I’m usually not into asking for much, apart from free stickers and maybe the occasional cigarette every 20 minutes, but these YoBeat wish lists are for the greater good. These are not things I need, they are things snowboarding needs. Sure I’ll benefit a little bit, but you know what they say, “A rising tide lifts all boats” or as you said last year when I saw you outside the mall, “If I keep the windows locked and up, everyone is getting high.” Though I don’t know if that is a fitting metaphor.Â â€¨â€¨Anyways here’s I could use this year:
Outerwear with fewer zany prints but stronger themes like cowboy, dog-sled racer, and sexy nurse.
Snowboarders to stop thinking they are skateboarders. Skateboarders to stop thinking they are rappers. YoBeat writers to stop thinking they are snowboarders.
Mandatory Crooked Cops and Japan Airs in all slopestyle events.
https://yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rvrsantabig.jpg382555Gregory Frankhttps://yobeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/logo-2.pngGregory Frank2009-12-19 11:00:152009-12-18 18:03:58Dear Santa: A Letter from the Rumorator