To close up this week, we, the Cats of Anarchy, took over the rejected edits, giving Jerm a break to regain his bitterness. We are still puzzled to why some of you guys send Yobeat the videos that you do, so here is our feedback to those helpless souls. Â
With the name Lost Hawks, we weren’t expecting much, so at least you had that going for you. Opening up the video with a lens slap by marijuana man, just really set the bar for what we knew was going to be a mediocre edit. Nobody wants to watch your stock go-pro footage and it doesn’t help that you added all those busted ass effects. Focus more on your pacing and content, it was slow as fuck and filled with clichÃ© shit. You gotta hit us with that flavor, hit us with that flexxxx. Bring something new to the table na’meen? Also that dude in the hero was kind of blowing it! The only dudes that I saw reppin’ them shits this year were myself (Oliver) and Brett Wilkinson. You’re part of an exclusive club now, my dude and that zeach at :41 is in contention of beating my zeach in our teaser for Zeach of the Year. Also, you filmed it from two angles?! Shit’s offensive. Somehow the girl in this edit was the most impressive. I’m all for homie edits and stuff but c’mon! Sack up boys. Let’s also acknowledge the hiking shots at the end. Not really sure what that’s for.. perhaps to let people know you’re adventurous?
First off let me congratulate you on being one of the more solid jibbers at Mammoth. Unfortunately for you this pretty much means absolutely nothing. There were a lot of real low flying “skimmer” jump tricks in there too. Every time someone slow mos a shifty I want to shit blood. That’s more upsetting than Cato’s constant diarrhea, just depressing. Not really too sure what you were trying to do with this edit.. but you should know that kind of stuff wasn’t going to fly here. I’m sure your parents are psyched but we aren’t. Better luck next year.
For No Reason
1:53-1:57.. ’nuff said. We should probably say something a bit more constructive and/or entertaining though so here it is: We saw some pretty cool spots in this teaser you guys just didn’t set them up right. Next time nut up a bit more or at least get more creative. Another thing is that there were a lot of shots of chode tubes, maybe cut some of those out. That shit looked like a Jibberish part, minus the fakie 500 on, of course. It seemed in good taste to rip on the rastalo (rasta juggalo) pants that home boy was wearing but then I kind of thought that Bulgaria might not be doing too well as a country and he was probably just shredding on whatever he could get his hands on.
First of all, fuck Trevor Speranske. That fool dropped Jeremy and Richie’s names to get Ashbury shit after only having met them once. I think all of YoBeat as well as Trevor would find it beneficial for “#FuckTrevor” to start being a real thing.. IT’LL BE GOOD FOR YOUR IMAGE JOE. We actually met up with a lot of these guys up in Marquette and as much as we just tore Trevor’s ass up we secretly like him even though he’s a shitass. All in all this video wasn’t too bad for a homie vid. The hijinx shots definitely gave it character and made it watchable, at least for us. If you guys just had some kind of full time filmer and trimmed some of the fat out of your video and made like a 10 minute hammer vid instead, or perhaps some edit.. that shit would pop off. Also definitely cut the skiers. ALWAYS CUT THE SKIIERS. All in all Brett “Team-On-His-Back” Guild was definitely the MVP on this one and we’d definitely like to give him a shout out before wrapping this up. BABY BLUE I SEE YOU.
This one is blatantly not Yobeat ready. You should just watch all the other rejected edits and you’ll understand why we pretty much don’t need to say anything about this one. Maybe you were trying to go for little kid points? With dudes like Pat Fava and Red Gerard you’re going to have to try harder then that.
A Wicked Pissah Summah
I suppose this is a step up from most rejected edits because it had a bit of direction. There was a general unifying theme that seemed consistent throughout the edit. Unfortunately for the viewer the theme was cheesy as all hell and got a bit boring. It’s cute, I’ll give you that but, “Dad Camming” a downrail for an entire edit gets pretty boring after a while no matter how hammer the tricks are. This reminded me of a video that some big name snowboarder would pull out of his or her b-hole that Snowboardermag or Transworld would eat their own shit over. However, you haven’t got a famous name and this is Yobeat. We ain’t buyin’ it. Shout out to the kid with the koolaid mustache, wuzgud. Last but not least, switch the fucking back on your go pro, no one can hear what you’re saying with that 100+ MPH wind blocker.
Summer Turf Snowboarding Vol. 2
Honestly, this is the best turfboarding edit ever done. All you other mother fuckers take notes. CLAY HATZENBULER IS THE TURF COMMANDER. He makes that that shit work. When you see a turf setup, you see his mofuggin face. However I believe there is a strict Yobeat code against posting strictly tube edits. Anyone reading this should definitely watch out for his shots in “This Must Be The Place”. If you don’t already know him by now you’ll definitely get to know him within the next few years. On that note, SHUT THE FUCK UP CLAY.
Rio and Orla
Grade: D+ (69%)
It’s safe to say we all got boners when Orla front-boarded that down-flat-down. That girl can take a kink like a champ. If you ever need a place to sit.. holler at your boy, my face is always open. These girls can ride, for sure. The black and white kind of killed it though, the lighting seemed a bit off. Also, as is the case with pretty much every girl edit ever, there was a lot of zeaching and slips. However it was still a lot better than most guys’ rejected edits. If you had someone better to film and edit you I’m sure this thing would have been a lot better. In all seriousness though, Orla, we’re all trying to holler at dat a$$.
Good game bitches.