Todd: Yes, I do believe that aliens exist. We would be really stupid to think in the infinite expanse of space that we are the only ones that think Audi’s are sweet.
2) Do you think little green men are flying around the midwest handing out anal punishment?
Todd: Well, how come this stuff never gets reported in San Francisco or west Hollywood? I think it happens there more frequently. Dudes gettin’ probed there nightly.
3) Would you take an anal probe to meet actual extraterrestrial life forms?
Todd: Is this some kind of Carl Sagan would you rather scenario ? I think I would take one for the team. By team I mean the human race. God I hope they aren’t the Alien type of aliens! Those things look like they would tear your ass into fucking origami fireworks.
4) If aliens were to contact us do you think Will Smith would kill them all?
Todd: Dude, who knows, they might all be dead already. All that anal probing going on. Fuckers probably all died of herpes or gonorrhea already.
5) Would you rather be probed by E.T.’s lightbulb finger? The Aliens extra mouth? Or the tongue of the Predator?
Todd: I will go with E.T.’s finger. I think it might be sweet to see it light up in your tummy from the outside. I hope he lets me say ouch.