have to put down a few moves here and there. Try:

fs blunt to forward (See Jed Anderson 17 secs)

fs noseblunt sameway 270

Spin in pretzel 360 out

Tuck knee late method

Unnecessary gap to rail. In other words, gapping midway onto a down or flat rail.

360 seatbelt. Bonus points if it’s over a rail.

Ollie over the front of the rail. Show everyone that you probably skateboard and can ollie high.

Oh and most importantly, you never hike. If this is a pre-opening kind of a gig and you must hike make sure you’re hitting the feature no more than three times in one hour. You don’t need to be out there sweating your ass off for hit after hit, you’ve already got all the key moves locked.

This list will probably get you through the first month of winter, but once the edits start rolling out across the country be ready to either start hating on new and crazy moves, referring to yourself as a “purist” or join up and start pushing it. If some of this sounds out of your league or unaffordable, it’s best you wait until your area is almost completely open and there’s some out-of-the-way groomers you can go cruise around on for a while until all the early season bro down session heat wears off and you can blend back into mediocrity with you’re tail press bs 180s and hoodie/flannel combos of late.

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25 replies
  1. tick lee
    tick lee says:

    Fucking emo faggit who posted the that bread cat thing go back to your mainstream snowboarding sites with your sports authority equipment and you cool middle school trends from zummiez.

  2. Danger Mouse
    Danger Mouse says:

    if you cant do tricks you want to do and wear what you like because its IN then you should stop snowboarding. Snowboardings not about fun and doing what you like, its about making fun of people who do what they wanna do.

  3. rupert
    rupert says:

    pbr collabs are old news, i mean santa cruz made a longboard… (trend deaded), im waiting on my greaser style-dicky-slim-straight-chino-sf-late release-holden-collab-snowboard pants to come out.

  4. piles
    piles says:

    let rexycle things already happening in snowboarding to amke ourselves seem ironic for making it fashionable there fore making us cool. fuck yeah so cool right now. cool.

  5. Susan's beard
    Susan's beard says:

    Fuck. I was really hoping smith grinds would be in this season…… and taylor gang snapbacks.

  6. da da da
    da da da says:

    fuck that. this list should be Jake OE, Danimals, Alex Stathis, Jonas Michilot, Keegan Valaika, 32 and all there team .oh and Gnarly is fucking in.

  7. shredface
    shredface says:

    doesn’t union know those bindings are so not pbr. they should have released them with a just a pbr sticker slapped on the back. that would have been awesome.

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