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Us here folks at YoBeat® have, through our oh-so-exciting daily experiences in life, discovered some truths concerning just about everything under the sun. Through the pages of our publication, we hope to expose to you, our generous public, some of these frightening truths and educate you as to the wackness of many a thing we have encountered in our journeys, all the while pretending we are extremely funny. In a nutshell, through the put-out of our manifesto we hope to offend, rip-off everyone, put down everyone, drop names, and give many a shout out to various members of our personal posses that you really don’t care about, among MANY other promotional gimmicks and attempts at being humorous. All in all, this is the real deal, no autographs, but we do what we can, including pulling all-niters for non-existent deadlines. It’s called YO BEAT, after all, what more do I need to say. Read it.
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Brooke Geery: Editor-in-Chief/Founder/Associate-Publisher/Editorial Troublemaker/Intimidator
Jared Souney: Publisher/Creative Director/BMXpert
Kael Hill: Advertising/Brand Relationship Afficianado/Token Canadian
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Jeremiah Paquette: Video Submissions Editor
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(Please note: We consider all submissions open for mockery. We are Yobeat, after all. If you’re going to be a baby about it, please don’t bother sending them.)
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