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Shaun White’s Triple Cork

We’ve been losing sleep at night, wondering if Shaun White will be able to learn a triple cork in time for Sochi. If he wants to be the “Best Boarder in the Worldâ„¢ ” he better get that shit down. Well, never fear, Onboard (and soon the rest of the American media) have been fed debatable proof that El Blanco has in fact, stomped himself his very own triple flipper. Don’t know about you, but we’re pretty excited to get a good night’s sleep knowing that our old pal Shaun will in fact have the chance to double medal at the next Olympics.

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Comments (29)

  1. Way to make a triple cork look gay. If I ever see you in real life, I’m gonna punch you in the face.

  2. cool whirly bird, mens gymnastics is in the summer though bro.

  3. That wasn’t Shaun, that was me

  4. I’m glad to see in every sport lives a strong line of biatch ass haters. High fives and ass slaps all around! You guys truly make the world go round. Hey you guys see that kid that throws a 110 mph fast?! What a jack off right? F that kid. Wish I could see him some time. I’d love to just kick him in the sack!

  5. Whats a 110 mph fast?Is that a sports reference? Does that mean fastball?

  6. Medal is a noun not a verb. One cannot “double medal”. Shaun White may win two medals, win being the verb and medal the noun. However, he may double meddle in the Olympics, interfering with the judges’ ability to objectively judge both the halfpipe and slopestyle competitions.

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