Jussi Oksanen Defeats the Rumorator

Our Wisconsin correspondent Rumorator von Rumorstein finally managed to divulge the full details of his fateful table tennis match with Jussi Oksanen at Moda3 last weekend. As many of the pundits predicted, Jussi, with his European reflexes and years of ping pong training,  emerged victorious over the chain smoking kid with the lisp. In fact, from this video it seems he wasn’t even able to score a point. But over on his blog, RvR drops a scandalous tid bit of a potential cover up by Oksanen’s management. Was the match rigged? Well, you’ll have to go read RvR’s post to find out.

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    any dude that takes a seat behind the endline like billyburton did shouldn’t get to speak on pingpong