Snowboarding is a total pussy sport. But you know what isn’t a pussy sport? Fighting. So here at YoBeat we decided to pit some snowboard-types against each other in a battle of brawn each month (or however often we get a new fight together.) First up, two former pros turned industry dudes: Sean Tedore vs. Robbie Sell. Before we get down to the action though, we checked in with some experts to see who might come out on top in this match up.
Tedore. Robbie’s a little more spindly. Tedore used to date a personal trainer. I think he’s kinda pumped up–Jen Sherowski
Robbie would definitely win, because he would play dirty. He would start biting.–Scotty Wittlake
I am going to pick Tedore cause he would hit you his iPhone. He probably has an app for beating people up. — Cory Grove
Maybe Robbie. He might stab Tedore because he is into weapons- Nick Dirks
They’re both skinny, but I think Tedore would win because he’s a little feisty one. Actually no he wouldn’t win, because he would be looking at his reflection in the mirror checking out how his hair looks.–Leanne Pelosi
Oh well Tedore has that fucked knee, and Robbie is kind of skinny artsy. Hmmmm. I will go with Robbie.- Todd Richards
Sean would win. Robbie would think too much, and by the time he had his game plan set, Tedore would have knocked him out! And he’d probably try to set up some flashes so he could take some action photos too.–Lance Hakker
It’s a GREAT match up. They seem like they could get pissed, but once they hit the other one once really good they’d feel so bad they’d, go in for the hug…. and the other guy that got hit would let them for a second and then push them off… holding their beaten parts, hunched in sadness… — Mikey Leblanc
I lived with both those guys a few years ago. Sean Tedore used to straighten his hair, so I could picture Tedore pulling out a hair straightener and burning Robbie with it. Plus, Robbie could not beat up a single person on earth. It’s true. — Preston Strout
I don’t know Sell very well, but Tedore isn’t very tough. I’d say Janna Meyen can take them both- Peter Line
I think Robbie Sell has more grit and would fight to the death with Tedore.Â I think it would be a good fight, Sean is pretty scrappy (he learned that from Winston his bulldog) However, Robbie has more experience and it would probably help in the endurance department.Â Getting all fight formal, I think it would go 6 rounds and end an a TKO. Robbie Sell’s arm would be raised in victory. Don’t fuck with Mr. Burns.–Dave Appel
Enough beating around the bush. Let’s check out what went down.