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Zeach Squad’s Summer Vacation

Chicago just had a record setting year in murder and death. Dudes just couldn’t stop killing each other. Meanwhile, somewhere in the far out suburbs little white kids were proving people can actually snowboard in Illinois. Now, if they could just act like little punks and stop trying to act hard like the gangsters and killers that live just east.

Every word in this post-even those based on real people-are entirely fictional. The quotes might be bullshit too.
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  • Puff The Magic Dragon

    Sunburst is not the place to be… it sucks a lot.

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  • wumbo

    I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would

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  • @@@@@@@brighton

    If I had to snowboard on a hill with 10 rails id be decent at them too. But hey high fives to you guys, you guys did a really good job. All I know is that im stoked i have brighton as my home mountain.

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  • Timwindells’ballsack

    Wilson, chuuch.

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  • fuck these kids

    EH MATEY FUCK YOU THEY’RE GOING TO CABO

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  • IT CAN’T BE SUMMER

    it cant be summer because i ride a never summer on the culverts of tyro-lllllllll

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  • Ting

    fuck yeah wilson,killin it

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  • @Puff the Magic Dragon

    Fuck off, Sunburst kills it

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  • GHOSTPUMPKIN

    THE KIDS PUT OUT.

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  • Don

    nom nom nom meow

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  • conorschmellyballs

    get a fucking job

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  • shmemmah

    yolo

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  • kennyd

    Pizza Boy Achya Boy Wilson, Spliffs and Zas for life

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PywgnqdMBcA Hash Slinging Slasher

    Wait… I liked this

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  • Curtin

    Wilson playing with fire

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  • damnbecky

    stay sneaky

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  • G Code

    Shit was fire! We’ll see more from these kids in the future for sure

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  • ‘merica

    yikes.

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  • Jason P

    Zip/button up your damn jackets. You’re gonna catch a cold, and there ain’t nobody got time for that!

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  • Brian.

    @Jason P

    OJC!

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  • The reall MR. chi City

    nick lipton is too afraid to go to buffalo or fourlakes, he doesnt snowboard. and no way is the kid with the machette very intimidating.

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  • Real Gangstah alive

    first dude thinks he’s gangstah, wears a poc helmet

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  • PussClot

    fuck these kids

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  • Tommy pickles

    Cooper slack is a baby and still wears a diaper

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  • PussClot

    i still do not get why some edits don’t end up in rejected

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  • Boner Jamz

    pretty black for some white boyz

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  • stingygoose

    tow rope parks are the shit and you can go fuck yourself if you think otherwise

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  • fiend

    deeecent!

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  • @@Puff The Magic Dragon

    Uhm the sunburst in wisconsin or?

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  • http://youtube.com/thehuntercourtney KeithDuck

    Fresh pow day at Buff

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  • earl grey

    someone hook that scott guy up!

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