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Mike Rav, Danimals and Terje Are Going to Tour North Korea’s New Ski Resort

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Newsweek is reporting that three of the “World’s Top snowboarders” – Terje Haakonsen, Danimals and Mike Rav have been invited, possibly by Kim Jong-Un himself, to tour North Korea’s new all-star ski resort, a trip valued at $2,900. Because the whole story is pretty fucking crazy, we decided to speculate about how, out of all the snowboarders in the entire world, they selected this crew of modern superstars and we think we figured it out!

  1. Terje– Kim Jong-un respects fellow dictators and since he sees Terje as snowboarding’s dictator due to his Olympic boycott.
  2. Mike Rav– The diplomatic pick, Kim Jong-us knows Rav can make riding on tiny little mounds of man made snow look amazingly enjoyable.
  3. Danimals – They couldn’t get Shaun white so they asked for the “next best Ginger.” Shaun had to decline the initial invitation for fear he would receive Rodman-style blow back for cavorting with Kim Jong-un. However, Jong-un will definitely back Danimals’ military-like technical precision… and the fact he’s always droppin bombs.

Anyway… sounds like a fucking crazy trip.  Read more news here and the most witty commentary most likely on Facebook.

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  1. How was aj lawson not invited? He backed north korean snowboarding since day 1

     
  2. Holy shit, I can’t believe this is real. Crazy world out there folks.

     
  3. soo.. what are your guys theories of how danimals, and especially mike rav were 2 of the 3 to be invited? hell, even terje. i would have thought they would have just invited the top people from the olympics.

     
    • im thinking they decided to look up whos popular in the industry about 3-4 weeks ago when this was probably thought out. which happens to be the time mike rav had that interview on snowboarder mag which they might have stumbled upon? im legitimately curious. not saying “wtf mike rav sucks blah blah blah”.. him and danimals are just some of the last few people that i would have thought would be the ones to be selected

       
  4. as much as we all love Rav, “Worlds Top Snowboarder” is kind of funny to hear

     
  5. Mark McMorris, Seb Toots and Shaun white are propably somewhere crying because they weren’t invited

     
  6. “Core” rail snowboarding has gone mainstream friends, time to start worshipping unknown powder wizards

     
  7. Uritours hit up snowboardermag. They picked the 3 boarders

     
  8. The CIA is currently training Danimals, Rav, and Terje on how to kill Kim Jong Un

     
  9. TERJE—LIKE ANY BURTON POW TRIP …. SOME IN ….ALL ELSE LOCKED THE FUCK OUT …

     
  10. is it even possible to turn down this offer?

     
    • I feel like this is a plan by North Korea to attack South Korea. Kidnap 3 Americans as hostages, and America will bend their ass over to protect them. American will keep South Korea from bombing North Korea because it would endanger the lives of the three.

      Unless Obama gets Putin’s balls, he won’t do anything about the kidnapping except throw cash at them.

      Ransom: let North Korea host the 2018 Olympics.

       
  11. This is a magazine trip put together by the editor. I think the idea was to take a legend and 2 younger, very well behaved snowboarders that won’t get in trouble and can get footage on whatever type of terrain.

     
  12. There is no fucking way I would go do this

     
  13. #Givekimjongahumpday

     
  14. it’s a diverse group, we all know how much they value diversity in the North

     
  15. Is it just me or does this kind of seem like a bad idea…

     

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