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Mike Rav, Danimals and Terje Are Going to Tour North Korea’s New Ski Resort


Newsweek is reporting that three of the “World’s Top snowboarders” – Terje Haakonsen, Danimals and Mike Rav have been invited, possibly by Kim Jong-Un himself, to tour North Korea’s new all-star ski resort, a trip valued at $2,900. Because the whole story is pretty fucking crazy, we decided to speculate about how, out of all the snowboarders in the entire world, they selected this crew of modern superstars and we think we figured it out!

  1. Terje– Kim Jong-un respects fellow dictators and since he sees Terje as snowboarding’s dictator due to his Olympic boycott.
  2. Mike Rav– The diplomatic pick, Kim Jong-us knows Rav can make riding on tiny little mounds of man made snow look amazingly enjoyable.
  3. Danimals – They couldn’t get Shaun white so they asked for the “next best Ginger.” Shaun had to decline the initial invitation for fear he would receive Rodman-style blow back for cavorting with Kim Jong-un. However, Jong-un will definitely back Danimals’ military-like technical precision… and the fact he’s always droppin bombs.

Anyway… sounds like a fucking crazy trip.  Read more news here and the most witty commentary most likely on Facebook.

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Comments (26)

  1. The CIA is currently training Danimals, Rav, and Terje on how to kill Kim Jong Un


  3. is it even possible to turn down this offer?

    • I feel like this is a plan by North Korea to attack South Korea. Kidnap 3 Americans as hostages, and America will bend their ass over to protect them. American will keep South Korea from bombing North Korea because it would endanger the lives of the three.

      Unless Obama gets Putin’s balls, he won’t do anything about the kidnapping except throw cash at them.

      Ransom: let North Korea host the 2018 Olympics.

  4. This is a magazine trip put together by the editor. I think the idea was to take a legend and 2 younger, very well behaved snowboarders that won’t get in trouble and can get footage on whatever type of terrain.

  5. There is no fucking way I would go do this

  6. #Givekimjongahumpday

  7. it’s a diverse group, we all know how much they value diversity in the North

  8. Is it just me or does this kind of seem like a bad idea…