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After spending months pouring through the annals of snowboard gossip, history and media, Yobeat has prepared the only 2012 award list that should matter to anyone. It was tough, it took one whole iChat conversation to complete. Tons of people were left out. Actual data was almost completely dismissed as dumb or not very cool. But, after so much effort, so many bad jokes and a few actual moments of awkward silence following terrible jokes at the expense of nice people, we’ve done it; we’ve created the list of lists. So fuck you other magazines, blogs and commentors with shitty opinions. This is the 2012 Yobeat Rider Awards.
The last two years really paid off, watch DWD for proof.
Your votes count around here people.
No one can fuck with this guy in his element.
He was on Yobeat a lot, got some covers, started some projects and is Gigi Ruf.
He’s better than anyone so we picked him for another award too.
Every bitch died in the X Games, except the non-weed smoking Jamie Anderson.
She went fastest in Rat Race, looked good in a ninja suit and made women’s snowboarding look good.
Best part ever filmed by a lady? Possibly.
We couldn’t tell these two scrawny weird dudes apart, so they both win.
Finally, the spirit of snowboarding is again caught on film.
Some Canadian told us to do this.
Way to put down the booze long enough to film a part, Dirks!
Their heartache is real.
Long, sweaty and full of flavor, Cory Grove has the best wiener in the game.
Rail killers, backcountry kids and the freaks n’ geeks that tie it all together.
It’s massive, so massive they forgot Josh Parker is still getting free shit.
For being the man, 365 days a year.
Shame on you guys.
Derrick Rose still makes more than all of them combined any day of the week.
What dumb fuck decided someone could score 100?
Check out more Poler gear in the new “Girls” trailer.
Branding at its best.
Kids chant MILF from the lift.
Her crotch might be on fire, but it’s making so many others hot, hot, hot.
Feels like a friendly place to hangout.
If you don’t count that fetus we found at SIA.
Because no TM on earth gives a fuck about your profile photo.
Just try to dispute this award. Alex will stab you and hide you in his van.
Second place went to a bum we met in Portland named, “Herp.”
You’re going to hate your adult life so much. Ps. We miss you, kinda.
Keep it up asshole.
And that’s all she wrote. We’re sure you’ll all argue about these in the comments, so have at it!