It’s been awhile since we’ve heard from Todd, but he’s back with vengeance people. So buckle up and read on as Todd dishes out some serious hate towards BP’s CEO and all sorts of things. Get wicked, express yourself and remember, if Todd’s correct, God hates you.
When I say “BP Oil Spill” what comes to mind?
A baseball bat, a pair of hedge clippers,and some duck-tape, oh and chocolate chip cookies. The cookies are for me though. The rest is for the CEO of British Petroleum.
In terms of punishment, what should happen to the CEO of BP?
Honey on the testicles and then a bunch of red ants. Either that or he has to spin a big arrow that says, “sorry” for the rest of his life in downtown New Orleans.
Would you rather be a pelican covered in oil or a fish covered in oil?
Well, I would think a fish, because I could possibly escape the black death. A bird, on the other hand, is pretty fucked. I don’t know how we can make this shit funny. It’s just so stupid. Anyhow, I would funnel white hot BBs into that CEO’s pee hole no problem.
Do you think God hates Louisiana, and what will their next disaster be?
I think God hates everything. He is an equal opportunity hater. I just think that Louisiana is like the Walmart of smiting for him. One stop smiting center. Gets em all in one swoop.
What is your advice to Obama for how to handle the situation?
Distract everyone with a war against North Korea! Yeah that ought to do it. Maybe play one on one with Lebron James? Fuck man, I really wanted to believe that Obama was going to do something different, make a difference, fuck he’s just as bad as the dumb fuck cowboy.