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Nationals vs. Nationals

by Brooke Geery

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Steve Crampton, admitted pipe junkie placed better in slopestyle then in halfpipe at the USASA Nationals. I dare you to explain that one.

Ahh, March, the fine month in which every snowboard organization holds their National Championships. This year, as a special treat, both USSA and USASA chose to hold their events on the East Coast, and I got to experience both, only one week apart. Now I'm pretty tired of thinking about these events, but I'm going to put all that aside in order to to determine, in an unbiased manner, which of the two events is cooler.

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Colin Langlois not only got above the lip at the USSA Nationals, but Ross Powers gave him a haircut there as well.

  USSA Nationals USASA Nationals
Dates March 20-23
Advantage: USSA (The early bird catches the worm, and the leftover US Open competitors)
March 29- April 1
Location Okemo, VT
Advantage: tie
Waterville Valley, NH
Advantage: tie(The 603 will fight me if they lose this one)
Weather Sunny for the GS and Slalom, ominous clouds during the halfpipe and boardercross, but remained relatively warm.
Advantage: USSA
Rain, hail, sleet and snow, biting cold, but it was sunny and warm for the GS.
Length 4 days, but only two that needed attendence, halfpipe and boardercross. Everyday was over by 4:00.
Adantage: USSA
4 days, with every discipline on everyday. Average day ended at 5:30.
Course Conditions The halfpipe was more than head high.
Advantage: USSA
Obviously effected by the rain and warm weather.
Disciplines Slalom, GS, Halfpipe and Boardercross Slopestyle, Halfpipe, GS, Boardercross and Slalom.
Advantage: USASA
Age Groups Pro Event: No age groups.
Adavantage: USSA (a time saving issue more than anything)
Every age group from under 10 to 70+
Average Competitors Anyone who didn't have somewhere better to be after the US Open, and anyone one in contention for the truck.
Advantage: USSA
Academy kids whose parents really want them to make it.
Prize Money $1700 for first place in every event, and a truck for the overall tour champion, not to mention the glory of a pro national title.
Advantage: USSA
$100 less than the entry fee for first in the open class, cheesy plastic medals and the glory of a pro national title for everyone else.
Nightlife A Snowboarder Magazine/Burton party that wrecked a condo and raged from 2 in the afternoon until the wee hours of the morning.
Adavantage: USSA
Some underage dance clubs, and a lot of early bedtimes.
Night time highlight Karla Gembarowski's table dance and a potato gun. Got me, I had better things to do then go out, like watch TV.
Advantage: USASA (I like TV, okay?)
Amount of Alcohol consumed per day Too much to count, I mean, Pat Bridges was there. I think some of the 15-16 age group was doing shots in the woods.
Advantage: USASA (drinking is bad, unless you're underage, then it's cool.)
Best Trick Tommy Czechin's almost stomped 1080. Some kid on a Salomon's 10 foot mctwists to deck.
Advantage: USASA
Biggest Name Ross Powers was there, but he didn't ride because he didn't want to fail the drug test.
Advantage: USSA (Kyle is only exciting if Mark Sullivan is there to heckle him.)
Kyle Clancy and Danny Kass.
Announcers Mark Sullivan and Pat Bridges, with help from friends.
Advantage: USSA
The kid that does the Boarderfests.
The Response No feedback received what-so-ever on coverage. Tons of angry letters, a thread on the Transworld message boards, and some very upset parents.
Advantage: USASA

Final Score: USSA 11 vs. USASA 6

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