Win the Anon Goggles of Your Choice

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So you may have noticed, Anon has taken over… We actually don’t have a clever name for this week, but we do have goggles to giveaway! We’ll be giving multiple pairs away for the next week, so up first, we have an easy one. Go check out the new Color Bomb feature on the anon site and pick your favorite color and frame. Then email [email protected] with your choice and mailing address.


Nathan Beers of North Hampton, PA, Rebecca Mondre of New York, NY, Chili Graves of Walkersville MD and Erica Ogami of Salem, Or.

New giveaways will start all next week, so stay tuned for your chance to win!

15 replies
  1. Gerg!
    Gerg! says:

    Or I could actually customize my own Oakley goggles and buy something that is not some cheap Chinese bullshit (even though the big O is owned by Suxottica, at least they are still made with real R&D and made in the USA!)

  2. Steve
    Steve says:


    I think you missed the part where it said you could “win free goggles.” “Free goggles” means you will still have the money to pay your sister to keep quiet about that thing you did to her at bible camp, but you would also have new goggles. Also, made in the USA doesn’t mean dick or apple butter anymore.

  3. well actually Gerg
    well actually Gerg says:

    Oakley and Anon are made in the same factory. In china. No one makes shit in the US anymore, which is why we’re all gonna be broke soon. Hope Yobeat is getting paid in gold rather than US dollars.

  4. Gerg!
    Gerg! says:

    Touche! Just confirmed with Oakley that all goggles are now made in China (but sunglasses still made here). Guess I will bend over and take that proverbial Chinese dick now…

  5. Gerg!
    Gerg! says:

    I actually didnt say that ^

    besides the point though. i have a raging case of butt hole herpes, does anyone have any techniques to rid the itch??

  6. Dankuccino
    Dankuccino says:

    FAAAAAAART. i did that
    SNIF IT. i do that
    TaSTE iT. i like that
    JAR TO CATCH IT IN FOR LATER. i need that.

  7. Dankuccino
    Dankuccino says:

    and GERG to get rid off BUTTHOLE HERPES scientists said you have to SCRATCH it with an ostrich dick head and then shit while vomiting in your bumhole. do it for 2 hours…
    then you have to wait for evryone to go to sleep, cover yourself in vaseline and pretend you a slug for the next 5 hours

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