*UPDATE: Justin will land in Denver tonight. You helped chose his assignment list this week. Check below to see what he’s got to do, and a few bonus challenges from you sweet sons of bitches. P.S. Rumor has it he said he has this in the bag.
Once upon a time SIA was a beacon of all things good in snowboarding. It was in Vegas, even though it was winter. It was debauchery at its best, even though it was all about work. People did things to their bodies, minds and souls that can never be forgiven, taken back or washed away. In a sense, it was a place that brought snowboarding together. Then, everyone became giant pussies and the trade show moved to the impossibly boring town of Denver, Colorado. Now everything sucks, the best party is thrown by the always cautious Burton and it’s cold as hell. But, this year, we’ve got a virgin going, and not just any virgin, but our virgin. Seeing as this is Yobeat, and we actually like to entertain and have a nice time, we’ve decided to throw this virgin to the wolves, in a grand sacrifice to the snowboard gods. BUT WE CAN’T DO IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP. So, please vote up to five times below to help determine what 10 pictures Justin “Stan/Intern” Leveille must collect and post to Yobeat upon his return. If he does it, he will be rewarded handsomely, if he doesn’t, there will be public punishment. Enjoy!
UPDATE: The follow ten items won out. Challenge details can be found below.
1. We must be able to see your nuts in the photo.
2. If you can’t find Jess, only a man weighing over 200 pounds can be substituted.
3. “Real” tattoo means no cop-out, too-small-to-see, crap.
4. Not the top of some boobies. On the boobies.
5. If you can’t find Bozung, Matty Ryan can substitute.
6. The pro can not know.
7. Make it dirty or it doesn’t count. No pecking here, pal.
8. See Bonus Below!
9. Kids from Colorado, snowboarders without sponsors and anyone “broin’ down” at SIA are not real bums.
10. The Rockmada is a good place to start, someone else’s lapdance is a good substitute.
BONUS (FROM THE COMMENT SECTION):Â
SMOKE WEED RIGHT OUTSIDE THE TRADE SHOW WITH A GAS MASK BONG.
GET JESS KIMURA TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NUTS WHILE PHOTOBOMING SOMEONE WITH YOUR NUTS.
GRAB A TOO SERIOUS PRO ASS. TERJE, DANNY KASS, TRAVIS RICE, JP WALKER AND SHANE FLOOD ARE ALL GOOD PICKS.