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by Kyle Sobek
It’s been a hot minute since we’ve subjected you to the garbage that shows up in the Yobeat submissions folder, and we know you’re sad. So for this edition of rejected edits, I decided to add a kookiness scale, because snowboarding is not only about being good, it’s about being cool, right? For your reference, Jed Anderson would score a 1 and JP Walker scores 10.
Minions at Mt. Snow 2k14
Kookiness scale- 7
What is it with these terrible, not funny, crew names who listen to terrible, not funny, main stream music? Are you guys #locals? Believe it or not some people would consider you #kooks. How badly do you want to meet Sage Kotsenberg and the lick the cat crew? You named this minions because you are LTC wanna-bes right? No one(besides Sage) gives a fuck about your band either, unless you were playing your actual music to your snowboarding video, then it might be cool. Run along now, minions.
Your switch front boards are better than your regular ones. You had a mediocre bag of tricks. You are a bandwagon Seahawks fan. You found a banana flavored condom and bag of molly on the slopes. Cool season edit bro.
Nothing really wowed me besides the shitty rap music as well as the last riders name is Tenzin Butt. Pretty cool name there Mr. Butt, and I think you had the coolest tricks on the snowboard too 😉
The first few seconds reminded me of an early 2000s ski movie. What the fuck is up with your boy band punk music? I almost liked the scenic shots, but unfortunately for you, this is fucking yobeat, not natgeo. And why the fuck is this 29 minutes long? I don’t know what makes people think it is okay to create a 29 minute video of them blowing each other off to boy band music. Should have submitted this shit to pornhub, would have gotten a much better chance of getting posted on the homepage.
Luke, at least put some effort into a season edit man! You seem to be in touch with the snowboarding culture. How did you know that everyone loves early offs and shitty filming?!? I give you a C+ only because it wasn’t in the park.
How much did you pay those girls to film them in their panties? What shitty websites are posting this video that got you up to almost 4k views? Did you end up having a Xrated version of this video where you banged eachother and/or the girls? Too many unanswered questions for this to be a feature on Yobeat…sorry guys.
Les Tubes 2 Glaces
Grade- F for French
Kookiness scale- 7
This video is entirely in French, and it made me wish I could understand them, so that kinda sucked. The into was very weird, and French, I can’t tell if these guys are actually religious, like on Matt Chase’s level, or just making fun of him. I am really glad you guys had some powder shots that were half way decent, because you guys suck at rails! You are French Men, stick to the Xaiver De La Rue shit. Make sure to watch around the 15:00 mark, its French guys, being French. The French culture seems cool as hell, and their mountain communities are strong. If anything this video made me appreciate a snowboard scene totally different than our’s here in Merica. Fuck yeah, Frenchies!
Boogie Woogie Cirque-us Boarding
Kookiness Scale- 1.5
I don’t know if you accidentally submitted this or what, but it’s pretty fucking genius. How about you actually try to snowboard next time?
At first I thought you were a 14 year old kid and I was instantly pissed. I know snowboarding if for rich kids, but could you rub it in everyones face a little more? I don’t know about you but I work 9 months a year so I can snowboard 3. I did watch one of your other videos to get the scoop on what your deal is, and at least you are not a total spoiled brat, or 14. Not that any of that shit really matters, but hey, you are pretty good at snowboarding. Why don’t you drop the whole contest thing, smoke a joint, and ride just to ride?
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Were you guys fuggin around cause the music implies you were not? Seeing you are from Colorado I had my doubts, but I would much rather hang out with you guys compared to the “bitchpleaz steez” crew below. I saw a couple shots in there that looked pretty sweet. They were just one of those moments that you want to keep to your self to remember how great that one powder day was. That being said, just because it was one of the most epic moments of your life does not mean it will be for everyone on the internet.
You guys know someone smart enough to create a shitty website but still had the first minute of your video shots of you guys passing out stickers? I gave you an F before I even saw how terrible at snowboarding you were. This is why everyone loves to hate on Colorado, you guys are fucking it up for everyone. We get it, you legalized weed, you live in Scummit County, and you all have steez.