Win: A Forum Conflict Snowboard

We saved the best for last and today’s Vacation Week giveaway is a brand new Forum Conflict snowboard. We’ve decided to make things a little more difficult on you though. Did you read this week’s Gingervitus Guest Editor Edition with Pat Moore? Well, it was full of Ginger and Short jokes to inspire you. To enter, leave a comment on this post with your best Ginger joke, story or factoid. We want to be entertained, amused and offended, and Pat Moore’s favorite jab will win its author a Forum Conflict. Be sure to use your real email address so we can contact you when you win!

IT’S ALL OVER! AND PAT HAS CHOSEN THE FOLLOWING COMMENT AS HIS FAVORITE!

Enter the Conflict.

Pat Moore wouldn’t ride a board that couldn’t withstand the rigorous beatings they dish out daily. A straight-up camber board with a twin-like shape featuring the pop and power of Booter Boosters for big takeoffs and the shaved weight of Swinger’s Club for countless spins and stomped landings. If it works for Pat, then it’ll for sure work to your advantage. If you can’t do it, camber can!

– Profile: Camber
– Shape: Twin-Like
– Core: Super GnarLE
– Laminate: Light Triax
– Base: Formula
– Additional Tech
-Booter Boosters
-Swingers Club
– Flex 6

The winner will be chosen by Pat Moore from all received entries on Sunday, September 26. Good look and happy smack talking!

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95 replies
  1. 720boardshop
    720boardshop says:

    After their baby was born, a panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.

    ‘Doctor,’ the man said, ‘I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!!’

    ‘Nonsense,’ the doctor said’. ‘Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.’

    ‘It isn’t possible,’ the man insisted.’????? ?’This can’t be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.’

    ‘Well,’ said the doctor, ‘let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? ‘

    The man seemed a bit ashamed . ‘I’ve been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.’

    ‘Well, there you have it!’ The doctor said confidently. ‘It’s rust.’

  2. Jordan Enns
    Jordan Enns says:

    The opening sequence of Fuck It last year used lots of pyrotechnics. What they didn’t show was that they were actually just zoomed in on Pat Moore’s pubes. For some reason the FCC didn’t mind.

  3. ACE
    ACE says:

    Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. The redhead turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?”
    The other replies, “Oh sure I do.”
    The redhead asks, “What do you do about it?”
    The second old lady replies, “I suck a lifesaver.”
    After a few moments, the redhead asks, “Who drives you to the beach?”

  4. 720boardshop
    720boardshop says:

    A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?

    Give us the bad news first, the parents reply.

    Your baby has red hair, says the doctor.

    Well whats the good news ask the parents.

    Your baby is dead.

  5. tts
    tts says:

    There was a ginger kid who use to get made fun of, because of his red hair and freckles. One kid called him a freckle faced fuck and the ginger says, “god help me, i cannot take this anymore!” God came down, killed the ginger, and banished him to the underworld, because gingers lack a soul.

  6. leary
    leary says:

    A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?

    Give us the bad news first, the parents reply.

    Your baby has red hair, says the doctor.

    Well whats the good news asked the parents.

    It’s dead.

  7. Rawr
    Rawr says:

    Two gingers drove off a cliff in a SUV.

    The police called it “a terrible tragedy”, as the SUV could have seated 7.

  8. Jordan Enns
    Jordan Enns says:

    Ginger-bashing [jin-jer-bah-shing]
    verb
    1. The act of causing physical harm to anyone with red hair, solely for one’s own amusement.

  9. Rawr
    Rawr says:

    I got some more…

    What’s the difference between a ginger and a Styrofoam cup?
    Burning Styrofoam is bad for the earth.

    What’s the difference between a ginger and a freezer?
    A freezer doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it.

    What’s the difference between a ginger and roadkill?
    There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.

  10. Andrew
    Andrew says:

    What’s worse, being a ginger or having your period?…. Being a ginger because your red for more than a couple of days and you ALWAYS piss people off.

  11. Jeff
    Jeff says:

    There was a ginger guy using the self-checkout in Tesco earlier and the machine said “unexpected item in the bagging area”.

    Condoms.

  12. Olivia
    Olivia says:

    Obviously the most appropriate way to approach this serious daywalker situation is with this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM, which we all know is a lie.

    This is where I’m going to have to slam on my girl Colleen Quigley. All around bad ass snowboarder, but shit, she kept us waiting every morning to apply pounds of sunscreen to her delicate ginger face before we could go on hill. It didn’t just stop there though. We would all get lectured by her to keep applying sunscreen while on hill. Sorry to break it to ya Quigs, but not all of us have serious issues with the glowing sun. Compared to the freckle sprinkled face of Colleen, we all had glowing goggle tans instead of plastered white sunscreen faces.
    Looks like someone should invest in some Zinca so their freckle count doesn’t continue to increase!

  13. Daniel
    Daniel says:

    Q: What do gingers souls, leprechauns, unicorns and the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow have in common
    A: None of them exist

  14. Aaron Dobron
    Aaron Dobron says:

    I think people have a lot of questions about gingers, like where did they come from? how were they created? what is the point of them? and are there pubes really red too? These questions have baffled scientists for years and after no official answer I decided to check it out for myself. I searched the depths of the deepest oceans, climbed the highest of high mountains and the thickest of thick forests for any clues linking gingers to human beings. Yet nothing seemed to give me a link… it was hopeless. I had some ideas about where they came from and how they were created. According to ancient folk lore mixed with japanese ancestry charting diagrams it seemed as if gingers were created by non other then chuck norris ( who indeed is a fellow firecrotch) in the depths of a volcano. So i decided to check it out.. after visiting all of the volcanos in the world i saw no gingers being created. I moved on to the next question whats the point of them, after thinking long and hard, nothing came to mind. Maybe they came to our world just so we had something to laugh at or maybe to watch the one real, some what important, but not really, ginger kill it on a snowboard… Pat Moore. I pondered that thought for 40 days and 40 nights while perched on a mountain top until… fuck it. i couldnt take it anymore, even if i did find the answers people wouldnt give two shits or even a shit about gingers. Their just normal people with the misfortune of having red hair and sucking at everything.

    and as far as the red pubes go… im gonna leave that one for you to explore
    Just make sure you bring your oven mitts

  15. ZebraCakes
    ZebraCakes says:

    So when I was 17 my best friend set me up on this blind date. When I showed up and knocked on the door this huge old angry dude opened the door and stepped outside, closing the door behind him. He said he was her father and for about five minutes, which seemed like forever, he berated me about her strict curfew of 9PM and how he would hear about “any funny business” and could easily find me and hurt me if anything happened to his little girl. I was hoping this would all be worth it because honestly I was kind of scared shitless of this agro guy. So he finally lets me in and calls his daughter who comes into the room. In a wheelchair. So I introduce myself and realize my friend was just trying to get a jab at me. I decide I’m going to go on the date and make a good time out of it. We go outside and her dad watches as I help load her into the passenger seat, like I’m supposed to somehow not touch her during the process, and I put the wheelchair in the backseat and drive off. I ask her what she wants to do and she says go to the movies. That sounded like a non-awkward interaction so I headed to the $1.50 movie theater because, well, I’m not paying full price for half a bitch, right? So we get there and the whole time she’s parked in the isle next to me holding my hand and trying to make a move, it was uncomfortable. Finally the movie is over and it is 8 so I say well, there isn’t time for dinner so maybe we should just go home. She told me her dad had a boathouse down on the docks and it was only 20 minutes away and said she really wanted to go look at the water, and I figured what the hell why not, so we drove down there. When we got there and parked she just started bawling. Like, sobbing, heaving for air kind of crying. I ask her what was wrong and she said she knew she would never hear from me again, and this happens to her all the time, and that the blind dates are just a big joke friends play on one another. She said all she wanted was to make out with a guy and not feel so rejected. I felt like a shallow asshole, and it’s not like she was bad looking, so I thought I should give it a shot. Now, making out with a handicapped girl in a car isn’t super comfortable so we went inside the boathouse to lay down in the bed. One thing led to another and we ended up having sex. As soon as it was over I knew I made a huge mistake and was probably going to be mutilated by her dad or forced into a shotgun wedding or something. It was already 9:30 and it would be 10 by the time I got her home. I’m driving like a maniac trying to think of as many excuses as possible and my heart feels like it’s about to beat out of my chest and I can’t stop swallowing. When we get there I figure I can’t just leave her at the front door because then her dad will definitely track me down, so I push her up to the door like a man and she opens the door and I wheel her in, with her dad sitting right there on the couch in the living room watching baseball drinking. She says “I had a great night, thanks. I’m going to bed dad.” Then wheels herself into the other room. Her dad tells me to sit down on the couch and I try to go towards the door but he starts to stand up and says “No, sit down.” So I’m sitting there as he goes into the next room and I’m wondering if he is going to come back with a gun or a knife or something. He comes around the corner holding a beer and hands it to me and sits back down. This guy knows I’m only 17 and we sit there for a good 10 minutes in dead silence drinking our beer and watching this game. Finally I turned to him and said “Hey, so, not to be rude but you were a pretty threatening about her curfew when I picked her up, but now you’re being really cool, what’s the deal?” and he said “It’s because I like you. Most guys leave her at the boathouse.”

    Oh and she was a redhead.

  16. matt
    matt says:

    so you have to marry one, fuck one, kill one. Shaun White, Carrot Top, and Pat Moore.
    Suicide bombing for the greater good.

  17. ryan
    ryan says:

    Two red heads are hanging of a cliff and you have the strength to save both which one do u save?

    Neither who wants to save a red head

  18. NHdude
    NHdude says:

    Make no mistake: ginger kids are evil. You know who was ginger? Judas. And what did Judas do? Oh…, he just got Jesus killed, that’s all.

  19. theKman
    theKman says:

    We gingers are proud people! We are the noble descendants of great Americans like Ron Howard, and …others! We will not be discriminated against any longer, for we are a great race!

  20. throw some cheese on that bitch
    throw some cheese on that bitch says:

    Wait what, gingers are real. What’s their natuaral habit so I can catch a glimps of these daywalkers

  21. no way
    no way says:

    720boardshop has the highest rated comments? I guess hell just froze over…maybe gingers will start getting laid now.

  22. Kyleefff
    Kyleefff says:

    Question: Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger?
    Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist!

  23. Kyleefff
    Kyleefff says:

    Question: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
    Answer: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor

  24. Kyleefff
    Kyleefff says:

    Why is it when you try to talk and be nice to a ginger, all you get is “uh….. um…….. da…… uh…………”?

  25. turd ferg
    turd ferg says:

    Real question, where can you go get tested for gingervitus cause web m.d. had nothing on it.
    You can never be to safe

  26. jigglypuff4000
    jigglypuff4000 says:

    How come everyone is always hating on themthere fire-crotches, man?

    Because there are only 365 nights a year for Pat Moore to rock your world.

  27. deaner
    deaner says:

    A Russian, an American, and a Ginger were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!”
    The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”
    The Ginger said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!”
    The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian.
    To which the Ginger replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”

  28. Chaz
    Chaz says:

    Teacher: You seem to be exceedingly ignorant, Pat. Have you read Dickens?
    Pat: No, sir.
    Teacher: Have you read Shakespeare?
    Pat: No, sir.
    Teacher: Well, what have you read?
    Pat: Uhhh… I have red hair, sir.

  29. Shakabrah
    Shakabrah says:

    Earlier I said Peter line instead of pat moore. The explanation is that a ginger got into my phone and changed the name… Or maybe it was just autocorrect

  30. caleb flowers
    caleb flowers says:

    Everyone else is copying and pasting jokes this is a true story, happened to grampa. He worked for GM in detroit in the 50’s and he was ya know he was spending a lot of time inside the factories, soot and grease everywhere, and he went to get on the bus to ride home ,keep in mind in the fifties rascism was still very much a part of life, he went and sat down on the bus and the the bus driver says to him … BOY you gotta sit in the back of the bus. my grampa says why do i have to sit in the back of the bus? Driver says, cause your a black man with no pigment. my grampa says what? driver says your either black or albino or both and you gotta sit in the back regardless. My grampa says, black or albino? Im not black or albino? driver says, your not? grampa says no. Driver says well then what are ya. gramps says I’m a ginger. drivers says your a ginger? gramps says yeah. driver says, then you can’t ride the bus.

  31. pbr runs through my veins
    pbr runs through my veins says:

    i have a ginger story to tell,
    well were do i start with our ginger friend? first off hes ginger but off course he says hes not. well a few months back are ginger buddy is down on his luck with the ladies, so we decide to go up to a local college town to find some hot and sloppy ladies for our friend, so he can get out of his funk. well here comes the crazy part, our ginger buddy finds a lucky lady to take home. so he takes her home to his cousins bed to get it in.well as hes all happy that his dry spell is over he jumps right in.well heres when the story gets interesting.Beind all excited and drunk he gets it in and passes out. when he awakes” witch is from the police” he finds blood all over the floor and the cops are everywhere.The cops tell him the girl had almost bleed to death in the house and she is on her way to the hospital for emergency surgery.THe next day he goes and visits the hospital meeting her for the second time ever. he asked how did this happened? she said you stuck me with your ginger prick and then passed out. So our groups ginger “ginger prick” almost killed a girl with his little guy. TRUE STORY

  32. c-bird
    c-bird says:

    A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child…
    “Well, my dear, there’s good news and bad news. We’ve run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair.”
    “Oh no!” she replies, “what’s the good news?”
    The Doctor replies, “it’s dead.”

  33. pray4snow
    pray4snow says:

    I just read an article on sciencedaily.com that said in approximately 70 years there will be no newborn children born with red hair (gingers). See even mother nature hates them.

  34. Chandler Haberlack
    Chandler Haberlack says:

    My sister is a ginger… anyway..
    whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
    at least a brick gets laid. lololol

  35. Chandler
    Chandler says:

    wait someone already took mine.
    how do you start an arguement with a ginger?
    say something

    how many gingers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    none they prefer to sit in the dark

    what do gingers miss most about great parties?
    the invites. hahaha

  36. Gerry Mendoza
    Gerry Mendoza says:

    Recently while working in a Resort gift shop with Pete, a redhead, a red-haired lady walks in the shop and instantly her head is about to explode at the fact that their two red heads in the room.
    She marches up to me and declares “Is this not amazing!” Pardon Miss? I say. “Being in the room with the two of us…Is it like seeing two unicorns.” I give Pete the “You’re a unicorn?” look. All the while thinking I have grey-hair, do you think I’m Benjamin Button. We joked around and Pete was made to look like a God. After that I Pledged my allegiance to him on the condition that he give out free Pony rides.

  37. Ryan Conway
    Ryan Conway says:

    The other day in class my professor was talking about genes and how if our classroom was the eintire world and half the ceiling fell in and killed all the gingers there would never be another ginger again. She then went on to point out, “Oh theres one right there!” along with pointing out two more gingers which were all on the side of the room that she thought the ceiling would fall on. Most of the kids were cracking up super hard but the 3 gingers were just like what the fuck! She then went on to say “huh, maybe it will fall in.” HA!

  38. butt
    butt says:

    Pat, I’d be scared for you (being on fire and all), but you eat enough shit in the snow that I trust you’re safe.

  39. sarah morrison
    sarah morrison says:

    I want to win the snowboard just cause I lost the shayboarder hunt. Oh wait someone else already won AGAIN.

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