Thursday Timewasters


Weird week: fat people have officially blended the gender lines, Best Buy employees are the funniest people ever and Twitter might get you a blowjob.


Diamond Donny doesn’t touch the anger, stupidity or health/kick-ass awareness of this southern beauty. Oh, also, don’t miss out on the fact that this is a woman. CLICK HERE for a direct link to the youtube video.

Feeling really badly about your health, American Citizens or humanity in general? Yeah, that video has an astounding effect. Click HERE for a workout routine straight from Hollywood. In fact, it’s what Brad Pitt used to get all strong-like for Fight Club. Don’t forget folks, it’s beach season…


Ok so the iphone4 comes out. Then it sucks. Then all these other phones kick its ass anyway. Now you’re caught up. So this hilarious nerd guy from Best Buy ends up making this great little online video about how stupid people are for buying the iphone4 and why the iphone4 sucks so much. But that’s not even the best part. Rumor is he got fired from Best Buy after the video went viral, because, well, no on is sure why.


Think you’re bad at skateboarding now? Imagine how bad you would be at skating on “the world’s largest skateboard.”

I hear that soccer is “cool” in the snowboard community, so I’m sure the World Cup shout out perked plenty of interest. Well, perk up something else and befriend Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden ASAP. This lovely cum-dumpster (with the help of a few friends) have agreed to give wet, hot, sloppy blowjobs to all of her Twitter followers if the Netherlands could pull off a World Cup Championship–or whatever they call it. The world cup may be over, but who knows what she’ll offer up next! CLICK HERE FOR MORE.

3 replies
  1. 720boardshop
    720boardshop says:

    I’m confused, what martial arts “form” or whatever did that pork ball learn those sick moves? and I know she said her home town but did she mention her address or phone number? Don’t Judge me, I just kinda got a thing for girls in bandanas!

  2. Jimbo
    Jimbo says:

    She studied at “Fat-ass-bitches-will-punch-you-in-the-balls-then-eat-your-firstborn” dojo. I think my sister went there…

  3. balboa
    balboa says:

    i honestly thought she was a 12 year old fat ass boy.

    best time wasters yet.
    i’m getting a twitter and a fucking htc evo

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