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Obligatory Mt. Hood Coverage 2008: Gov'y Meltdown
Austin Sweetin is the worst Interview ever: Yobeat's pirate journalist Reports
Best Week Ever: Sarah Morrison's Action Packed Life. I went through and divided these up by years, so you can look back with ease. May I suggest 2005, 2006, 2007, or maybe 2008.
Trade Show Season: First Stop San Deigo!
Quit F-ing Stealing: Do I really need to tell you why?
Sarah and Brooke go to Dunkin Donuts: Who said this site has forgotten about the east coast?
Seperated at Birth: Shaun White's Twin. Spooky.
How to Make a Two Foot Quaterpipe: Cause everyone needs their own mini skatepark.
Crushing Kid's (parent's) Dreams: This might be mean, but I can't not make fun of this latest trend.
About a Son: Brooke gets all sentimental reviewing the soundtrack to a movie about Kurt Cobain.
Us Open 2007 Slopestyle: All four ones, the Yobeat exclusive.
Brooke went to Japan: See for yourself
Geeks Rule!: Yobeat infiltrates the Winter X Games to bring this ridiculously late coverage of the pipe finals.
Get Emo The always clever Brian Derosia reviews the new Aqueduct and Menomena. See, you don't need myspace to learn about music.
Better Late Than Never: Mt. Hood Meadows opening day weekend.
Yobeat's '07 Trend Report: You heard it here first. 2007 Will be the best year for storage ever.
Eesa World Tour: Part 2: SLC to RNO. Eesa treks across the desert.
Eesa World Tour: Part 1: VT to SLC. Road Trip!
Rekkid Review 2: The Lost Role Models are from CA, but Hoyle says they sound like they are from the midwest. Read the whole review.
Rekkid Review: Our resident Hip Hop expert weighs in on the new Cut Chemist. The jury is still out if he even listened to it.
Total Winners: We picked packs for these pickled (?) dudes
Kitchen Conversations #2: Regressing away from keeping it real.
The 2006 US Open: Making the best of the US Open without alcohol, Yobeat reports on the announcing alone.
The US Open Drinking Game: Putting the fun back in the Open.
Dear
Yo Beat Magazine: Our reader inspired/produced column. And you don't think we get interesting letters.
Pick a Pack: The only thing hotter than these backpacks is the Da Kine Skate team manager.
Holy Oly: Majorly blowing it at the Northwest's anti-event.
Creager v Haslam: One year later the grudge continues and perhaps will be settled at this year's Tampa Pro.
Hannah Teter Superstar: US Women claim HP gold and silver.
White Gold: Flying tomato takes the cake in Torino.
Xtreme Games '06 Yobeat’s exclusive coverage of the 2006 Winter X Games, live from Rutland, VT.
Fashion over Function: Deconstructing the US Snowboard Team's Uniforms
EesaMania: Lifestyle Performance Clothing. Two really cool dudes bring a new clothing company to the snowboard industry. First On…Last Off, first-layer inspiration and much more.
East Coast Invitational: Skillful snowboarders sliding rails, gangsters with long jackets, brisk brewskis, and even haggard strippers; all taking place in Massawachusetts.
Center City Shredding: People wearing snowboard clothes in downtown Burlington look almost as retarded as frat boys. Tessa reports.
Smell the Glove Video Premier: Grenade pulls the pin and retards riot all over Burlington.
Where Are They Now: Snowboarding's former elite, from Yobeat to car dealerships and jazz musicians.
The Rutland Bar Tour IV: Who says one
summer isn't big enough for two of 'em? And Bridges was there.
Best Month Ever: It's July and that
means one thing: The best May ever!
Chicagoverated: Despite what you've
heard, extremeness and art don't always mix.
Ice Skating: The new hotness in
skateboarding hails from the arctic.
Best Month Ever: April, cheah?! We
don't mess around.
Third Annual Rutland Bar Tour: A
drunken evening in Rutvegas.
Radical Video Premiere: "Deadicated"-
Pardon the Grateful Dead reference in the title, it is from Vermont.
Kissing Bridge Sucks: A local overview of another one of them east coast ski
joints.
Best Month Ever: March
may raise the bar for the months to come.
Britney and Kevin: The Chaotic
premiere creates a new excuse to consume alcohol.
Best Month Ever: February gives
January a run for its money.
The History of Skateboarding: Rollerbladers might have invented it as a joke but it may be the most
fashionable sport yet.
Spring Get-Loaded: Killington's almost legendary
event fails to attract real pros, but brings in some reality TV stars.
US Open 2005: Tessa treks to Stratton and
relives the glory of Yobeat being underage.
Pre-emptive Strike Apology: Never
feel bad for your drunkenness again.
Best Month Ever: Brooke's best
January ever.
Emo Bragging Rights: Hipster bragging
contest rejoinders.
No Boyfriends on a Powder Day: Codependency is crappy. Pow is a priority.
Sideways and Upside Down: A Yobeat
Movie Review from the lifesteez editor who just wasted two more hours of his
life
Jesus Shreds: What would Jesus do? He
would rip!
Nick and Sarah: Yobeat's political
pundits sound off of the current state of the world.
Emo Welfare: It's expensive to be emo.
Find out how you can help.
Aspen Extreme: A small snowboard contest
in Aspen is not the subject of this story.
Shoppers Strike Back: Kevin's
hatred for record store clerks materializes into a scathing top ten list. Go to
it.
HCSC Wants You!: This is a press
release and normally I wouldn't publish it, but it made me laugh.
The First Time: Yo Beat's new awesome
department reports on the wonders of wine coolers and loin cloths.
The Story of the
Blue Lodge: We take a walk down memory lane at the social event of the
season.
Random Video Reviews: Some random thoughts about
a a few snowboard videos and a skateboard video.
Oops. I Just Wrote an Emo Song: How to
amaze and astonish you friends.
A Record
Store Review and Life Examination: Music is so last year.
How to get Back into Skateboarding: Kevin spells out what its like to get showed
up by a girl.
The
2004 Banked Slalom/Yo Beat reunion tour: I'm the only person who
could turn a story about a legendary contest into a tale of my exciting life.
Pretty
Good for a book or Two: An always insightful review of snowboarding
pioneer's literary prowess.
The
Art of the Skateshop Stop-by: Perfecting the science of lurking.
Go
Big and Get Laid: We review Grind, and realize why skater guys are
so darn dreamy.
Get
Primed: thePrime store opens in the U District and Nicholas is
there to run down all the action.
Metal
Mania: Grenerds take it to the streets of Portland at the Red Bull
Heavy Metal Challenge.
The
Levels of Pro Snowboarding: Typecasting people is fun.
I
Wanna be a Boarder: The song that will be in every video next
year.
The
Authoritative Guide to Living in Glacier: Personal mocking of all
my friends.
Night
Reflections: Friends, fun and artificial light at Mt. Seymour.
Please Wear Tighter Costumes: How snowboarding pales in comparison to football.
If
it Were Easy, it'd be Called Snowboarding: And other reasons not to
take up telemarking.
Kitchen Conversations: Is pro snowboarding dying, dead, or alive and well?
Things
that have shown up in the mail: We review Afterbang, 411Snow #4 and Ultimate Snowboarding.
The
2004 Banked Slalom/Yo Beat reunion tour: I'm the only person who
could turn a story about a legendary contest into a tale of my exciting life.
Pretty
Good for a book or Two: An always insightful review of snowboarding
pioneer's literary prowess.
The
Art of the Skateshop Stop-by: Perfecting the science of lurking.
Go
Big and Get Laid: We review Grind, and realize why skater guys are
so darn dreamy.
Get
Primed: thePrime store opens in the U District and Nicholas is
there to run down all the action.
Metal
Mania: Grenerds take it to the streets of Portland at the Red Bull
Heavy Metal Challenge.
The
Levels of Pro Snowboarding: Typecasting people is fun.
I
Wanna be a Boarder: The song that will be in every video next
year.
The
Authoritative Guide to Living in Glacier: Personal mocking of all
my friends.
Night
Reflections: Friends, fun and artificial light at Mt. Seymour.
Please Wear Tighter Costumes: How snowboarding pales in comparison to football.
If
it Were Easy, it'd be Called Snowboarding: And other reasons not to
take up telemarking.
Kitchen Conversations:
Is pro snowboarding dying, dead, or alive and well?
Things
that have shown up in the mail:
We review Afterbang, 411Snow #4 and Ultimate Snowboarding.
Event
Hype:
Grenades and fires at Burlington Drive-in.
Crushed:
We review Blue Crush and reassess how to spend free time.
Obligatory
Mt. Hood Coverage 2002: Hood's over, but relive the dream here.
The
Great Rutland Bar Tour: A distorted vision by Rachel Cotton.
The
Great Rutland Bar Tour: Leg two commences under
underage supervision.
Director
of Homeland Security speaks out on Burton: Enron,
Worldcom, is the big B next?
The Yo Beat Straight Across the
Middle Skateboard Tour: 1 car, 4180 miles, 8 state capitols and 1 fullpipe.
Check out the Gallery.
How to Get Free Product: Being a product whore
has never been easier.
Keeping it real, or something: Leading coolness
authority Al Engelhart reports on the current state of snowboarding.
A Renewed Interest in
Skateboarding: True story. by Rachel Cotton
Windows Down, Doors Open: And
you thought you hated Mike Vallely before. Drive will prove you wrong.
US Open #20: Live vicariously through
1600 words.
Why Photographers
Wake Up: In search of
the illustrious indy.
Vilification:
Updated 3.10.02. Courtesy of Dan Bickerstaffe.
The Making of: White Lightning:
With filmmaker Mark McGarry.
The History of
Snowboard Zines: Yo Beat's most researched story, ever.
Snowboard Parks' Pact with the Devil: Another
downfall of snowboarding.
How to Get Free Product: Being
a product whore has never been easier.
Keeping it
real, or something: Leading coolness authority Al Engelhart reports on the
current sate of snowboarding.
A Renewed
Interest in Skateboarding: True story. by Rachel Cotton
Windows Down,
Doors Open: And you thought you hated Mike Vallely before. Drive will prove you
wrong.
US Open #20: Live
vicariously through 1600 words.
Why Photographers
Wake Up: In search of
the illustrious indy.
Vilification:
Updated 3.10.02. Courtesy of Dan Bickerstaffe.
The Making
of: White Lightning: With filmmaker Mark McGarry.
The History of
Snowboard Zines: Yo Beat's most researched story, ever.
Snowboard Parks'
Pact with the Devil: Another downfall of snowboarding.
MIA at SIA: Veg-ass
proves itself, once again.
The 2002 LBS: How
to be a good journalist at the Banked Slalom.
Journal Excerpts: The
ones about Winter. -RC
The Olympic Rant:
Hey, we had one four years ago.
Vermont is for
Skateboarders: An indoor park in Burlington. What will they think of next?
Ticos, Imperial and
Spanglish: Welcome to Costa Rica.
The Blue
Lodge: Where are they now?: It may be a little premature, but what the hell!
Space Odyssey: Bendini
Productions premieres its latest.
Degrassi:The
Next Generation: It's back, and better than ever.
The Us Open: Written
in August, this proves that I know absolutely nothing about snowboarding. It's a wonderful
feeling. by Rachel Cotton
Yo Beat Midwest
Skateboard Tour: 3465 miles, one shop team, and a midwest that starts in
Eastern Washington.
Obligatory Mt. Hood
Coverage 2001: Experience the power of a new snowboard during the summer.
The Dry
Erase Skateboard: New innovations in skatepark hooching.
A Simple Guide to
Living in Bellingham: Only funny if it is about you.
Life Behind the Iron
Curtain: Yo Beat's War correspondent David S. Bobolay reports.
Got Drunk, Went to
Oregon to find Heckler and got Drunk Again: Yeah.
Vilification:
Updated 05.17.01. The Blue Lodge disappears behind the Iron Curtain. More.
Slam City Jam 2001:
Being some one is important, as we learn at BC's premiere skate contest.
Kids in
Burlington Suck: A trip to the new Burlington, WA skatepark.
The THAT'S TOO BAD
FILES: You'll see.
Sunapee's Last
Call: The sickest of all the March E.C.Q.P. contests.
Rider Bios: Our
new M.O. Gabe Taylor is hot.
Road Trip: An old story
about an old trip. Still entertaining.
Yo Beat Picture Book Club: We
review Transitions and Exits. It's okay to read cause it's all pictures.
The Stringer Reports: Installment
1: Snow Summit, CA.
Winter X-Games 2001: The
Red Guardian reports on the X-perience.
The Legendary Banked Slalom: History
was made, Yo Beat reports poorly.
Killington Goes Super: Superpipe
aside, new snow makes for good freeriding, but this story isn't about that.
Conspiracy Theory: This
time it's personal.
The Yo Beat West Coast Skate Tour:
1 car, 740 Miles, 0 pros and 50 kids who think they're Muska.
There's a lump in my boot: A
disturbing tale of an evil pussy and one man's first time.
Props: Giving thanks is cool,
here are ours.
Pro Skater 2: The
ultimate cheater's guide.
Y2K Snowboard Videos: A
brief review of how to rot your mind until it snows.
Alphanumerics: A letter
from a "real" extreme sports journalist.
ACG Indoor: Snow in LA.
What will they think of next?
The Downfall of a Dot Com: Bluetorch
bites the dust. Now with photos!
The Wildcats' Revenge: The
greeks fight back.
The Stimilon Motocross Challenge and
Hessian Session: Jolly Rodger in NH.
What I Do Every Day:: I’m
so boring. Also, suggestions of office chair rebellion.
by Rachel
Things that I Think are Lame: A
heartfelt list of everything that needs to stop now.
Fun with Animation: These computer
things are really amazing. See animations of Gabe Taylor
& Brian Richardson.
Obligatory (not so Good) Mt. Hood
Coverage 2000: Yo Beat was there, find out how you can be too.
Another Luke Wynen Interview: Don't
worry, we're using the same photos.
May 25, 2000 EQX Games 2000: Warm
weather, alternative rock and snowboarding.
May 12, 2000 Ride The White Heat: You
missed the premiere, but read about it, and the review.
May 8, 2000 Aye Matey: Skater
Island is finally done. Exclusive photos and more.
April 30, 2000 The Yo Beat East Coast
Skateboard Tour: One car, one pro, 1,400 miles.
Global Warming = No Fun: As
a snowboarder, you should care about the current state of the world. Here's why.
Snowboard Marketing Gone Bad : Ever wonder where those really lame ads come
from? Cavan is on it.
April 1, 2000 Nationals vs. Nationals:
Find out which one wins, or loses.
When Did Snowboarding Become Cool:
Ur13 reports.
Backcountry Snowboarding Adventures in the
Yukon Territory: A little dream story for the end of the season.
March 20, 2000: The 2000 US Open: Our
not-so-comprehensive coverage. by Brooke Geery.
March 13, 2000: The World Quarterpipe
Championships: Wecome to the East Coast QP Season.
March 8, 2000: Vegas, Baby: And
this time I'm not talking about Rut or Manch.
March 6, 2000: Mt. Sunapee Throws Down:
Shane Flood and others rock a QP.
Ridin' Pow with the Urban Ghetto kids:
A super dope day at Sunday River.
Want a car?: Check out the
ultimate snowboard ride.
Mtn. Creek: Looks like
Jersey, Smells like Jersey, it is Jersey. By ur13.
February 6, 2000: The X Games: Fear
and Loathing at Mt. Snow.
The NH Conspiracy: Or
maybe not, you decide.
Oh Canada: A special day
for Lakeridge, Ont. Geof Harries reports.
Brooklyn, VT:
Killington goes more ghetto than it already was.
Blanks 77 Interview: They're a
punk band, punk is cool, right?
10 Reasons Snowboarding is Stupid: As said by a
very bitter, injured BMXer.
How to Build an Early Season Kicker:
Essential knowledge for this time of year.
Shit for Sale: A
list of used equiptment, all at reasonable prices.
Frost Boarding: The
new extreme with Preston Strout.
Killington: Opening Day: Where
the Jersey kids at?
Chairlift Games: Reverse the Questions.
Burn Jersey, Burn: Arson strikes Mt.
Creek.
campCARE Snowboard Camps:
The official charity of Yo Beat.
On it: Photos from Waterville
Valley's Jib Fest '99.
CD Reviews: 8mm: the sountrack , Noothgrush:
Erode the Person / Grief: Miserably Ever After, Dahmer: Dahmerized, Submission
Hold: Waiting for Another Monkey to Throw the Fist Brick, Nine Inch Nails: Fragile , Jello Biafra: If
Evolution Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Evolve.
1999 Snowboard Video Reviews : TB 8: Infinity, The Revival.
New
Hampshire Preview: Yo Beat is officially
over Vermont.
8/18/99 The Vans Warped Tour '99: Or the easiest concert
to get into for free.by Brooke Geery
8/18/99 Obligatory Mt. Hood Coverage: Snowboarding
not included. by Gabe Taylor
8/18/99 Untitled: Love. Dirt. BMX. A work
of geeky (science) fiction. by Rachel Cotton
5/20/99 Still Riding in May: Yes, you read it
right, Killington's still open. And what comprehensive coverage would be complete with out
the post-season report.
4/9/99 How I Spent My Summer Vacation: No,
this isn't the Tiny Toon's movie, it's your guide to Blackcomb and Mt. Hood in the
summertime.
3/31/99 The Authoritative Guide to Being Cool: Part II: Incase
you have trouble keeping up with the times, we're here to help, again.
3/28/99 Interviews:
Mike Michaelchuk and Ross Powers spill their guts to Yo Beat, for a good five
minutes each.
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