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At long last, snowboarding’s hardest suburban white girls drop their full flick.

Riders: Marie Hucal, Fancy Rutherford, Jessie Huege, Darrah Reid-McLean, Desiree Melancon, Joanie Robichaud, Joelle “JJ” Juchli, Gabby Maiden, Madison Blackley, Mary Rand, Taylor Elliot, Alice Gorton, Marie-Andree Racine, Gillian Andrewshenko, Vanessa Moore, Sara Berdayes, Luci Imbach, Alexa McCarty.

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  1. Hitting urban is “tooooo hard”

  2. get a bang bros sponsor next time

  3. Lifestyle shots and overediting to cover up the fact that girls still suck at snowboarding. Nice try, Next time just hit us with boob shots.

  4. i’ve boned a lot of these girls, no big deal

  5. I saw this movie primere in Reno the other local movie was way better… Idk the name of it but it kicked to (soft) hard right in the dick

  6. reno kids, its not local. you need to get laid.

  7. great edditin….not shit sucked

  8. i can only watch so many slow mo boardslides. good editing though

  9. fuck you if you think this shit sucks, youre less then nothing

  10. Damn that was sick. heavy features these girls are stepping up the game. and pretty hot. backing it.

  11. Why is Zoe Mayers not in this? that girl kills it so hard way more than Luci Imbach….Sucks you didnt put her in she kills it

  12. when does mary rands part start i just wanna skip to it

  13. I’m so much more confused than I normally am.

  14. that was pathetic. Can i have my 19 minutes back please?

  15. Like many people, I watched hoping for some boob action in the snow. And like so many, I was dissapointed. (Except for Desiree. Kills it)

  16. The riding is generally sick for girls, which is totally ruined by the retarded editing in the first 3/4 of the movie. Guessing Marie Hucal and Desiree Melancon shut that down, at least made the last 4 minutes bearable.

  17. They put a Salem track in, good enough for me

  18. I would bang anyone of you fine chunks of ass, i prefer the back door of a lady as always. also i love having rough s&m on lots of lsd and prefer my women to dominate me in this state of higher being. MARY RAND is the shit and i could back flip any of you bitches. it puts the lotion on its skin. RUFF ANAL with amanda ramono

  19. loon opens next weekend, hit me up on Facebook ladies, or big men, I’m into both, a hole is a hole

  20. I wish my mom was down to break the law

  21. those were literally the tallest handrail lips i’ve ever seen in my life. how are we supposed to respect you when you wont respect yourself? chop that shit down. all of them. learn how to ollie it’s not that fucking hard.

  22. That chick in yoga pants who knee slammed that other girl in the face was pretty hot

  23. 1. Girls smoking is gross
    2. What was with the music (minus the last part)
    3. The graphics?
    4. The last 4 minutes were the only parts worth watching.
    5. Girls!

  24. But seriously when is Mary Rands part.. That’s the only Im watching this

  25. the music and editing was unbearable.

  26. mary rand 5:15

  27. That was fucking awful, literally an embarrassment to womens snowboarding.

  28. I bet mikey p was pumped about the weed shots

  29. Roobs is definitely in the movie

  30. *Roob’s daughter must be in this movie

  31. 1. We’re not gonna lower our snowboarding standards just because you’re a girl, that would be sexist and a disservice to all women.
    2. Just because you tried hard doesn’t mean you did a good job.
    3. We don’t care if it hurts your feelings.
    4. Get back in the kitchen and make me a fucking sandwich.

  32. LaurenLongfield sucks at snowboarding

  33. Get with it or get tha fuck out. Open your minds nerds.

  34. Loved it. Worth the wait and done in true Dangy style.

  35. So much hate, I’ll come out and say it. These girls are better than me. There… Back to having fun.

  36. All snowboarding aside, just because you snowboard does not mean you have an excuse to be gross. Pull your fucking shit together.

  37. Why is it that when most girls snowboard they have the style of a thirteen year old boy? Except for Desiree, the rest of the parts would be in the rejected edits pile if they weren’t girls. Danyale’s part had a few cool shots, but Salem makes me feel like I’ve been in the k hole for a week…

  38. putting people down can only get you so far in life

  39. Right the fuck on danyale! Right the fuck on everyone!

  40. lol “i wish my mom was down to break the law”
    and what is a k hole?

  41. Step in the right direction. Danyale, Desiree, Jessie Heuge, Mary Rand. Maddison Blackley had a solid front lip, JJ’s front board around 4:30, few other pretty tight shots in there. Maybe lose a few of the bail shots though.

  42. oh, and was pretty impressed with Marie Hucal. that part was a bit more diverse than most of the others.

  43. I’m backing this hard. You can’t expect man level boarding from girls, so that complain is irrelevant. But as for the editing and crazy ass ADHD cracked out graphics. That shit rules! Great job Dingy.

  44. Honestly, what the fuck did I just watch? Dessira all the way, hands down. wait why is mary rands tricks under that chick alex? editing is horrible……. stick to snowboarding. Mary Rand kills it, and this movie doesn’t show it. Nice spots, not enough good tricks. where THE FUCK IS JESS?

  45. So I’m pretty sure that most of these guys hating on chicks for not doing triple kinks are either:
    2.Stuck with a fat chick that doesn’t shred.
    3.Can’t do half the tricks these girls do in the street but can do them on boxes.

    Finally big ups to Danyale. There aren’t too many girls out there filming and putting together video parts. I remember 4 years ago when she was a little kid working at a shop in Anchorage just for the connections and product. Now she’s traveled the continent.
    Haters please link to a video of your girlfriend riding better than these chicks. Oh wait, your single.

  46. I’m single cause i pull 20 dumb ass hoes like you a year ^ and most of them lick my asshole, ya this video wasn’t switch back lips on triple kinks but it was good and ya i would still backflip all you ladies on LSD. butt plugs and anal beads 4 life

  47. Must have been TOO HARD to do some proper editing.

  48. here is the teaser it has titz and bloody tampons

  49. teaser has tits and tampons

  50. some solid tricks, but lets cover some points here ladies:

    1. please stop dressing like dudes.. it’s not attractive, and your not helping your cause.
    2. learn how to can all take notes from the blondie at the end who gave that chick a face melter.
    3. learn how to talk shit, youre not good at in point, cascadia411
    4. not going to post a link to my girl’s edit, she doesn’t have one. know why? because shes hot and doesn’t need to put together a shitty edit to impress dudes.

  51. ~lol 69 comments~
    everybody calm down. aspergers everywhere.

    going to be honest, i was stoked on the trailer. i bought a shirt because scene chicks love cats and inverted crosses. i was excited to see this. but then i stopped watching after mary rand’s part, because i just couldn’t push through it.

    at least they’re snowboarding though, right? good shit. keep at it.

  52. i suck at snowboarding but i suck a mean cock

  53. girls getting together, having a good time, and supporting each other. awesome.

    guys hating on it. whats new? who gives a fuck?

  54. sweet editing! lots of crazy falls. take your vitamins girls. good job! loved the kittens, in a creepy witch kind of way. graphics ruled… next level! xoxo

  55. The bad bitches with real talent film for Eel Soup. (search on google) it’s “too hard”.

  56. Yeah Marie! Crushing it

  57. ollieing is too hard, lets make massive lips

  58. Where is Jesse Gouveia’s part ?

  59. jesse gouveia is hot

  60. at least female pro surfers are almost naked. why did i get into snowboarding?

  61. who makes a movie and gives themselves opener?

  62. WTF was that a tampon?? 7:57
    thats like a girls version of a guy gripping on to a handful of human fecal matter.

  63. Okay none of these people are me. I would never say shit like that. These girls kill it. Fuck you csm or whoever commented using my name!

  64. Love the qualitiy editing, looks like someone went to art school with all the animation. Some rad rail shots. Mary Rand was also my fav part.

  65. @ the girl that shows her tits in the teaser. I give those an A+ , I bet you have to strap those babies down with a tight sports bra to keep them from throwing off your balance shredding.
    Minus Gretchen Blieler there are no female snowboarders showing skin on or off the snow. Keep the apres sexy scenes coming! Next year drop a double feature with a behind the scenes gyno visit!
    Great movie and also enjoyed the two girls making out…plus a few hammers thrown in at the start and finish. All you girls are super hot for now so keep hiking those stairs and your ass won’t get fat.
    #sexyshredders whenever possible guys!

  66. i dont understand the hype about mary rand. shes just alright. seriously i dont get it

  67. Over editing that kills my eyes

  68. Dangy killin it! Marie, Des, and Fancy. Making the last 6 minutes of the movie sick. BOOM

  69. Who cares if it was good or bad? The fact that all 99 of you guys watched a full snowboard film of just girls (and all the kids like me who went to the premiere and saw it) is HUGE progress for us ladies! Pavin the way.

  70. this must have taken a lot of adderall dangy. good shit.

  71. Fuck yeah ladies, lettin em knowww.

  72. so which one of you girls will sucking my dick in the gondola at loon this year?

  73. @ cascadia411:

    I’m not hating on these girls for not doing triple kinks. It’s great that they’re are having fun and working to produce their own vid. Here is the issue: I would be willing to bet that a lot of the guys that criticize edits like “Too Hard” do so because there is a clear double standard between men and women snowboarders. There were perhaps a handful of tricks at most in this vid that I can’t do, and as a guy this is nothing to brag about. If I were a girl, I (and probably a lot of yobeat guys) would fit right in this vid. As a guy, however, I am considered only mediocre compared to other crews of guys putting out multiple edits a year.

    I agree that there are a lot of negative comments on this vid, including mine. However, I’m not going lie and say I’m watching this edit multiple times and getting inspired to zeach down a ten-stair handrails with a lip so big it’s practically a ride-on. In contrast to vids like “Too Hard,” watching the edits put out by crews like bhappy, gremlinz, etc. makes me truly excited to snowboard.

    And for the record, I’m 1) in a 4+ year relationship with 2) a beautiful girl who does snowboard (but doesn’t think she’s hot shit like a lot of girls because she can front board a box). She is better than most girls I know who are constantly trying to impress guys by talking about how hard they “shred” and bragging about making the finals of some rail jam with only 4 girls competing. It’s irrelevant if any yobeat commenters have girlfriends who snowboard anyway. You don’t have to be dating a pro snowboarder to know that most “good” girls are just not in the same league as most “good” guys. A lot of the spots in this vid are in several other big name vids. Watch how the Videograss guys ride, for example, then compare it to girls in this edit and others hitting those same features. 3) I can never do good handplants, but I can do 95% of the ticks in this edit and in most cases with better style (with the notable exception of Desiree). There isn’t one rail/jump/feature in this edit that I wouldn’t feel comfortable attempting myself, but that’s nothing to brag about. I acknowledge that I don’t cut it compared to the guy crews you see filming at Northstar, Boreal, etc.

    TL-DR: It’s great that these girls are having fun and being creative on their snowboards and with their editing, but don’ttell me that you are as stoked to watch “Too Hard” as you are (for example) one of the Gremlinz vids.

  74. behind the scenes gyno visit hahahahahahaha

  75. nicely done ladies. haters gonna hate. Making girls snowboarding exciting.

  76. that was pathetic, terrible editing and the 1st song was one of the worst ive ever heard, highlight of the video was the guy riding backwards on the bike handlebars

  77. Hell yeah Dangy that was sick! keep it up.

    good to see people doing something awesome and
    productive with their time instead of just talking shit.

  78. come on, wheres the taylor swift songs at? lol… but in all seriousness, it would be great if some girls would be themselves while snowboarding, instead of these fake-gangsters…

  79. Great job. How many people have actually filmed & edited their own movie? Uh —- not many! Keep it up…. girls rule!

  80. that actually was really fucking awesome.

  81. i remember my first rail to 180 u girls need to man up and start to try harder trix

  82. Lemme smang it giiirrrlls

  83. …you’re trying too hard. Cut the gangster bullshit, it’s not attractive, and just because you’re a bunch of girls doesn’t change that. The riding wasn’t too hard, so maybe consider focusing an ALL GIRLS snowboarding film that accurately portrays how GIRLS ride, which is NOT TOO HARD, apparently. Pick a title that doesn’t set you up for failure is what I’m saying. With that, either rename it Two Tits or keep the name and fucking show up and put down some serious tricks. I’ll let double standards get my attention (trust me that’s in your favor for now), but no way are double standards going to allow me to be impressed.

    Next time focus more on having genuine fun, friends and adventure. Tool on and toy with the all the burnout guys that are never going to make it in snowboarding. And no matter what, don’t let assholes like me talking shit discourage you. Fucking keep at it.

    Oh yeah, and stop smashing glass everywhere, you DO just look like a bunch of stupid bitches when you do that. Thank you.


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