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For years, we made jokes at the expense of our neighbors to the North. Their accents, their pink money, and their affinity for maple syrup. But now that we’re older, wiser and the Internet exists, we’ve realized a few things. ALL Canadians grow up in the cold and snow, which means they’re inherently better at snowboarding. They’re also nicer, they have free healthcare and when you do find a “funny” Canadian, they’re extra hilarious. So it is with this great envy of Canada that we find great joy in two little gems worth making fun of. First up, meet Ford Focus spokesman Mike Nyuis, who gets a free car and gets to No Board in Pow. We’re just not quite sure how that Ford Focus gets his sled up to the mountain…
Meanwhile, in Quebec, meet 18-month-old Nevek, whose boarding prowess is such big news he made CBC and CNN. Nevek’s dad assures us that even though he can’t talk, he loves to board. His three year-old-sister boards too, though dad says she’s not going to teach her little bro any tricks… because she’s not very good, YET. Not because she’s a girl, you sexist assholes.