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Toeside Terrors Test: 2013 CAPiTA Defenders of Awesome

The graphics on this shit are bad-ass, and with a name like “Defenders of Awesome” it was a no-brainer that one of our favorite snowboard super heroes, Terry Dactyl, had to put it to the test.

The real deal

Pros: Super poppy and responsive. I am a huge skeptic of all new hybrid cambers but for a “flat board” the tail was really strong and consistent. The edge held up great, and I did not find myself reverting as often as I would on a reverse camber board.

Cons: This board was a little stiff, I didn’t find it to be too much of a problem but I imagine it to be quite a leg-wrecker in the powder. Also, I found myself being distracted by the babe graphics… then again you could just use her hotness to help you progress, like she’s watching always, and judging.

MSRP: $379
Sizes: 152, 154, 156, 158, 160

Who the fuck is Terry Dactyl? Watch this and learn.

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Comments (25)

  1. Wow. I thought these were going to be actual reviews.

  2. @Tim Horton, HA! thats funny.

  3. fucking skinny faggot
    why don’t you have a real snowboarder like stevie bell do this shit?
    that white girl better have some a$$ tho


  5. “I would like for you to image strapping your feet on to a rocket and heading straight for the fucking moon dude, cause that’s pretty much what fucking happened here today. ”
    So good.

  6. Looks like he’s channeling plastic soldiers

  7. Terry Dactyl really has those dinosaur hand motions on lock when he talks

  8. these suck

  9. maybe, just maybe one day, yobeat will realize that these really aren’t funny.

  10. so.. it’s pretty easy to judge if you like the graphic of a board, by looking at it on the Internet.

    It’s not easy to tell how it rides from seeing a picture.

    I feel like describing how the board rides would be more helpful then saying funny things about the graphic like a Bostonian.. just sayin’

  11. Why hasn’t Jerm commented on how he has unions on a capita

  12. if youre looking for an actual review try, transworld, shayboarder or any one of those other weak sites. But if getting a chuckle or two while learning some info about how something feels isnt cutting it for then you came to the wrong site.

  13. fuck ya front 3 melons

  14. ^its outerwear, your comment is irrelevant, and thanks for contributing to the naive dipshit population that comprises yobeat.

  15. I’m so over snowboarding skateboarding is way more raw fuck having fun I would rollerblade if I wanted to have fun

  16. Thanks yobeat for the encompassing and thorough review.

  17. Tight review. this is what the industry needs: a lot less corporate fuckitism and snobby-ass riders and more true rippers like Terry Dactyl.


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