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This may be the most disappointing batch of rejected edits yet. The things people are filming and submitting recently are ferociously terrible. It took awhile to compile this group. I had hoped it was because people were learning not to submit trash. But unfortunately it was only because the season had yet to start. So now the flood gates of awful edits have been opened.

TRGW & S-130 Flexin at Mt. Hood: C

What’s this? Another “we took a trip across the country to Mt. Hood edit”? I can’t wait to watch your 8-minute GoPro edit with generic party and rail footage. Guess what, you did the same thing everyone else did this summer. No one wants to watch your edit because we all lived it ourselves. Minus the bros.

Blizzardo: D-

Everyone needs to watch 1:53, that’s how it’s done. I’m willing to bet every rail move in this edit is a zeach. I couldn’t watch the whole thing though, if anyone does, I applaud them.

Birmingham Jam: C-

Just because there are people snowboarding doesn’t mean someone needs to film it. Put the camera down, go grab a hot dog and cheer on your friends looking like bmx stunt show riders on a mall tour circa 1989.

Welcome to East Tennessee: F

You obviously have never watched a single edit or read any comments on Yobeat prior to submitting this video. But now you will know, your edit blows. Possibly the worst one of this edition of Rejected Edits

Joakim Boldo: F

I tried to keep watching because I couldn’t help but think something wild was going to happen. Unfortunately the only thing I saw was your inability to land with your board facing forward.

Ryan Finder last week at Timberline: D-

After watching that first edit I definitely said to myself “damn, if only I could see more of that one dude in the rasta pants. He had some sick moves.” I hope you had a great summer, because watching this ruined my day.

Joakim Boldo some shots from summer: D-

Joakim going 2 for 2 in this edition of Rejects. I think you know why this is rejected. If you don’t then just reread the comment above on your other edit.

NEXGEN: D

If this is the “next generation” of snowboarding, were all fucked.

Hintertux opening 2012: D

I challenge snowboarders of the world to make an opening day that doesn’t suck. This edit will probably get the most ridicule from the Yobeat patrons.

Perry Gang: C

It’s like everyone in this edition of Rejected Edits got together and said lets make bad edits to horrible music.

Cowboy Shirts: D+

You just plain suck. Quit trying to be different and quirky, its annoying.

Six: D-

I see you decided to get some early season practice in after your dismal performance at Comment Con. Keep practicing, stop filming it.

G.V.C.P. keep it local September edit: F

This is a perfect example of a time when you shouldn’t submit your edit. This is absolute garbage. I don’t know how anyone in this edit can even watch it without seeing how toolish they are. You took a rare fun activity, snowboarding in September, and turned it into a pile of shit. This edit makes me not want to go snowboarding because I might encounter some bros like you at the mountain.

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  • Pedo-Dino

    Weres flippin weekend?!?

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  • Dr. PHiL

    the banger at the end of the first video was pretty cool..

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  • Mckayla Maroney

    I’m hella impressed

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  • Yobeat Patron

    HOW COULD YOU REJECT THEM! THEY PLAYED SHOTSS!!?!?

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  • Eric

    Didnt even watch them..That being said I can still guarantee the majority of these dudes can snowboard better than Jerm.

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  • Walter

    jerm for president

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  • poop

    “This edit makes me not want to go snowboarding because I might encounter some bros like you at the mountain.” …ever been to big bear?

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  • lurkin

    the nexgen edit should have been rejected just for use of that shitty song everyone has heard already in 81928370148 edits already

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  • lurkin

    jerm are you seriously still claiming comment-con that shit was like 2 months ago and it was embarassing for everyone who participated. oh and that cowboy edit guy rips

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  • michigander

    awful

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  • KC KYLE

    The first dude in the six video is definitely better than jerm

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  • assbury

    my video got on here? what the heck?

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  • Matt Turner

    tell me more about how you lived in govy over the summer “minus the bros”

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  • yeah bro

    GVCP is trash

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  • KC KYLE

    Welcome to eastern Tennessee hahahahaha. First hood edit was pretty sick

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  • hoebeat

    zeaches galore

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  • snatch

    I like all the party footage. It makes me feel like my mommy let me out to play.

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  • sean

    Im from Tennessee..glad we can be so well represented here.

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  • http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq0iwbjfb91qbrrf8.png MattyT

    KC KYLE, some babies are dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

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  • sluicebox

    is riding switch just not a thing people do anymore?

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  • ray sphinktor

    i love people who spend 10,000 dollars on camera shit and not know how to use their camera.

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  • perry gang for life

    why did you reject perry gang, jed and hobush were in it

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  • PattMearson

    everyone needs to stop doing the mike rav gang signs. hop off his dick and be original

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  • squares

    that east tennessee park looked pretty fun, they even have waterslides. the video was horrifying though.

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  • SL,ut

    “damn, if only I could see more of that one dude in the rasta pants. He had some sick moves.” I hope you had a great summer, because watching this ruined my day.

    On point.

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  • wumbo

    why would you even submit that gopro, self-filmed, dubstep, zeach-filled piece of shit video to yobeat? fuck..

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  • ryan motha fuckin read

    yo fuckin nigger ass yobeat this is who really shreds at mt. hood during these months. your a fucking pussy come up here and ill beat your ass. these are the real locals so fucks wit it. come up here and trust me you wont leave without finger to type your bullshit remarks. your not a snowboarder you dont even know what the real Mt. Hood is. go fuck yourself and come see me and the locals. Fo REAL.

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  • james

    if people wanna be like mike rav let them do it. mike rav luvs followers duudes

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  • http://jermsgerms.blogspot.com jerm

    @ryan motha fuckin what ever youre claiming, ive been to mt hood in october several times. ive snowboarded on that little patch. its a blast. but if you and your “mega locals only crew” are going to act like chads youre going to get made fun of.

    p.s. the only people who care what others think about them are the insecure tool types.

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  • jermfaggot

    people that dont have any footage of themselves posted, trash talking others that are 80% of the time better than the one running their mouth makes you look like a toolbag.
    nothing you say is even creative. oh they party instantly bad. oh they have fun NNOOOOO YOBEAT SAYS NO FUN! oh look they arent that good but are progressing noooope yobeat doesnt care. because they are elite cock mongers that swaddle their little companies name and ride their high horses till kingdom come. yah lets see every yobeat worker that writes these things shred.
    well come on guys bring on the footage let the people you reject judge your material.

    or are you to insecure of a tool type to post your own riding? well eager to see what your bangers are.
    fucking wannabes

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  • jermfaggot

    oh i stand corrected he does have an edit lets judge it.
    everyone search the jerm edit v2.0 on vimeo.

    1. do you have a vagina and like dick? well having a pop main steam song is fair evidence.
    2. woah cool shiftys and taps bro what are you 15?
    3. if you edited that yourself please please please BREAK your computer. absolutely some of the worst editing i have ever seen.
    4. a helmet? youre wearing a helmet and didnt pull anything more than a 360. maybe if you hit a 60ft step up you should wear a helmet but other than that makes you look like a skier pussy.
    5. repeatitive shots makes your edit dull and boring.
    6. learn how to sync tricks to the audio.
    7. learn how to use color corrections to not make your video look like a toaster shit it out.
    shall i keep going or are the 7 wonders of the world enough for you?

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  • sluicebox

    jerm’s been to hood in october, watch out haha i bet hes shredded meadows on a dope pow day too, must have been sick waiting in line for 2 hours and getting 2 turns on cascade

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  • karnkarn

    Heaters! Snows coming!

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  • dick poncho

    dude in blizzardo set up his salomonder backwards

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  • wade thomas

    so thats what its like snowboarding in tennessee

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  • Spencer

    Perry gang was tight

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  • JP Walker

    looks like shakey shots are all the rage this year.

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  • jan turdlinks

    Im sponsored by tj max

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  • PileS

    jerm might want to leave the hood land area GVCP might be on the watery eyed look out. Cowboy shirt murders shit too so stay out of canada.

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  • crack baby

    nobody likes watching videos from hood, they are full of kids “partying” and smoking pot, which is illegal. the rest of the videos sucked, i seriously got bored and zoned out and couldnt tell you what i just watched. the nexgen was awful, i promise they are the only kids wack enough to snowboard like that and release it for public viewing. Kids who hate on jerm are the ones who have been getting their edits rejected.

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  • http://Jermsgerms.blogspot.com Jerm

    Tell me how you really feel. I’m deeply concerned.

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  • jermfaggot

    obviously jerm is retarded considering i did tell him how i felt. and what does he have to say about it.

    HES DEEPLY CONCERNED!
    your best bet is to go home take a nap and think about your life.
    maybe kick some rocks considering hes not doing much with his life besides writing reviews for yobeat hahahaha some life bro

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  • Tha BAUSS

    Best be showin Ryan Read some respect, he works fixin the timberline cats around the clock, without him and his homies in the shop no one would have summer or winter riding at t line

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  • jermfaggot

    @Tha BAUSS

    exactly watch him run jerm over lmao

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  • shelly cashman

    the first video had a sick ender but other than that these videos were terrible. I dont even want to talk shit about them cause i could care less

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  • yobeat hater

    This is the kind of post that makes me hate yobeat, I come here to enjoy sweet edits of people snowboarding and you clog up the site with a bunch of wannabee snowboarder hipsters sitting in an office talking shit about kids who are atleast out there snowboarding and filming to progress to get better. Go congratulate yourself jerm cause your the type of person that ruins the feel of the laid back snowboard lifestyle by judging, you fit the prototype of being one of those 1975 skiers who hates snowboarders plus the judgemental 2012 wannabee hipster! GET A LIFE. These maybe “rejected edits” but your the reject of a person who decides you have the power to say what snowboarding is! Unimpressed

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  • Melle Freriks

    Since when i snowboarding about making good edits and not about having TONS AND TONS OF MAXIMUM FUN!??!?!

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  • Melle Freriks

    Btw i’m looking forward to perry gang nr.2 these guys are awesome!

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  • beast coast

    the cowboy shirt homie was mad good. if mark goodall did the same tricks, on the same features you’d put it on the homepage. in fact, i’m fairly sure you already did, 500 fucking times this summer

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  • MidwestistheBest

    Well you guys were bitching about each other I WAS SNOWBOARDING!!!!hahahahahah

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  • Rick

    I blame GoPro

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  • Ri

    @ thebauss if there was no ryan reid they would hire someone else you retard

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  • poop

    @ryan motha fuckin read so I checked out that Jerm edit and while he did do pretty much the same tricks over and over (nosepress, switchups) his vid blew yours out of the fucking water. yeah the filming was a little shaky but seriously, have you watched the “edit” you posted?? Actually, better question; have you ever actually been on this website before? if you have then you would know better than to send in that faggity ass edit of yours and not expect it to be in the rejected category. maybe there is a website that would want to see people who “arent that good but are progressing”, but it damn sure isnt this one. Save that shit as a christmas gift for your grandma who just got an Ipad this year. She will be so proud. Fucking people…
    p.s. yeah im sure you work wonders on the cats up there but if it wasnt you it would just be some other mexican doing just as good or better of a job and getting paid half what you get

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  • waldo

    So…what’s wrong with Cowboy Shirt being “different & quirky?” Wait, I get it – Nyet, nyet Komrad! You must conform. You must not express yourself. You must do as I do for the good of The Collective. How can I impress if you insist on drawing attention by progressing? — Move over old farts and let the new blood through!

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  • woolythemammoth

    So here on this edition of rejected I to totally and completely agree with all of these being denied, however. you need to look at your own vid before you rip people apart. First of all you (or your editor) doesnt even know how to export so that the video is the proper res and takes up the entire vimeo window without having a big black border around it.

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  • http://MySpace Pentagrampussyslayer

    Fucking chill bros. the dude in the rasta pants made me wanna quit living. Chads shouldn’t snowboard.

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  • Derek

    The awkward moment when you see your home resort on here. Way to represent.

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  • YEeeeeeee

    yeeeeeeeeeeeeee cowboy shirts

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  • Cosby

    Why was there just a skier on my screen…?

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