Gingervitus: Mt. Hood Fashion Dos and Don’ts

Snowboarding these days is as much about “having the look” as it is about actual skill, or so I’ve heard from industry types. Some of it is functional; most of it’s not. Summer camp is the perfect place to try out that new fashion piece you’ve been debating the last few weeks. Think rolled up pants- even the dumbest looking and least functional style can catch on up here. Some of the styles that have emerged on Mt. Hood are like snowboard fashion STD’s- we hope most of them go away with time, but some of them stay with us forever.


Do.

Who doesn’t love rainbows and a crafty lady with a sewing needle? The only thing that could make this hoodie better is if it had a double rainbow.

Don’t.

Hey Ladies! Check out how small my weiner looks in this spandex!

Don’t.

Wear your PJ pants on-hill, or anywhere outside your bedroom for that matter.

Do.

Even your eyeballs can get sunburned on Mt. Hood during the summer and mountaineering shades sting considerably less than sunscreen.

Do.

Who gives a shit if your outfit doesn’t go together at all or makes no sense functionally, right? If you look good you feel good.

Do.

Like pizza and protecting your eyeballs? Don’t have the cash for mountaineering shades? Castro has the solution.

Do.

A panama style hat provides copious amounts of shade for your face as an extremely functional accessory for protecting against future skin cancer. For good measure Bundy threw in the full facemask, which as an added bonus I’m sure scares campers away quite nicely.

Don’t.

I wonder if he’s wearing a cup too.

Do.

Dress like your Grandma. One day you’ll realize she is much cooler than you.

Don’t.

Wear shorts and mittens together. It sends mixed messages to your sweat glands.

Don’t.

Sew a midsection into your favorite hoodie, unless of course you’re pregnant.

Don’t

stop vacationing, ever.

17 replies
  1. nigga stole my bike
    nigga stole my bike says:

    fitting clothes are the new skinny pants, hopefully keystone will catch on this year

  2. nobody
    nobody says:

    umm, did vice invent “Do’s and Don’ts”? pretty sure its been around a while, ‘stern but fair earl’ and ‘don’t’.

  3. CHUUCH
    CHUUCH says:

    Yobeat is fucking gay. All HCSC trendy fags need to leave govy and go back to the fucking California. CHUUCH

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