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Yobeat Reader’s Choice Awards 2012

Awards are dumb. The majority are simple distractions to make losers feel nice. For example: You signed up for soccer in third grade, never played, cried twice because you didn’t get an orange slice and the team went 0-10, but; you get a trophy, a picture and probably a medal of some sort. Where’s the victory in that? So Yobeat, the pinnacle of all things justified, are asking you, the beloved audience, to help decide who we give our very biased awards to. Vote now, and come back next week to see how you’ve help shape the official Yobeat 2012 awards.

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    Dope 3 duh

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    no sense of humour Mr. Hockenstein?

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  • shaun white

    should be chick of the year

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  • squares

    worst commenter of the year: KC KYLE

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  • http://Dope.tv Future

    DOPE III has all these vids beat!!!! Do ur homework kids the results speak for them selves.

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  • Past

    Future? The same Future that hated on Geeves? He was in DOPE III you know.

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  • http://Dope.tv Future+

    Geeves runs. I ain’t hating last future wasn’t me

    DOPE III all day.

    Fuck the rest

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    Hekk yea, Sean! DWD

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    @squares That would actually be hilarious. Commenter of the Year and Worst Commenter of the Year definitely should be included.

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    Rider of the Year: Forest Bailey
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    Shaun White is my hero

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    jed all the way man….

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  • IaMcOOl

    Lame. Fucking popularity contests based on videos. How about every rider and every movie if you are going to go that way? Rider of the year is me because I don’t need your fucking lame approval to enjoy snowboarding. And I have more days in my lifetime than you, so fuck off.

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  • Hate

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    I NEED MORE MEDALS

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    FUCKK YOU
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    Pretty Wise and DOPE lll duhhhh…

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    Guy mariono SOTY

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    @Jason P thanks for the vote of confidence, my life is all better now.

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    Everyone knows that I regret the Jibberish nonsense, so vote for Burton killing Forum. The super 8 will never die!

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  • DARKSIDE/JED

    You kids have no idea what it takes to be snowboarder of the year! Look in the past TWS and Snowboarder have never ever given the coveted rider of the year to a rail jockey. WHY? Because what makes someone rider of the year is being “WELL ROUNDED” Emulating skate moves will only make skateboarders make fun of snowboarding even more. Double corks and double kinks is what it takes these days, unless your filming with Brain Farm. Why do the same stale rail trick when you can get fresh tracks? Oh that’s right everyone on this website “HATES POWDER” mo fo me.
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    But sure man, if you’re ever in Alaska instead of your fuckin treehouse or whatever your building in the woods soon, I’ll give you my address or we can meet up publicly. maybe yobeat can cover it.

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    THE DARKSIDE

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    SUPLEX

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    Where is Media Offline? Dope III? Darkside? Yobeat get your shit together. All three of those movies are top contenders for the highly anticipated “Yobeat Reader’s Choice Awards”

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  • duh

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    Rider of the year: Eugene Stancato

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