Story Time with Uncle Russ Russ: Euro Ones Ups Part II

In Part I of Russell Winfield’s second story from the past we headed back to “Euroland” for more fun, excitement and complete debauchery. Back at the famed Cowboy Bar Russ and his buddy had made a bet that would leave them both naked in public at some point during the night. While his friend had already terrorized a French couple with a swinging dick performance the ball was now in Russ’ court, and there was no way he was going to lose. Part II starts now…

It was starting to get late and I was WASTED! It must have been about 12:30AM and some people were going to the disco on the other side of town. Once we got in to the disco I noticed a stage! BINGO! Strip show time! OH YEA! Well it didn’t take me long to get up on the stage and start getting to the nakey dance! I don’t think too many people knew what I was doing at first but after a few articles of clothing were spiked on the ground I think I had pretty much everyones attention! Yes, I did get all the way down to the good o’l birthday suit! People were whistling and laughin’ but I didn’t care, I had taken care of my side of the bet. During the whole strip show I had my eye on one very, very, very good lookin’ French girl. Once I got my clothes on I walked right up to her and asked her if she wanted to leave. She smiled and said yes! When we got back to her hotel we were in front of her door makin’ out and I took her shirt off. Oh My God, I had never seen anything so perfect. Full Playboy style. I still to this day remember the color of her bra. Staring at those things sobered me right up! Seeing as though I was only 19 at the time I had no idea what I had gotten into, so I took off running and laughing all the way back to the bar. When I got back to the bar DR looked at me and asked me why I was back. All I could reply was, “Tits in the hall. Tits in the hall!”

Now fellas. the only way you can use this technique to pick up women in Euroland is if you have a decent body and a decent sized…

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  1. Rossarita
    Rossarita says:

    I like the fact that out of the twenty votes every single one was for “he should have had sex with the french girl.”

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