Last week, the downstairs bathroom in the base lodge at Snow Basin, UT became second nicest place I’ve ever taken a crap.Â It’s typically never fun to stop and have the runs when your out taking them – but I’d argue that the gold-plated toilet bowl plumbing, solid floor-to-ceiling-cherry-wood bathroom stall doors and the decorative wall sconces made the experience a pleasure.
The marble acoustics of the stall made me feel like I was farting in my own little Carnegie Hall, and the impeccably clean seats made me feel guilty for even considering building a toilet paper sitting nest.Â After I’d done my deed, I half expected to look down and find that I had laid a Cadbury egg (I hadn’t.)Â All in all, it was just about the best shitty experience I’ve ever had.
Had I not water-pooped while snorkeling in Hawaii this fall, the Snow Basin bathroom would have been top of my list.
FYI, the mountain is pretty awesome as well.
I would have licked this sink.
My momentary throne.
It’s a good sign when the fountain on the way in is made of Gold