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Yobeat Reader’s Choice Awards 2012

Awards are dumb. The majority are simple distractions to make losers feel nice. For example: You signed up for soccer in third grade, never played, cried twice because you didn’t get an orange slice and the team went 0-10, but; you get a trophy, a picture and probably a medal of some sort. Where’s the victory in that? So Yobeat, the pinnacle of all things justified, are asking you, the beloved audience, to help decide who we give our very biased awards to. Vote now, and come back next week to see how you’ve help shape the official Yobeat 2012 awards.

Every word in this post-even those based on real people-are entirely fictional. The quotes might be bullshit too.
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Comments (61)

  1. Rookie of the Year: Frank April

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  2. you guys are idiots. if you wanted to give all your buddies handjobs, why not just spend the money on an extra large bottle of lube?

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  3. Jed Anderson totally needs to be rider of the year

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  4. no sense of humour Mr. Hockenstein?

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  5. worst commenter of the year: KC KYLE

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  6. DOPE III has all these vids beat!!!! Do ur homework kids the results speak for them selves.

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  7. Future? The same Future that hated on Geeves? He was in DOPE III you know.

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  8. Geeves runs. I ain’t hating last future wasn’t me

    DOPE III all day.

    Fuck the rest

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  9. @squares That would actually be hilarious. Commenter of the Year and Worst Commenter of the Year definitely should be included.

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  10. Rider of the Year: Forest Bailey
    Woman’s Rider of the Year: No clue
    Rookie of the Year: Brandon Hobush
    Video of the Year: Givin Too
    Mistake of the Year: Jibbersh Webisodes

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  11. darkside wasn’t good enough for ya eh?

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  12. im not sure why theres not certain things to vote on here…. aka rider of the year, vid of the year and whatnot…. anyway, genovese should get a nod for rider of the year

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  13. why dont i see “The Darkside” listed here ?.

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  14. Lame. Fucking popularity contests based on videos. How about every rider and every movie if you are going to go that way? Rider of the year is me because I don’t need your fucking lame approval to enjoy snowboarding. And I have more days in my lifetime than you, so fuck off.

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  15. Worst commenter should be there for sure. KC Kyle or that chode fuck

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  16. Yeah, fuck the poles- Corinne Pasela female rider of the year and Skeleton Crew Media Offline for video.

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  17. GBP isn’t on mistake of the year? just kidding.

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  18. I NEED MORE MEDALS

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  19. @STLouisAlaskan

    FUCKK YOU
    GBP TILL MY DDICK INA DRIT!
    WE FUCK YOU LITTLE AZZ UP

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  20. @dlowk
    gbp can suck the undercheese of my balls

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  21. @Jason P thanks for the vote of confidence, my life is all better now.

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  22. shaun whyte would have totally won if there was a most medals category.

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  23. Everyone knows that I regret the Jibberish nonsense, so vote for Burton killing Forum. The super 8 will never die!

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  24. You kids have no idea what it takes to be snowboarder of the year! Look in the past TWS and Snowboarder have never ever given the coveted rider of the year to a rail jockey. WHY? Because what makes someone rider of the year is being “WELL ROUNDED” Emulating skate moves will only make skateboarders make fun of snowboarding even more. Double corks and double kinks is what it takes these days, unless your filming with Brain Farm. Why do the same stale rail trick when you can get fresh tracks? Oh that’s right everyone on this website “HATES POWDER” mo fo me.
    DARKSIDE? C’mon its all rails minus Ben.

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  25. haha, i was kidding about GBP man, personally im a huge fan of the Gremlinz. Tyler Lynch is a fuckin g.

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  26. But sure man, if you’re ever in Alaska instead of your fuckin treehouse or whatever your building in the woods soon, I’ll give you my address or we can meet up publicly. maybe yobeat can cover it.

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  27. SUPLEX

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  28. rookie of the year: nial romanek

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  29. Whoever voted Burton cutting the program as the misteak of the year better be riding a forum board bought from local core shop. If you’re not, then you’re the reason they did it.

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  30. If you are from the east and didnt vote for mike rav or Johnny O’Connor your board will fall off the loon mountian gondola

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  31. Yeah geno and dwd all day fuck the rest

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  32. Where is Media Offline? Dope III? Darkside? Yobeat get your shit together. All three of those movies are top contenders for the highly anticipated “Yobeat Reader’s Choice Awards”

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  33. DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III DOPE III

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  34. this is terrible, nice one yobeat.

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  35. Enzi, its lever ya dumbfuck. But yeah, derrek

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  36. Why is Danimals on the Rookie of year category? He’s had magazine slots and VG footage for 2 years now. I’d hardly call that rookie status.

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  37. Jeff Anderson would totally beat up Jed Anderson if he was still around. Widen your stance and quit hiding the fact that you’re wearing a helmet.

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  38. Dope III, Too, Gremlinz Refried Batch

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  39. van persie

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  40. Video part of the year

    Johnny OConner

    Hands down

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  41. DWD

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  42. isnt it a little stupid that you can see the results instantly? wtf yobeat. you guys are seriously lost. also gbp is gay as fuck no one cares about you guys

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  43. I do agree with all the ideas you’ve presented to your post. They are really convincing and will certainly work. Nonetheless, the posts are too brief for newbies. Could you please extend them a little from subsequent time? Thank you for the post.

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